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mhoffman I don't trust a single one of you fuckers Joined Jul 2006 Posts 6944 EE 100% (20) VA, USA	Posted: 5/15/2009 3:11:06 PM EDT [#1] Claiming page 6 and also requesting a perma-tack (Nothing ventured nothing gained! ) _MaH
	"The Revolution was in the minds and hearts of the people. This radical change in the principles, opinions, sentiments and affections of the people was the real American Revolution." - John Adams

Heineken Patriot Joined Aug 2005 Posts 2954 EE 100% (271) OH, USA	Posted: 5/15/2009 3:11:47 PM EDT [#2] OST and this needs pinned if it isnt already!
	OBAMA = [img]anim_bs.gif[/img] <font color=red><informing people of CTD's absurd prices and ammo breaking open during shipping due to a lack of packing is unacceptable> - edited by CTD</f

hubcityraider Become a Rifleman today! Joined Jan 2009 Posts 353 EE 100% (17) TX, USA	Posted: 5/15/2009 3:35:35 PM EDT [#3] Great thread. I could spend all day reading it and it's classic links. Actually, that's exactly what I've done.
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Covert8645 Nope... Iraq again. Joined Aug 2005 Posts 5406 EE 100% (2) IRQ	Posted: 5/15/2009 3:47:22 PM EDT [#4] Fuck, guess I'm not popular anymore.
	"They want us to take college classes... In Iraq. We're going to war, so we can go to college, in Iraq. What the fuck."

krpind Member Joined May 2004 Posts 22802 EE 100% (9) TX, USA	Posted: 5/15/2009 3:48:27 PM EDT [#5] The original ammo fort is here Taxman needs to add the pics back to it.
	ARFCOM.....Time well wasted. Originally Posted By red65: Ask youself: What organization do libtards hate the most? Answer: The NRA

krpind Member Joined May 2004 Posts 22803 EE 100% (9) TX, USA	Posted: 5/15/2009 3:49:37 PM EDT [#6] Does anyone have the link to the "I drew down at the carwash" thread? Did it get trashed?
	ARFCOM.....Time well wasted. Originally Posted By red65: Ask youself: What organization do libtards hate the most? Answer: The NRA

TexRdnec Smartass Cracker Joined Dec 2002 Posts 11185 EE 100% (97) TX, USA	Posted: 5/15/2009 4:08:17 PM EDT [#7] heres what ARF thought was memorable in 2004.......... http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=300859 and for some reason, maybe his cheek caught something, but "Lick The Goat" derailed somewhere along the line..............
	Originally Posted By Jarhead_22: When TexRdnec is the voice of moderation, you know you have swerved over the double yellow line and are headed into oncoming traffic.

Old_Painless The Poster O'Truth Joined Aug 2002 Posts 25003 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 5/15/2009 4:08:49 PM EDT [#8] Impressive effort, mhoffman. Well done.
	"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." - Capt. W. F. Call, Texas Ranger http://www.theboxotruth.com/

Cape_hunter

Its "Mr. Redneck to you!"

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Posted: 5/15/2009 4:31:14 PM EDT

[Last Edit: Cape_hunter] [#9]

What about the original Draw Down thread....I hammered on that guy so bad he was going to pay for half my train ticket down so he could kick my ass!

Draw down at a carwash

About an hour ago, I pull into one of those self service car washes. Put the Glock 30 into my front waste band and start to walk the 30 feet to the change machine. I scan the area again, and this AA is walking right towards me with that look in his eyes. He has a coat on and his hands are in his pockets. At about 20 feet apart, I stop, put my hand under my shirt and grip the Glock, but not showing it to the BG. I yell, "Back off. Don't come any closer." He screeches to a halt and starts to babble something in ebonics that I don't comprehend. Something about giving him some money. I yell again, "BACK OFF NOW." He does a u-turn, walks about 15 feet, turns around and starts to come back towards me. I pull out the .45, point it straight at the container holding his 60 IQ brain, and again shout, "BACK OFF OR I WILL SHOOT YOU." He finally gets the message and high tails it outta there. I just knew he was gonna try to jack me. I knew he had a weapon of some kind, but he never got the chance to use it, nor did I give him a chance to get close enough to show me. I've got a novel idea for all those POS out there trying to rob and plunder. Get a job and provide for yourself. You'll live longer.

