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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:18:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:18:56 PM EDT
[#1]
Go back to bed honey!
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:19:00 PM EDT
[#2]
then I have sex with it
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:19:06 PM EDT
[#3]
Neat
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:19:33 PM EDT
[#4]
start jacking off loudly
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:19:51 PM EDT
[#5]
Probably not.
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:19:54 PM EDT
[#6]
Don't cross the streams!
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:19:57 PM EDT
[#7]
And...?
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:20:23 PM EDT
[#8]
You have to rush it cuz it’s the last thing it would expect.
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:20:25 PM EDT
[#9]
Meh, I've seen worse
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:20:46 PM EDT
[#10]
I laugh maniacally then brush my teeth and go to bed.
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:21:04 PM EDT
[#11]
Rape time.
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:21:10 PM EDT
[#12]
I return the slab
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:21:18 PM EDT
[#13]
Yell at it to stop playing with the light switch and shut the damn door.
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:22:03 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
start jacking off loudly |
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:22:30 PM EDT
[#15]
Shoot all but one round, if it ain’t dead yet the last round is for my head. Raped to death by a ghost isn’t how I’m going out.
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:23:07 PM EDT
[#16]
I defintiely wouldn’t cross the streams.
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:23:29 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
You have to rush it cuz it’s the last thing it would expect. |
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:24:03 PM EDT
[#18]
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Shoot all but one round, if it ain’t dead yet the last round is for my head. Raped to death by a ghost isn’t how I’m going out. 
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:24:23 PM EDT
[#19]
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Rape time. film at 11 |
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:24:45 PM EDT
[#20]
At least she's not fat.
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:24:46 PM EDT
[#21]
That's one provocative shroud. It's just asking for it...........
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:24:53 PM EDT
[#22]
Ready.... ready.... Get her!
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:24:57 PM EDT
[#23]
"Honey, your mom is here."
No big deal, mother in law comes over all the time. |
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:26:12 PM EDT
[#24]
Book it and leave my family to fend for themselves.
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:26:16 PM EDT
[#25]
Throw down a tarp, it's about to get weird.
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:27:07 PM EDT
[#26]
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You have to rush it cuz it’s the last thing it would expect. |
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:27:35 PM EDT
[#27]
Doesn't look like my hallway, so I'd wonder whose house I was in
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:28:28 PM EDT
[#28]
I ain`t scared, I used to be married to its sister.
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:28:40 PM EDT
[#29]
As long as it pays rent it’s welcome in my home.
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:30:36 PM EDT
[#30]
 4chan Stories: Ghost Puncher |
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:31:48 PM EDT
[#31]
Winchester Silvertips filled with holly water caped with a wooden cork, if it makes it through that your screwed.
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:32:16 PM EDT
[#32]
"How the hell did you get in my house, Pelosi??"
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:32:33 PM EDT
[#33]
As per the usual, I yell “who left the damned door open?”
Good lord, did ya see the draft, that damned ghost has got to be freezing to death. |
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:32:52 PM EDT
[#34]
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then I have sex with it |
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:33:40 PM EDT
[#35]
Try to figure out who slipped me acid.
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:33:52 PM EDT
[#36]
How you doin?
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:35:09 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
start jacking off loudly |
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:35:59 PM EDT
[#38]
My 100# breed of peace would have killed it before I woke up.
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:36:30 PM EDT
[#39]
Fuck it, I'm foing!!
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:36:57 PM EDT
[#40]
I’d be wondering if we were going to need baby oil or superglue
I assume that the part where the tarp comes in ? |
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:37:19 PM EDT
[#41]
Since ghosts don't like salt I shoot the thing with my bug assault 2.0 until it goes away or I can find some holy water for my super soaker.
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:37:54 PM EDT
[#42]
Get that thing some moisturizer!
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:39:21 PM EDT
[#43]
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My 100# breed of peace would have killed it before I woke up. |
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:40:04 PM EDT
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But what if the ghost then rapes your ghost? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Shoot all but one round, if it ain’t dead yet the last round is for my head. Raped to death by a ghost isn’t how I’m going out. 
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:42:18 PM EDT
[#45]
Fake news
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:43:50 PM EDT
[#46]
Call up Trump.
"You ready to nominate another SCJ? |
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:44:03 PM EDT
[#47]
I'm not falling for this trick again!
Was it born with, or without a penis? |
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:45:41 PM EDT
[#48]
ill fucking deal with it, no damn ghost is gonna stop me from sleeping
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:46:12 PM EDT
[#49]
Again?
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Posted: 1/28/2019 11:46:39 PM EDT
[#50]
"Who you gonna call?"
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