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Posted: 12/16/2022 3:09:23 AM EDT
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 Cobra 1986 Supermarket Scene HD Cobra is the greatest Xmas movie of all time. We celebrate by cutting pizza with a scissor in it's honor every year. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 10:20:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Rare Exports is excellent, Finnish kids blasting around on snowmobiles with rifles trying to hide from Giant Santa's elves. The main kid in that is incredibly odd looking. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 10:25:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/16/2022 10:27:44 AM EDT
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Die Hard
Die Hard 2 Rare Exports A Christmas Horror Story Elf Christmas Vacation A Wonderful Life Scrooged Bad Santa Its Always Sunny Christmas Episode Christmas Episodes of The Office and 30 Rock Rudolph (Claymation) Frosty (the animated one with the rabbit that looks high as shit) How the Grinch Stole Christmas (original cartoon) Charlie Brown Christmas A Christmas Story I think that's most of the ones the wife and I watch during the Christmas season. 
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Posted: 12/16/2022 10:28:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A Christmas Story is the worst Christmas movie of all time.  Fucking agreed |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 10:36:48 AM EDT
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Fatman wasn’t bad. Entertaining at least
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Posted: 12/16/2022 10:40:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A Christmas Story is the worst Christmas movie of all time. Its definitely a shit movie... ...right up there with anything home alone |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 10:43:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Its definitely a shit movie... ...right up there with anything home alone As a John Hughes fan, I strongly disagree regarding Home Alone |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 10:50:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No mention of A Christmas Carol? That's the classic Christmas movie. Scrooged took its place, Jack. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 10:51:44 AM EDT
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Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
One of my new favorites. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 10:56:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/16/2022 10:59:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:03:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryThose all look original and unique |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:05:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A Christmas Story is the worst Christmas movie of all time. I'm not a huge fan of most things Christmas actually but that is the pinnacle of my hatred. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:06:04 AM EDT
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Watched Scrooge with George C Scott last night. I forgot how good it was.
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:08:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Die Hard is the only Christmas movie you need. Fuckin California. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:09:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:14:08 AM EDT
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Try watching Something from Tiffany's. Oh, it's woke as f*** garbage.
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:16:26 AM EDT
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The Night the Reindeer Died is a national treasure.
 Xmas Moments The Night The Reindeer Died |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:17:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's a wonderful life Christmas Vacation A Christmas Story Die Hard Any others worth mentioning? Elf White Christmas A Charlie Brown Christmas A Christmas Carol |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:22:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The Night the Reindeer Died is a national treasure.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baFmgjwpticScrooged LOL |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:24:27 AM EDT
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I pour one out for all the dads that died while their kids were young so mom could find a boyfriend at Christmas
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:29:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Scrooged LOL Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The Night the Reindeer Died is a national treasure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baFmgjwpticScrooged LOL Well… yeah. But in an industry (Hollywood) truly bereft of ideas, it could be an awesome stand-alone movie. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:32:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Die Hard Die Hard 2 Rare Exports A Christmas Horror Story Elf Christmas Vacation A Wonderful Life Scrooged Bad Santa Its Always Sunny Christmas Episode Christmas Episodes of The Office and 30 Rock Rudolph (Claymation) Frosty (the animated one with the rabbit that looks high as shit) How the Grinch Stole Christmas (original cartoon) Charlie Brown Christmas A Christmas Story I think that's most of the ones the wife and I watch during the Christmas season. Add FATMAN to the list |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:32:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A Christmas Story is the worst Christmas movie of all time. You should be banned. 
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:34:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That ratio is only going to get worse each year Hallmark can release an assortment of videos.  https://www.econlib.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/hallmark.jpg They’re all the same movie. The actors change, the locations changes, sometimes the roles are reversed but the story is the exact same. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:39:04 AM EDT
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Emmett Otters Jugband Christmas is the best Christmas movie ever.
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:39:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's a wonderful life Christmas Vacation A Christmas Story Die Hard Any others worth mentioning? White Christmas Holiday Inn |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:39:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:42:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Die Hard is the only Christmas movie you need. Lethal Weapon is pretty good too. Edit: Mel Gibson did another good Christmas movie - Fatman. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:48:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Its definitely a shit movie... ...right up there with anything home alone Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: A Christmas Story is the worst Christmas movie of all time. Its definitely a shit movie... ...right up there with anything home alone I don't hate Christmas Story, I just have no desire to see it again. I just don't find it very rewatchable. The first Home Alone is similar for me. Never saw the others. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 11:50:57 AM EDT
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There's been a few decent Christmas movies but most of them are crap.
