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Link Posted: 6/11/2020 8:43:08 PM EDT
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I get them aliens like Will smith did
Link Posted: 6/11/2020 8:43:22 PM EDT
[#2]
A race of sex-starved purple lizards that see us as dildos.
Link Posted: 6/11/2020 8:43:49 PM EDT
[#3]
I’d settle for Jesus Christ.
Link Posted: 6/11/2020 10:47:55 PM EDT
[#4]
Only if they take me with them.
Link Posted: 6/11/2020 10:52:38 PM EDT
[#5]
Meh, they would just accuse us of speciesism and demand 21 trillion dollars and that we ignore their long history of abductions and anal probing.

Link Posted: 6/11/2020 10:53:14 PM EDT
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I'm pretty sure that's why they haven't come yet, they are watching our TV and already determined there's no intelligent life found here.
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Any alien with a bit of sense is gonna fly right by this clusterfuck.



I'm pretty sure that's why they haven't come yet, they are watching our TV and already determined there's no intelligent life found here.

https://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/thinkingMeat.html
Link Posted: 6/12/2020 7:10:45 AM EDT
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