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Posted: 7/11/2017 7:52:22 PM EDT

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Stormy Kromer of course. Brim to aid your vision. And flaps when it gets cold at night. And it will get cold wherever we're fighting.

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And the waxed version is waterproof like a Filson.

Posted: 7/11/2017 7:52:40 PM EDT

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That's exactly what I envisioned.

Posted: 7/11/2017 7:55:37 PM EDT

[#3]

Really? How am I first to post a bread helmet?

Seriously this because I already have it

Posted: 7/11/2017 7:57:48 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/11/2017 7:59:00 PM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 7/11/2017 7:59:10 PM EDT

[#6]

It's from REI, it ain't issue

However, I chose the REI one because this one arguably would be issue.

Posted: 7/11/2017 7:59:31 PM EDT

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Or this:

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If I was in a high speed unit and we were going to do something with no attempt to be stealthy, I think I would wear this hot dog on a stick hat with the propeller attached just for shits and giggles, and offer someone some money to helmet cam me canoeing dudes in my HDOAS hat.

Posted: 7/11/2017 7:59:33 PM EDT

[#8]

scally cap

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:00:13 PM EDT

[#9]

Classic black watch cap

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:00:15 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/11/2017 8:06:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/11/2017 8:07:25 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/11/2017 8:08:40 PM EDT

[#13]

Olive Tilley hat

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:09:03 PM EDT

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Jayne: (wearing ugly homemade hat) "How's it sit? Pretty cunning, don'tchya think?"

Kaylee: "I think it's the sweetest hat ever."

Book: "Makes a statement."

Jayne: "Yeah, yeah!"

Wash: "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything."

Jayne: "Damn straight."

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:12:22 PM EDT

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That reminded me of the expression "cross-mounted pussy".

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:20:22 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/11/2017 8:21:21 PM EDT

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If he wore that while behind the M2/MK19 of a humvee, or even better, while driving one, he would become a legend amongst the locals.

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:22:25 PM EDT

[#18]

I have it in khaki in case of desert war and gray in case of urban war.

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Posted: 7/11/2017 8:23:57 PM EDT

[#19]

Fez

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:24:46 PM EDT

[#20]

The grey 1/2 buff I'm currently wearing, would suffice.

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:26:20 PM EDT

[#21]

this. yabba dabba do Buffalo!

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Posted: 7/11/2017 8:27:56 PM EDT

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nice fucking hat

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:29:34 PM EDT

[#23]

My Under Armor hunting cap.

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:34:24 PM EDT

[#24]

Horned Viking helmet.

Or the iron mask-helmet Kirk Douglas wore in "The Vikings".

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:35:21 PM EDT

[#25]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:38:32 PM EDT

[#26]

Easy

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Posted: 7/11/2017 8:38:41 PM EDT

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"I wear a fez now, fezzes are cool!"

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:38:53 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/11/2017 8:42:25 PM EDT

[#29]

Bowler, like that Hungarian dude with the AK.

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:43:59 PM EDT

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Red bandana. It's made for the swashbuckling you describe and looks fabulous!

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Promote this guy!

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:45:41 PM EDT

[#31]

Coon skin cap, tail intact.

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:46:51 PM EDT

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It's not a hat it's cover.

Concealment at best.

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:50:54 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/11/2017 8:51:08 PM EDT

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I'm no god, and I was two pages late, but Ya got my vote too!

Coon skin hat should come with a tomahawk too!

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:54:54 PM EDT

[#35]

I'll be rocking an LL Cool J Kangol bucket hat.

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:56:09 PM EDT

[#36]

I can't believe noone has said this yet but:

Now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat.

Posted: 7/11/2017 8:59:10 PM EDT

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I make my hats out of my enemies!

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Just use the penises to make a skull cap, and if you ever need to you can just rub it briskly and it will turn into a sombrero!

Posted: 7/11/2017 9:00:14 PM EDT

[#38]

Camo Stihl ball cap - just like I do every other day.

Posted: 7/11/2017 9:00:20 PM EDT

[#39]

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Posted: 7/11/2017 9:00:29 PM EDT

[#40]

Fez. Definitely a fez.

Posted: 7/11/2017 9:04:55 PM EDT

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Came to post this. Jayne's hat from his mom.

Posted: 7/11/2017 9:07:28 PM EDT

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This and only this.

Posted: 7/11/2017 9:13:22 PM EDT

[#43]

Air Cav Stetson FTW

Posted: 7/11/2017 9:25:04 PM EDT

[#44]

ARFcom come on!

Posted: 7/11/2017 9:28:20 PM EDT

[#45]

Or this if it's chilly -

Posted: 7/11/2017 9:40:03 PM EDT

[#46]

Great thread. I would LOVE to see everyone in person wearing the hats they're posting.

I would just wear my khaki boonie hat. Since we're talking combat, the old one so worn out it's open on top.

Posted: 7/11/2017 9:45:09 PM EDT

[#47]

SKD baseball hat with a shit ton of Velcro on it.
Can't be mil issue so I might as well festoon it with offensive morale patches.

Posted: 7/11/2017 9:46:50 PM EDT

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I want someone to make one that is entirely velcro. The entire exterior surface of the hat.

Posted: 7/11/2017 9:51:25 PM EDT

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Works for me...I feel I'd be a little too young to be wearing one, though.

Posted: 7/11/2017 9:51:49 PM EDT

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I want someone to make one that is entirely velcro. The entire exterior surface of the hat.

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SKD baseball hat with a shit ton of Velcro on it.

I want someone to make one that is entirely velcro. The entire exterior surface of the hat.

The offensive morale patches will be a reflection of whom I'm fighting. If its:

ISIS it will feature a booger eater banging a goat
China either someone pulling a rickshaw or laying tracks
Kosovars it will be a guy in a track suit banging a kid
so on and so forth

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