Saddleup77 [Member]
1/7/2005 8:24:27 AM PDT
FU. Bring it on tough guy. I'll spring for half your train fare. Hell, we can make it a pay-for-view. I can see the headlines. "Oregon apoligist -vs-Texas Tough Guy. You'll lose Sweet Pants, I promise you.

"The character inherent in the American people has done all that has been accomplished; and it would have done somewhat more, if the government had not sometimes got in its way."
-- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

FACTS Member Joined Apr 2007 Posts 4546 EE 100% (1) KY, USA	Posted: 5/15/2009 7:56:42 PM EDT [#10] has the shower glock been menchioned?
	When the chips are down, when the pressure is on, every creature on the face of the Earth is interested in one thing and one thing only Its own survival.

the_ak_kid I'M TOO MUCH!!! Joined Jul 2004 Posts 2983 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 5/16/2009 1:43:55 AM EDT [#11] tagggggged
	[quote]Originally Posted By MVolkJ: How about charging at them wearing nothing but combat boots and a Mk. IV 'turtle-shell' helmet, while waving an Enfield No. 4 Mk. I, bayonet fixed, shouting "Right lads, time for buggery!"? -

Wdsman Member Joined Aug 2003 Posts 1659 EE 100% (8) MO, USA	Posted: 5/16/2009 9:42:07 AM EDT [#12] What happened to the tack????
	CAV-AID 2008 "Let me get this straight...A bunch of skinny, under-nourished, tree-hugging granola munchers are threatening the life of a young child who killed a 1,000 pound hog with a Smith & Wesson 500? I got $500 on the kid!" - mhoffman

tothemax Member Joined Oct 2007 Posts 4574 EE 100% (238) MT, USA	Posted: 5/16/2009 9:48:43 AM EDT [#13] tag great idea and solid work
	Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum

mhoffman I don't trust a single one of you fuckers Joined Jul 2006 Posts 6950 EE 100% (20) VA, USA	Posted: 5/16/2009 9:57:46 AM EDT [#14] Originally Posted By Wdsman: What happened to the tack???? If it was tacked, I missed it. But I don't think it has been. _MaH Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
	"The Revolution was in the minds and hearts of the people. This radical change in the principles, opinions, sentiments and affections of the people was the real American Revolution." - John Adams

Wdsman Member Joined Aug 2003 Posts 1661 EE 100% (8) MO, USA	Posted: 5/16/2009 10:04:13 AM EDT [#15] Originally Posted By mhoffman: Originally Posted By Wdsman: What happened to the tack???? If it was tacked, I missed it. But I don't think it has been. _MaH Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I'm pretty sure it was when I first came across it. But, maybe it was just at the very top of the screen right under the tacked threads.
	CAV-AID 2008 "Let me get this straight...A bunch of skinny, under-nourished, tree-hugging granola munchers are threatening the life of a young child who killed a 1,000 pound hog with a Smith & Wesson 500? I got $500 on the kid!" - mhoffman

rdblan2 Member Joined Jun 2003 Posts 3958 EE 100% (2) MD, USA	Posted: 5/16/2009 10:36:26 AM EDT [Last Edit: rdblan2] [#16] The sound that shall not be mentioned (made using a maglight). And the ARFCOM penis.
	Hey, why isn't Taco Bell's slogan "Run for the Border" anymore? ZUMBO's comments were used by the gun grabbers at the MD AWB hearing.

neilage66 Joined Jan 2005 Posts 706 EE 100% (11) WI, USA	Posted: 5/16/2009 11:55:41 AM EDT [#17] I've laughed some more this morning...thanks! This wording was a little confusing to me. Tman - A regular contributor/assistant to The Box O' Truth, and a close friend of Old_Painless., who T-man has passed on. Old_Painless's eulogy for T-man can be found here Just a suggestion for clarity as it kinda read like OP had passed. Keep up the good work!

