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Posted: 4/8/2020 9:33:12 AM EDT
What three insanely stupid things do you buy first?
Here’s mine. 1. truck load of tp to burn joker style. 2. Truck load of cheap beer to make a beer castle. 3. A coke. |
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Hire Rick Flair to be my alarm clock.
Never wear the same pair of socks twice. Two chicks at the same time. |
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If it was a lot of money brand new truck for me and brand a new car for the wife. I am cheap and it would still pain me.
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I would make a giant pinata and drive it
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I climb to the top of a hill in Wyoming or Montana, and I buy every acre of land I can see from there.
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A 1987 Mitsubishi Starion with a LS twin turbo swap.
A Gen 1 Glock 19 Quad tube NVGs. |
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Quoted: I would make a giant pinata and drive it ![]() View Quote ![]() |
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I would drive down to Buds Guns in Kentucky and ask for a tasting, store closed, John Wick style.
Then I'd go to Buffalo Trace and do the same. There's a certain rickhouse I want to drink. |
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Wait until Delta hits $8, put it all on black and wait for the inevitable airline bailout.
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I don't know about numbers two and three but number one would be my avatar.
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A nice boat/lake property, otherwise I'd just fade away and disappear. Move all my communication to email that only a few select people would have and keep burner phones on hand and change the number fairly often.
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Buy arfcom then boot out the doomers and other big gov't socialist trolls
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A huge-ass ranch near Sheridan, Wy
Pay off all my other debts 2020 Specialized Shiv TT |
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Buy a reasonable house with some land, help family, buy a reasonable vacation home or condo.
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1) Lease 8000 gallon tractor trailer tanker set up.
2) Purchase 8000 gallons of Mister Bubble pink bubble bath. 3) Travel to Buffalo New York, park a half mile up river of Niagara Falls, drain Mr Bubble into Niagara River . |
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i would be following the guidelines put out in the Austrian thread from years back.
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I would drive my brand new truck to the gun store and then the liquor store.
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1) Pay off my house and buy more land
2) Buy some safari land in Botswana |
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Quoted: 1) Lease 8000 gallon tractor trailer tanker set up. 2) Purchase 8000 gallons of Mister Bubble pink bubble bath. 3) Travel to Buffalo New York, park a half mile up river of Niagara Falls, drain Mr Bubble into Niagara River . View Quote I like the way you think. Let me be your youtube videographer ![]() |
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1. Buy land and build a 10 acre Presidio style compound
2. Build the most ridiculously expensive Model A roadster I could 3. Get drunk and go to the next Rock Island Auction |
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