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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:31:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm more of a jelly man myself. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Was your wife’s likeness once depicted on the side of A popular syrup bottle? I'm more of a jelly man myself. Snowball is that you?  Jelly |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:38:22 AM EDT
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Thick gals run hotter.
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:42:37 AM EDT
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Yep. Happens all the time.
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:43:32 AM EDT
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I have a theory about this. Women are conditioned from birth to ask men for help on everything. It's not their fault, it's their parent's fault because every time their sweet little girl can't 'do something' it's "oh don't cry sweetie, here [mom/dad fixes it FOR her]". Boys on the other hand are told to "figure it out", so we do, and we learn to do stuff because of that.
My ex wife did this very thermostat thing while standing in front of the thermostat and I was on another floor. Current girlfriend works in construction and, to her credit, want's to learn more about the trades (good for her), but it seems every time she hits a snag, whether it be repairing drywall or basic plumbing, I get the phone call and swoop in to fix [literally everything] in a few minutes. It seems to me that we've been conditioning women to give up and ask someone for help at the slightest bit of resistance. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:44:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Are you from the show "swamp people" ? |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:51:37 AM EDT
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Quoted: I had to lulz the other day. My wife in a nutshell... I am sitting down enjoyng my delicious dinner...I am in the kitchen probably 40 feet away from the thermostat. My wife is in the living room, 10 feet from the thermostat standing up. She says..."oooo lawd, it's hot child, midcap can you turn the ac up?!" I look at her with a face of shock, and she goes..."well imma do it myself, fix yo face"  I figured you'd do it from your smart phone. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:57:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Pics of thicc Cajun wife not loading.  https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/277411/kb2_JPG-2719411.JPG There is nothing wrong with her! |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:57:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wait, you guys get up to adjust the thermostat? I figured you'd do it from your smart phone. LOL, you've obviously never been to South Louisiana, they are 50 years behind the rest of the world. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 12:03:45 PM EDT
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My wife will constantly remind me that I left a light on. Every time I go past her bathroom the lights are on.??
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Posted: 2/21/2023 12:12:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yep ... you beat me to it. Menopause is called menopause because, while it is the female that goes through it from a hormonal perspective .... it gives men pause in our lives. Pause from any logic when dealing with the woman. Pause from any female nurturing. Pause from getting any patooty. Pause from good slumber. Thus, men-o-pause. My wife's glasses used-to fog-up when she got hot flashes. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My wife is dealing with hot flashes and I informed her that she will NOT be in charge of the thermostat! In a previous life I endured the constant thermostat changes that a woman going through that causes the rest of the household. She made everyone else miserable till we came to an understanding. Yep ... you beat me to it. Menopause is called menopause because, while it is the female that goes through it from a hormonal perspective .... it gives men pause in our lives. Pause from any logic when dealing with the woman. Pause from any female nurturing. Pause from getting any patooty. Pause from good slumber. Thus, men-o-pause. My wife's glasses used-to fog-up when she got hot flashes. Ya'll need to get her harmones back in line |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 12:13:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I just drink until I pass out so I don’t notice the house is 48* Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: If I am hot, I turn the A/C down to cool the house He lives in South Sweaty Humidityland they only know hot and hotter. That cold/hot thing is confusing down there. I ran the heather for 2 days last year! I just drink until I pass out so I don’t notice the house is 48* 48 is cold AF down here....today is gonna be a nice day, 75 deg with 80% humidity! not bad! |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 12:13:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Your wife leaves the room while you eat dinner? You might need to improve your table manners. lol...she was finna get her plate |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 12:15:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/21/2023 12:16:46 PM EDT
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My wife buries the thermostat, because that will make it get col or hot faster.
 I’ll notice I’m getting cold, check, she’s got it at 61. Or vice-versa, start sweating, check, it’s set at 87…. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 12:17:59 PM EDT
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My wife turns her car heater up to 90. I’m thinking of building her a terrarium.
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Posted: 2/21/2023 12:18:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have a theory about this. Women are conditioned from birth to ask men for help on everything. It's not their fault, it's their parent's fault because every time their sweet little girl can't 'do something' it's "oh don't cry sweetie, here [mom/dad fixes it FOR her]". Boys on the other hand are told to "figure it out", so we do, and we learn to do stuff because of that. My ex wife did this very thermostat thing while standing in front of the thermostat and I was on another floor. Current girlfriend works in construction and, to her credit, want's to learn more about the trades (good for her), but it seems every time she hits a snag, whether it be repairing drywall or basic plumbing, I get the phone call and swoop in to fix [literally everything] in a few minutes. It seems to me that we've been conditioning women to give up and ask someone for help at the slightest bit of resistance. well of course...society doesn't give a fuck about men...despite men building western society women benefit from tremendously. Society could give fuck all about men's mental health, physical health, body image etc. You never see any commercials about husbands being abused by their wife Look how big breast cancer awareness is...NFL goes Pink everyyear. What about ball or prostate cancer. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 12:18:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife will constantly remind me that I left a light on. Every time I go past her bathroom the lights are on.?? Tell her if she doesn't like it, the door is right over there |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 12:19:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife turns her car heater up to 90. I’m thinking of building her a terrarium. She would love south louisiana...it's one giant terranium. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 12:34:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: well of course...society doesn't give a fuck about men...despite men building western society women benefit from tremendously. Society could give fuck all about men's mental health, physical health, body image etc. You never see any commercials about husbands being abused by their wife Look how big breast cancer awareness is...NFL goes Pink everyyear. What about ball or prostate cancer. 