MrClean4Hire Behold a pale horse Joined Mar 2004 Posts 39616 EE 0% (0) TN, USA	Posted: 5/16/2009 1:00:57 PM EDT [#18] Has the Psycho politician thread been covered?
	For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has naught. To say the things he truly feels; And not the words of one who kneels. The record shows I took the blows - And did it my way!

THEBAUMER Grumpy Old Fart Joined Nov 2004 Posts 1188 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 5/16/2009 1:39:34 PM EDT [#19]
	Living behind enemy lines. Stop Whinning, start planing Revenge!

TexRdnec Smartass Cracker Joined Dec 2002 Posts 11191 EE 100% (97) TX, USA	Posted: 5/16/2009 1:49:19 PM EDT [#20] Originally Posted By rdblan2: The sound that shall not be mentioned (made using a maglight). And the ARFCOM penis.
	Originally Posted By Jarhead_22: When TexRdnec is the voice of moderation, you know you have swerved over the double yellow line and are headed into oncoming traffic.

Combat_Jack Born Again Buckle Rubber Joined Dec 2001 Posts 44193 EE 100% (27) USA	Posted: 5/17/2009 12:16:33 AM EDT [#21] Fire on a plane was someone else. TREE something... old timer. Held Hostages man, IIRC. And ETH had like 40,000 posts when he died.
	Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. Hemingway

Steve_in_Washington Team Member Joined Oct 2007 Posts 3785 EE 100% (6) WA, USA	Posted: 5/17/2009 12:49:28 AM EDT [#22] Ranger pudding. http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=319669

ZekeMenuar Latent Firearms Fetishist Joined Aug 2006 Posts 4870 EE 100% (4) OR, USA	Posted: 5/17/2009 1:00:16 AM EDT [#23] Originally Posted By ByteTheBullet: I don't have it here, but the French Surrender magazine cover comes to mind. and the ever so popular Wing Hunt thread. That poor guy lost his job over that thread. ByteTheBullet (-: So I'm a few pages late
	"RED DAWN, THE OBAMA YEARS" ~~Coming soon to a neighborhood near you.~~ Bend over, It's here. Official Guardian of the Arsenal of Paranoia

ZEROTHOMAS Joined Jan 2005 Posts 1656 EE 100% (84) NJ, USA	Posted: 5/17/2009 1:22:19 AM EDT [#24] Bacon

thatjonguy Made in the 80's Joined Jan 2009 Posts 292 EE 0% (0) ND, USA	Posted: 5/17/2009 2:56:50 AM EDT [#25] This is not a tag so I can read this later when not at work. Not at all. Nothing to see here people.
	MrM4: Welcome to the land of the free (South Dakota) Liberals are required to bring their own rope and we prefer they bring their own tree as well.

Tony7189 Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 5459 EE 100% (21) NY, USA	Posted: 5/17/2009 3:40:47 AM EDT [#26] TAG
	10% of People Are Good 10% of People Are Evil The Other 80% are easily manipulated. If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face, forever.-George Orwell

Sestemybe That one guy...... No the other one! Joined Jan 2009 Posts 164 EE 100% (1) USA	Posted: 5/17/2009 3:51:21 AM EDT [#27] ooh there was a ton of i am legend things i loved
	Life is short, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the drama, take chances, SIIHPAPP, and never have regrets, because at one point everything you did is exactly what you wanted.

Chesh97 si vis pacem, para bellum Joined Jun 2005 Posts 3112 EE 100% (2) IN, USA	Posted: 5/17/2009 4:50:14 AM EDT [#28] I'm sure these have been mentioned earlier... but... Cheaper than dirt edits - Save -54.6% whatever Chili Beans/No Beans Meatballs/ground beef
	* NRA Life Member* Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex: The feeling of an entire wetsuit up my asscrack? No thank you. Does anyone really think they're going to deflect bullets with their cooter?

freeride21a Member Joined Mar 2002 Posts 5029 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 5/17/2009 5:10:43 AM EDT [#29] Freaking awesome thread idea/execution man! kudos to you!

