You either have to move to New York or flying sharks are let loose on your town. - Page 3

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Posted: 8/2/2019 2:36:20 PM EDT

[#1]

So you are saying that I will get to shoot sharks in the face without risking a tragic boating accident?

Around here that is what we call a win / win!

Posted: 8/2/2019 2:36:23 PM EDT

[#2]

Do the frickin sharks have frickin laser beams on their heads??

Posted: 8/2/2019 2:36:40 PM EDT

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My only thought, what round for flying sharks?

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.45-70....The Lords Caliber.

Posted: 8/2/2019 2:37:30 PM EDT

[#4]

This kind of shit is why Aimless got fired from Site Staff.

Also--

DUPE.

Posted: 8/2/2019 2:37:36 PM EDT

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Flying sharks with freakin' laser beans please!

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Posted: 8/2/2019 2:37:50 PM EDT

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Eating a sandwich before going back to court

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This is... Slow day at the office?

Eating a sandwich before going back to court

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Are you washing it down with Jim Beam?

Posted: 8/2/2019 2:38:42 PM EDT

[#7]

Bring on the sharks.

Posted: 8/2/2019 2:38:45 PM EDT

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Flying shark, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot...

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I fucking laughed too hard at this.

Thanks.

Posted: 8/2/2019 2:39:27 PM EDT

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What round for flying shark?

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Exactly. I'm stuck in CT, which is bad enough, I'm sure as hell not going back to NY.

Posted: 8/2/2019 2:40:19 PM EDT

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Bring on the sharks. I heard sharks don't do well on land, anyway. Also, the Chinese will be super jealous of all our soup.

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"Don't do well on land"?

Knock-Knock...

Who's there?...

Candy Gram.

Posted: 8/2/2019 2:41:24 PM EDT

[#11]

Pull.

Posted: 8/2/2019 2:49:37 PM EDT

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Florida man laughs at flying sharks, he would much rather take them on in the water so the sharks have a fighting chance.

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I wonder what a golf ball launcher would do to a shark.

Posted: 8/2/2019 2:50:43 PM EDT

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I'll take the sharks.

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Posted: 8/2/2019 2:50:49 PM EDT

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.45-70....The Lords Caliber.

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The Lord has a beefier shoulder than I do.

Posted: 8/2/2019 2:51:18 PM EDT

[#15]

I'll take the flying sharks, I have guns and ammo

Posted: 8/2/2019 3:02:45 PM EDT

[#16]

Didn't our resident Canadian Garand collector make a 9.3mm M1? Seems perfect for flying sharks.

Posted: 8/2/2019 3:42:55 PM EDT

[#17]

So far:

229 - choose flying sharks
13 - choose fire
6 - choose NY

eta: Wondering how many of the 13 currently live in NY...

Posted: 8/2/2019 3:50:28 PM EDT

[#18]

I lived in Woodhaven and East New York and North Arlington,NJ.
Bring on the Sharks!!

Posted: 8/2/2019 3:51:24 PM EDT

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Posting on arfcom while driving you accidentally run over Lex Luthor's beloved poodle. Lex is furious and says either you move to NY or he's going to send dozens of rockets filled with flying sharks from his moonbase to your town where they'll fly around eating anyone who comes outside, flying in windows, ringing doorbells, not returning shopping carts to the corrals at grocery stores, depositing shark poop from
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or You agree to move to New York State And never leave. You can move to Manhattan or Plattsburgh. Feel free to bring your mini 14 and ten round mags, have your cat declawed before you move.

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Grab my rifle while remembering that thread where an arfcommer made his house with no windows and got roasted by GD and secretly wish you had done the same.

Nah but in all seriousness,

Got no guns? Too fucking bad, I'm gonna be wearing great white shark skinned boots.

Posted: 8/2/2019 4:13:36 PM EDT

[#20]

We can handle the sharks, we have guns here. It would kinda be fun really.