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Posted: 2/21/2023 12:36:35 PM EDT
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My Wife and kids are deathly afraid of touching either thermostat in the house, as it should be.
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Posted: 2/21/2023 12:36:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife went to an innner city public school So did mine and she dont talk like that.
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Posted: 2/21/2023 12:53:36 PM EDT
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 Watch your Proximity... |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 12:56:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Are you from the show “swamp people” ? Gare-on-teed! |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 12:57:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By @midcap : I ran the heather for 2 days last year! Is she your other GF? |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 1:02:36 PM EDT
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Wife: "I'm cold!"
Me (continuing through the room doing whatever I am doing) "There's a device for that on the wall over there." |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 1:09:17 PM EDT
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You do like a woman of a certain type…….
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Posted: 2/21/2023 1:11:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have a giant penis Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Who married you? I have a giant penis You married a giant penis? I guess I misunderstood when you said you liked them thicc. Makes more sense now. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 1:11:43 PM EDT
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yeah i've had her cooking in the kitchen, tell me it's hot, walk right past the thermostat across, the living room and dining room to where I am sitting and ask me to turn the ac up...
Also if the dog is sitting with her, her legs are broken. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 1:13:39 PM EDT
[#29]
Wife: I'm Hot!
Me: Take your shirt off!  Win-Win 
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Posted: 2/21/2023 1:14:45 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If I am hot, I turn the A/C down to cool the house It's a southern thing. My wife says the same thing it drives me crazy |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 1:16:23 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I have a giant penis Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Who married you? I have a giant penis |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 1:19:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: like pringles can Like this? 
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Posted: 2/21/2023 1:30:10 PM EDT
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My wife does the same thing.
I tell her knock yourself out, EEO baby. Then after she calms down, I tell her to make me a Sammich
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Posted: 2/21/2023 1:46:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: like pringles can 
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Posted: 2/21/2023 4:00:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So did mine and she dont talk like that. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My wife went to an innner city public school So did mine and she dont talk like that. In Louisiana? |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 4:06:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife doesnt speak Cajun ebonics, but yes, she does the same thing in regards to proximities. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 4:08:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is she your other GF? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I ran the heather for 2 days last year! Is she your other GF? yes  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 4:09:20 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuote History
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Posted: 2/21/2023 4:10:47 PM EDT
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My wife does not make temperature demands in my house.
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Posted: 2/21/2023 4:21:41 PM EDT
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Quoted: I had to lulz the other day. My wife in a nutshell... I am sitting down enjoyng my delicious dinner...I am in the kitchen probably 40 feet away from the thermostat. My wife is in the living room, 10 feet from the thermostat standing up. She says..."oooo lawd, it's hot child, midcap can you turn the ac up?!" I look at her with a face of shock, and she goes..."well imma do it myself, fix yo face" 
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Posted: 2/21/2023 4:23:33 PM EDT
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So midcap has a soul sister that beens and rice didn't miss her?
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Posted: 2/21/2023 4:25:25 PM EDT
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Mine tells me to adjust the temperature from across the house… our thermostat is voice controlled.
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Posted: 2/21/2023 4:26:54 PM EDT
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The other day I was carrying a car battery from the garage to my Jeep and she says to me "Rosie (our dog) is out of water". Note that she's standing within arms reach of a water jug that I just filled earlier in the day for when the dog needed water. So I set the battery down, reached past her, grabbed the jug, filled the dish and said "Thank God you have a man in your life to handle these difficult jobs" put the jug down, grabbed my battery and went out the door.
So yea, we have wives that do that shit. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 4:30:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have a giant penis Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Who married you? I have a giant penis Based on your reputation, you'll need one.
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Posted: 2/21/2023 4:45:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: put a cage around it Landlord in college tried that shit with a clear acrylic thermostat cover box.  Had to bend a wire to fit into the slots. Then he painted the inside of the box so I couldn't see the dial. So I had to take the whole box to a locksmith to get a key made, and then it was good.  |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 4:50:17 PM EDT
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Whenever my wife does it she also somehow manages to set the heat to skyrocket in the middle of the night.
I'd rather get up and change it for her. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 5:24:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Based on your reputation, you'll need one. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Who married you? I have a giant penis Based on your reputation, you'll need one. lemme tell you somthing...you don't go hunting for moose with a .22lr 
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