Wdsman Member Joined Aug 2003 Posts 1670 EE 100% (8) MO, USA	Posted: 5/17/2009 7:43:34 AM EDT [#30] Originally Posted By Steve_in_Washington: Ranger pudding. http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=319669 That's also in the same linked thread that has SEC, Ryan's and the "You can't take fire on a plane" story.
	CAV-AID 2008 "Let me get this straight...A bunch of skinny, under-nourished, tree-hugging granola munchers are threatening the life of a young child who killed a 1,000 pound hog with a Smith & Wesson 500? I got $500 on the kid!" - mhoffman

Crowkiller Howling Baboon of Love Joined Oct 2003 Posts 1608 EE 100% (26) GA, USA	Posted: 5/17/2009 8:53:37 AM EDT [Last Edit: Crowkiller] [#31] What about the guy asking if you can make hamburger out of ground beef? ETA: I think this is it: Can I Make Hamburger from Ground Beef?
	TANSTAAFL

Bearsfan Member Joined Nov 2008 Posts 297 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 5/17/2009 8:54:45 AM EDT [#32] Originally Posted By ZR2: Originally Posted By FACTS: Arfpocalypse Now zombie comic one and two. Needs a link here. Part 1 Part 2 (87 days later) Awesome threads. The new birdshot ammo isn't effective....... I almost wet my pants!
	Luk 6:45 The good person out of the good treasure of his heart produces good, and the evil person out of his evil treasure produces evil, for out of the abundance of the heart his mouth speaks.

USMARINE1108 Resident Hornet guru Joined May 2005 Posts 2424 EE 100% (7) JPN	Posted: 5/17/2009 9:52:16 AM EDT [#33] Lots of good stuff in here! Hahaha
	Does anyone know where I can get Hoppe's #9 cologne?

cyrax777 insert Witty title. Joined Feb 2001 Posts 13236 EE 100% (1) AZ, USA	Posted: 5/17/2009 6:33:12 PM EDT [#34] Imbroglio's Grape nuts experiment "make it stop"
	Beer is a sign that god loves us and wants us to be happy - Benjamin Franklin

Fredd311 Member Joined Jan 2009 Posts 113 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 5/18/2009 7:20:17 AM EDT [#35] Being a noob, I now feel enlightened after reading this thread.

EdAvilaSr Member Joined Nov 2000 Posts 17843 EE 100% (2) NY, USA	Posted: 5/18/2009 8:26:19 AM EDT [#36] Too much effort went into this to let it sink into oblivion Tacked for a while
	No apology is necessary among friends

mhoffman I don't trust a single one of you fuckers Joined Jul 2006 Posts 6954 EE 100% (20) VA, USA	Posted: 5/18/2009 10:05:09 AM EDT [#37] Originally Posted By EdAvilaSr: Too much effort went into this to let it sink into oblivion Tacked for a while My first tack! Who's having a beer at lunch today? I'm having a beer at lunch today _MaH
	"The Revolution was in the minds and hearts of the people. This radical change in the principles, opinions, sentiments and affections of the people was the real American Revolution." - John Adams

Primos Joined Jun 2006 Posts 11116 EE 100% (44) AZ, USA	Posted: 5/18/2009 12:03:39 PM EDT [#38] Finally. It gets old seeing newer members post "hey look at me I can type 'foing' and 'blading'! I'm using teh intarwebs!" type of stupid shit.