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Posted: 12/16/2022 12:01:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Fatman wasn’t bad. Entertaining at least Came here to post this. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 12:14:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's a wonderful life Christmas Vacation A Christmas Story Die Hard Any others worth mentioning? Fatman |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 12:18:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Those all look original and unique Quote HistoryQuoted: Those all look original and unique Even scarier at full size:  Formula is pretty straightforward - put a hunky yet non-threatening guy in green and a girl next door looking chick in red and then either have her hold something or put her hand on his chest. And then throw a metric shit ton of Christmas in the background. For laughs, my wife and I will watch one every now and then and it's almost always the same movie - successful career girl, on the partner track at her big city law firm / ad agency, visits a small town for business, before meeting the hunky veterinarian woodworker whose family owns the local hot cocoa shop. She gets sucked into helping the town plan their big Christmas pageant and has the inevitable falling out with him over a misunderstanding, before coming back together. She then decides to stay, over the objections of her big city employer, who needs her desperately, and their plan to demolish the local candy cane factory is thwarted. And then she and the lumberjack ride off into the sunset on a sleigh. And at some point during this porn for suburban women, you'll briefly meet the black mayor...so we know they aren't racist. We particularly enjoy counting how many fully decorated Christmas trees are in each room. The decorations in the town and inside every house are off-the-charts level of psychotically dense. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 12:23:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Bad Santa, because you won't shit right for a week. I watch Bad Santa and Friday After Next every Christmas. ?? |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 12:27:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ9U4u12W3bEfj3a6iBxENTMcL9Is2uvchq4MEwaQIrkzI9Yij- We found Spirited a new and funny twist on A Christmas Carol. Ryan Renolds and Will Ferrell... Good afternoon! |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 12:35:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI'm going to go ahead and say it, but none of the women are as hot as the network with all its make-up, wardrobe and marketing would want you to believe. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 12:38:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ9U4u12W3bEfj3a6iBxENTMcL9Is2uvchq4MEwaQIrkzI9Yij- We found Spirited a new and funny twist on A Christmas Carol. Ryan Renolds and Will Ferrell... That's a tough one for me. I love Will Ferrell movies, but Ryan Reynolds is generally the kiss of death for me. Safe House was the last decent thing he was in. I've regretted every movie of his I've watched since. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 12:41:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A Christmas Story is the worst Christmas movie of all time. Truth. Here are the best: It's a Wonderful Life A Holiday Affair Miracle on 34th Street The Bishop's Wife Christmas Vacation Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol Diehard |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 12:46:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm going to go ahead and say it, but none of the women are as hot as the network with all its make-up, wardrobe and marketing would want you to believe. Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm going to go ahead and say it, but none of the women are as hot as the network with all its make-up, wardrobe and marketing would want you to believe. That's the point. The producers don't want the female leads to be hot. That would be too threatening to their target female audience. They want them to be attractive girl next door types. Then they setup a story that lets a modern woman have it both ways. She doesn't need a man - she is hugely successful at her big city law firm, soon to be a partner. But in the end, she decides to move to the whitest-of-white small town, without homeless or poor people, to take on a more traditional female role, marrying the town's lumberjack veterinarian and either opening a cupcake shop or managing his family's bed and breakfast, getting it back to profitability with her big city know how. It is essentially porn for white women. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 12:49:20 PM EDT
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Many Christmas movies are crappy. Only one is total crap.
Christmas with the Kranks. Tim Allen is in it. Jamie Lee Curtis is in it. Dan Ackroyd is in it. If you've never even heard of it now you know why. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 1:09:23 PM EDT
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Favorite Christmas movie, besides Die Hard, is Miracle on 34th Street.
I don't understand the disdain for A Christmas Story. It's quotable, culturally relevant for just about anyone older than 40, and it represents a wonderful slice of Americana that is lost to history. I'll grant that the story itself isn't all that amazing. It functions more like a memoirs as told in autobiography, which makes sense because it was ripped from a book. In that way, it works. It's not some swashbuckling adventure that arcs and is resolved in 120 minutes like Die Hard. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 1:11:03 PM EDT
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Daddy’s Home 2 is a Christmas themed one we’ve added to our list we watch every year
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Posted: 12/16/2022 1:11:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's the point. The producers don't want the female leads to be hot. That would be too threatening to their target female audience. They want them to be attractive girl next door types. Then they setup a story that lets a modern woman have it both ways. She doesn't need a man - she is hugely successful at her big city law firm, soon to be a partner. But in the end, she decides to move to the whitest-of-white small town, without homeless or poor people, to take on a more traditional female role, marrying the town's lumberjack veterinarian and either opening a cupcake shop or managing his family's bed and breakfast, getting it back to profitability with her big city know how. It is essentially porn for white women. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm going to go ahead and say it, but none of the women are as hot as the network with all its make-up, wardrobe and marketing would want you to believe. That's the point. The producers don't want the female leads to be hot. That would be too threatening to their target female audience. They want them to be attractive girl next door types. Then they setup a story that lets a modern woman have it both ways. She doesn't need a man - she is hugely successful at her big city law firm, soon to be a partner. But in the end, she decides to move to the whitest-of-white small town, without homeless or poor people, to take on a more traditional female role, marrying the town's lumberjack veterinarian and either opening a cupcake shop or managing his family's bed and breakfast, getting it back to profitability with her big city know how. It is essentially porn for white women. It's a tried and true formula, not all that much different from trashy paperbacks with Fabio on the cover. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 1:15:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Favorite Christmas movie, besides Die Hard, is Miracle on 34th Street. I don't understand the disdain for A Christmas Story. It's quotable, culturally relevant for just about anyone older than 40, and it represents a wonderful slice of Americana that is lost to history. I'll grant that the story itself isn't all that amazing. It functions more like a memoirs as told in autobiography, which makes sense because it was ripped from a book. In that way, it works. It's not some swashbuckling adventure that arcs and is resolved in 120 minutes like Die Hard. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 1:17:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There are several funny and introspective movies with Christmas themes but very few I appreciate as a Christian. Ymmv, a lot. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 2:55:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's a tough one for me. I love Will Ferrell movies, but Ryan Reynolds is generally the kiss of death for me. Safe House was the last decent thing he was in. I've regretted every movie of his I've watched since. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ9U4u12W3bEfj3a6iBxENTMcL9Is2uvchq4MEwaQIrkzI9Yij- We found Spirited a new and funny twist on A Christmas Carol. Ryan Renolds and Will Ferrell... That's a tough one for me. I love Will Ferrell movies, but Ryan Reynolds is generally the kiss of death for me. Safe House was the last decent thing he was in. I've regretted every movie of his I've watched since.  Attached File |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 2:59:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI'm not a fan of superhero movies, so the whole Deadpool thing is lost on me. |
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Posted: 12/16/2022 3:05:35 PM EDT
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Christmas Vacation
Scrooged Die Hard /thread |
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