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Posted: 6/10/2024 5:12:15 PM EDT
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The first astronaut mission of Boeing's Starliner capsule will last a bit longer than we'd thought. Starliner launched on June 5, carrying NASA astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams to the International Space Station (ISS) on a shakeout cruise called Crew Flight Test (CFT). Wilmore and Williams arrived at the orbiting lab on June 6 for a roughly week-long stay — or so we thought. The duo, and Starliner, will actually get to spend a few more days off Earth, NASA announced over the weekend. https://www.space.com/boeing-starliner-first-astronaut-mission-end-june-18 U.S. Government Media: Boeing's Starliner strands astronauts in space ***UPDATE*** ...they need to test the thrusters on the ground to figure out how to get the astronauts back safely... NASA and Boeing are further extending the first Starliner crewed flight but are not yet setting a new target date for returning the capsule to Earth, the organizations announced on Friday. Boeing’s Starliner capsule “Calypso” will stay at the International Space Station into next month while the company and NASA conduct new testing back on the ground. Boeing’s crew flight test represents the first time Starliner is carrying people, flying NASA astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams. Officials say the Starliner team is starting a test campaign of the spacecraft’s thruster technology at White Sands, New Mexico – testing that will be completed before Starliner returns to Earth. View Quote SpaceX emergency contract: This is a $266,678 firm-fixed-price delivery order contract awarded to Space Exploration Technologies Corp. (SpaceX) by the Kennedy Space Center, a civilian agency of the U.S. government. The contract is for a "SPECIAL STUDY FOR EMERGENCY RESPONSE" with a completion date of August 15, 2024. View Quote https://govtribe.com/award/federal-contract-award/delivery-order-nnk14ma74c-80ksc024fa090 |
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We'll just call it an extended stay.
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Who wants to be my friend?
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Can you hear me, Major Tom?
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That happens when you book Spirit Starlines.
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wingsnthings:
Isn't this what we all have to look forward to? Participate in mindless threads and mental illness sets in? Then out of desperation we request lock on our accounts for relief? |
Maybe they can catch a ride home on SpaceX and kick their junker to the curb.
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The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
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"Shakeout Cruise".
Is that anything like a shakedown cruise? Maybe that's what they call it when it's a Boeing. |
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"According to Argonne National Laboratory, it takes 100 pounds of battery in an EV to go a distance achieved by only one pound of gasoline in an ICE vehicle"
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It's Boeing, guess they should be lucky they're still alive to worry about the trip back down.
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EP429: Today's lesson - Don't provoke ARFCOM. People will see your butthole.
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If anyone blows the whistle about this......they are as good as dead.
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I don’t like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
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It’s a Boeing what could possibly go wrong?
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I guess it’s time to call Elon and send space X to save them. Nice work Boeing. Never change.
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Huh. Usually the doors fall off, not get stuck.
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If you think I am sexy now just wait until you find out I have full medical and dental.
Personal pronouns are kiushgvlakjbnoiuvb/nxunefu ewdf/lkujghfoiuanxy;ople |
Both companies won contracts to provide this ferry service from NASA's Commercial Crew Program back in 2014. Boeing got $4.2 billion, and SpaceX was awarded $2.6 billion. View Quote If all goes well on CFT, Starliner will be certified to fly six-month astronaut missions to and from the ISS for NASA. SpaceX already does this with its Dragon capsule; Elon Musk's company is in the middle of its eighth long-duration crewed flight to the ISS, known as Crew-8. View Quote Obviously a very well seasoned government contractor. It's gonna look bad if Elon has to send a rocket up there to bring them back. I'm sure there's a charge for that. One billion dollars? Attached File |
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The Russian Soyuz is the safest lander. I’d hitch a ride on one of those.
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"Oh, you wanted it to actually bring them back too?! Weeell that's gonna cost extra."
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I have no idea what the hell I am doing. My last words will probably be, "Well hell ... that didn't work."
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They're probably counting their blessings and wondering what the odds are
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It's not adventure until something goes wrong.
Don't make me that guy. |
I've been following the main thread on and off and statistically I think the Titanic sub had better odds of people surviving any one random trip on it.
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Originally Posted By CoyoteGray: Elon should offer to go get them... View Quote As I said in the other thread. If he were to do that personally it would be his Magnum Opus of trolling. But sending up Jared Issacman or Peggy Whitson would probably be enough humiliation. |
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It’s… probably not as bad as you think it is.
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Strandedliner? Maroonedliner?
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"The villainy you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction"
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Originally Posted By Hesperus: As I said in the other thread. If he were to do that personally it would be his Magnum Opus of trolling. But sending up Jared Issacman or Peggy Whitson would probably be enough humiliation. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Hesperus: Originally Posted By CoyoteGray: Elon should offer to go get them... As I said in the other thread. If he were to do that personally it would be his Magnum Opus of trolling. But sending up Jared Issacman or Peggy Whitson would probably be enough humiliation. The way he runs things, they could probably have a ship ready to go by noon tomorrow. |
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It's not adventure until something goes wrong.
Don't make me that guy. |
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Can the starliner be moved remotely to allow another craft to land or is it necessary to have crew aboard?
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Stand for something, or fall for anything.
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Originally Posted By JamPo: Can the starliner be moved remotely to allow another craft to land or is it necessary to have crew aboard? View Quote First 2 Starliner flights were unmanned so that shouldn't be a problem. Just detach from ISS then come back to Earth if nothing else goes wrong. Crew can come back on a Soyuz or Dragon once they have been provided with proper suits. If it detached and something else went very wrong, having an uncontrollable Starliner just orbiting up there would be pretty bad though. |
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It’s… probably not as bad as you think it is.