Don_S Μολών λαβ& Joined Dec 2007 Posts 158 EE 0% (0) NH, USA	Posted: 5/18/2009 12:11:29 PM EDT [#39] tagged for later
	Alaska, Where the air is cold and the Governor is Hot.

flyfishnepa Joined Oct 2008 Posts 2464 EE 100% (7) PA, USA	Posted: 5/18/2009 2:27:29 PM EDT [Last Edit: flyfishnepa] [#40] nice tack. and great idea btw

Bama-Shooter You do your thing. I'll do mine. Joined Apr 2004 Posts 51736 EE 100% (109) AL, USA	Posted: 5/18/2009 2:40:39 PM EDT [#41] The ARF member who helped the FBI bust some guy in FL about to go on a shooting spree. We actually discussed that case in training session the other day.
	American by birth, Southern by the grace of God.

230grains LIVE FREE OR DIE! Joined Nov 2008 Posts 7015 EE 100% (1) NH, USA	Posted: 5/18/2009 2:43:52 PM EDT [#42]
	"I swear by my life, and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine." - Ayn Rand

mhoffman

I don't trust a single one of you fuckers

Joined Jul 2006
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VA, USA

Posted: 5/18/2009 3:05:50 PM EDT

[#43]

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
The ARF member who helped the FBI bust some guy in FL about to go on a shooting spree.

We actually discussed that case in training session the other day.

Something about that seems vaguely familiar... Links? Story? Something to reference?

Originally Posted By 230grains:
http://i39.tinypic.com/2wqfoup.jpg

I think the other picture is more noteworthy

_MaH

"The Revolution was in the minds and hearts of the people. This radical change in the principles, opinions, sentiments and affections of the people was the real American Revolution." - John Adams

Sandit Member Joined Dec 2008 Posts 1222 EE 100% (3) MO, USA	Posted: 5/18/2009 3:58:43 PM EDT [#44] Should "Hall of Shame" type things be put in as an object lesson?

violentj Joined Jan 2007 Posts 240 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 5/18/2009 6:04:28 PM EDT [#45] Glock: Tick, Tick, Tick. ?

Skillshot Man Joined Oct 2002 Posts 17758 EE 100% (52) TX, USA	Posted: 5/18/2009 6:25:34 PM EDT [#46] This thread sucks. If you don't know what it is, you are a newfag. Do your time and get back to us.
	How nations sink, by darling schemes oppres'd, When vengeance listens to the fool's request.

Don_S Μολών λαβ& Joined Dec 2007 Posts 161 EE 0% (0) NH, USA	Posted: 5/18/2009 6:35:38 PM EDT [#47] Originally Posted By Skillshot: This thread sucks. If you don't know what it is, you are a newfag. Do your time and get back to us. How Are us "NewFags" suppose to learn about the old days on arfcom if we can't ask questions of the oldtimers "lightenup" of course I wouldn't ask you the time of day...
	Alaska, Where the air is cold and the Governor is Hot.

Skillshot

Man

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Posted: 5/18/2009 6:40:30 PM EDT

[Last Edit: Skillshot] [#48]

Originally Posted By Don_S:

Originally Posted By Skillshot:

This thread sucks. If you don't know what it is, you are a newfag. Do your time and get back to us.

How Are us "NewFags" suppose to learn about the old days on arfcom if we can't ask questions of the oldtimers "lightenup"

of course I wouldn't ask you the time of day...

This whole thread objectifies the good times we had and cheapens the experience by letting all the people who had no part in it "feel" like they are one of the group. Now they can be in on the joke. yippee. Group hug.

How nations sink, by darling schemes oppres'd,
When vengeance listens to the fool's request.

innocent_bystander Soulless Joined Nov 2000 Posts 16283 EE 100% (11) AZ, USA	Posted: 5/18/2009 6:47:25 PM EDT [#49] Originally Posted By EdAvilaSr: Too much effort went into this to let it sink into oblivion Tacked for a while
	Thinking men cannot be ruled. --Ayn Rand

JT_26 Calling for the King to Abdicate Joined Oct 2006 Posts 725 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 5/18/2009 7:46:05 PM EDT [#50] Please, please someone find Ellie's thread I laughed so hard I got sick.
	"Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt. That's the first thing they teach you- I don't remember, that's the second thing they teach you."

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