Posted: 8/2/2019 4:15:20 PM EDT

[#21]

It would be payback, for them taking advantage of people in the water.

Posted: 8/2/2019 4:16:01 PM EDT

[#22]

I’d certainly move back upstate in the middle of nowhere outside of Binghamton etc but nyc is aids. So bring on the sharks.

Posted: 8/2/2019 4:16:11 PM EDT

[#23]

sharks

Posted: 8/2/2019 4:17:18 PM EDT

[#24]

Sharks would be better.

Posted: 8/2/2019 4:18:30 PM EDT

[#25]

What round for flying sharks. I’m thinking 12ga 3inch #1 buck.

Good compromise between spread and penetration.

Posted: 8/2/2019 4:19:41 PM EDT

[#26]

Congrats Aimless on not Duping a thread with this.

I'll take sharks any day over that shithole NY.

Posted: 8/2/2019 4:22:09 PM EDT

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The flying sharks would be hunted into extinction in less than a week

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Except in NY, ironically, where they will be classified as a protected species the first time someone wings one and it splatters across the capital building

Posted: 8/2/2019 4:23:05 PM EDT

[#28]

Bring on the sharks

Posted: 8/2/2019 4:24:53 PM EDT

[#29]

Knowing my luck here in WA, enviroweenies and progressives would ban hunting the flying sharks.

Posted: 8/2/2019 4:27:45 PM EDT

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What round for flying shark?

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Nailed it!

Shark steak on the grill that has been marinated in a lemon butter sauce is very good eating

Posted: 8/2/2019 4:31:21 PM EDT

[#31]

Sharks of course! How is this even a question?

Posted: 8/2/2019 7:06:39 PM EDT

[#32]

I see a future in bangsticks.

Posted: 8/2/2019 7:30:05 PM EDT

[#33]

I'm a fine wing shot. Seriously good. I am ready for flying sharks. Flying shark will be ground shark in no time.

What recipe for shark?

Posted: 8/2/2019 7:30:41 PM EDT

[#34]

Edit

Posted: 8/2/2019 7:32:07 PM EDT

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Did you lace the sandwich with PCP?

Posted: 8/2/2019 7:33:22 PM EDT

[#36]

Dude, I'm awake. No need to tease me.

Posted: 8/2/2019 7:36:41 PM EDT

[#37]

I'd wager that most Arfcommers have enough ammunition & rifles to manage a substantial aerial defense against finned toothy things.

Bring it!

Posted: 8/2/2019 7:36:58 PM EDT

[#38]

Set them loose.

Posted: 8/2/2019 7:42:41 PM EDT

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Posting on arfcom while driving you accidentally run over Lex Luthor's beloved poodle. Lex is furious and says either you move to NY or he's going to send dozens of rockets filled with flying sharks from his moonbase to your town where they'll fly around eating anyone who comes outside, flying in windows, ringing doorbells, not returning shopping carts to the corrals at grocery stores, depositing shark poop from
the sky.

or You agree to move to New York State And never leave. You can move to Manhattan or Plattsburgh. Feel free to bring your mini 14 and ten round mags, have your cat declawed before you move.

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Seriously, dude, I live in SC. We'd open a huntin' season and deep-fry 'em.

Posted: 8/2/2019 8:01:34 PM EDT

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Funny thing. I've been thinking about moving to NYS. Back to the Adk.
I don't need much. And If I get a NYS permit I can carry in NY, then get non res permits for MA, CT and PA

I could carry in nearly all of the northeast except RI & NJ. I could live with that.

The ADK is a heavenly place. I could live the rest of my life there and not want much else

Posted: 8/2/2019 8:01:57 PM EDT

[#41]

4 12 GAs (Saiga, Vepr, 870 and a KSG), the Lords' own caliber in rifle AND hand artillery (45-70), a 1919 in 30-06, and some Stihl chainsaws- We're gonna need more sharks!