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Another pos Boeing failure at 3 times the price of Space x
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Take it easy and if it's easy take it twice
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Originally Posted By eurotrash: The Russian Soyuz is the safest lander. I’d hitch a ride on one of those. View Quote You can have an enjoyable time arguing with your superiors why you should be chosen to man the flight rather than the other person. Since you are sure (correctly as it turns out) that the mission was doomed and you wanted to save your friends life. John 15:13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. |
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It's true no matter who you are, the worst thing you can do for someone is give them something for nothing. - 3rdpig
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Heinlein |
LIFE'S JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE SAFELY IN A WELL PRESERVED BODY,
BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, TOTALLY WORN OUT SHOUTING "HOLY $H!T...WHAT A RIDE"!! |
Is this the point at which someone walks into the conference room, dumps a pile of stuff on the table, and says "this is what we have to bring them home"?
They're going to need to bring back smoking for that to work I think. |
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its not exactly stranded according to that article.
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Charter Member, Knights of Wonder
Norcal LEO callsign: Hold Fast Team Randstad |
we will find out if they run out of redundancy.
sounds like yet another finger pointing exercise - just waiting for boing to start publicly blaming the helium plumbing supplier or the valve supplier. given the increasing failures, that thing will either just become a permanent wart parked off to the side and the two guys will come back on a Crew Dragon, or they stay on ISS and boing brings back Starliner un crewed. if I hear they will ride it back, well, nasa has made boneheaded decisions in the past and look what happened. |
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The deuce you say.
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Originally Posted By racer765: sounds like yet another finger pointing exercise - just waiting for boing to start publicly blaming the helium plumbing supplier or the valve supplier. View Quote That shot has already been fired. https://payloadspace.com/nasa-stuck-in-the-middle-of-starliner-contractors-valve-fight/ |
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The writer should get a new job.
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Keep your powder dry, and watch your back trail.
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Originally Posted By greyninja: The first astronaut mission of Boeing's Starliner capsule will last a bit longer than we'd thought. Starliner launched on June 5, carrying NASA astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams to the International Space Station (ISS) on a shakeout cruise called Crew Flight Test (CFT). Wilmore and Williams arrived at the orbiting lab on June 6 for a roughly week-long stay or so we thought. The duo, and Starliner, will actually get to spend a few more days off Earth, NASA announced over the weekend. https://www.space.com/boeing-starliner-first-astronaut-mission-end-june-18 View Quote |
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Coyote with 40 people crammed into a minivan gets into a chase with DPS, Paco over estimates his driving abilities and *whmmo!* the Astrovan of Immigration becomes a Pinata of Pain, hurling broken bodies like so many tasty pieces of cheap candy...
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They’ll probably push back from the gate and make them sit and wait, just so they can list it as an on time departure.
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I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Glock and thy AR15, they comfort me.
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Some things I care about; that ain't one of 'em.
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For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood from His workmanship, so that men are without excuse.
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Originally Posted By eurotrash: The Russian Soyuz is the safest lander. I’d hitch a ride on one of those. View Quote I dont know how I feel about a lander that is designed to land on the ground. If any of the chutes or the soft landing rockets fail I bet it hurts when they touch down at 25 mph ( under the back up chute ) which they "claim" is "survivable" |
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"I am gonna laugh my ass off looking out the air vent of the box car watching some of you shot in the head in a ditch when you finally realize it's time to resist." stolen from RR_broccoli
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Bet's on it breaking up on re-entry?
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I'm truly surprised they strapped people into that thing with out at list one "zero anomaly" flight.
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“I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable. Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.”
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Boeing you just you want that as your ride?
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“Wow. Yesterday was exciting, and I didn’t think we could make it more exciting, and we did that today,” said Mark Nappi, Boeing’s Starliner program manager. “It was amazing. We accomplished a lot and really more than expected. We exercised the team, we exercised the crew and just had an outstanding day.” View Quote What dumb fucker would say something like that? Your known pile of shit isn't working, putting humans at risk, it's exciting, and "you excercised..." What in the actual fuck? If I was one of the people on that pile, if I made it back I'd kick that dipshit in the nuts as hard as I could as soon as I could. https://spaceflightnow.com/2024/06/08/starliner-crew-welcomed-aboard-space-station-news-conference/ |
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Originally Posted By DeltaV42: Is this the point at which someone walks into the conference room, dumps a pile of stuff on the table, and says "this is what we have to bring them home"? They're going to need to bring back smoking for that to work I think. View Quote No, this is where someone says here's a list of what they need to fix it. Get that list over to SpaceX so they can overnight it to the ISS..... |
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If you can't take the high road, occupy the high ground.
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The crew won't be "stranded" no matter what.
They're probably making sure the capsule can A: safely undock and maneuver away from the iss and B: Successfully deorbit in a sage and controlled fashion Of course, most spacecraft have these things figured out BEFORE they launch but...meh, it's Boeing. What do you expect? |
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Never confuse faith that you will prevail in the end—which you can never afford to lose—with the discipline to confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they might be. - Adm James Stockdale
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"Because free men will never consent to give up the means of defending their liberties."
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So does the ''arrived, departure, delayed, cancelled'' sign say delayed or cancelled?
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Liberals are a curious mix of communism and fascism, they want to destroy you but want to use your own money to do it.
I'm getting down to the last box, the other have all been destroyed... |
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