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The hardest part about a zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited.
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Not fly enough to be halal....
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My batch was pretty good. So good that my gsd ate 4 pounds while I was out yesterday.
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
I made a 12lb roast into jerky last fall. I want a bigger dehydrator. There are some sweet 16 tray setups on amazon that the dehydrator chamber unhooks from the electrical portion for easy cleaning.
I used oak smoked salt and smoked chili powders to help cheat the smoked taste. I also forgo sugar in the brine. Beef gas enough glycogen. I cut it thicker and cut with the grain. I prefer to have jerky that needs chewing I don’t have dentures and I’m not 90. ETA: Seems pretty killer for drying foods |
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: You're supposed to bribe the GSD with the raw meat beforehand View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Undaunted: My batch was pretty good. So good that my gsd ate 4 pounds while I was out yesterday. You're supposed to bribe the GSD with the raw meat beforehand Dogs have no memory of previous bribes. |
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Not fly enough to be halal....
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5 HOURS REMAINING |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: You're supposed to bribe the GSD with the raw meat beforehand View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Undaunted: My batch was pretty good. So good that my gsd ate 4 pounds while I was out yesterday. You're supposed to bribe the GSD with the raw meat beforehand Round 2 it is then. I really should get back to blowing money on guns. 6# this time. |
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Originally Posted By Undaunted: Round 2 it is then. I really should get back to blowing money on guns. 6# this time. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Undaunted: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Undaunted: My batch was pretty good. So good that my gsd ate 4 pounds while I was out yesterday. You're supposed to bribe the GSD with the raw meat beforehand Round 2 it is then. I really should get back to blowing money on guns. 6# this time. We're not going to eat the bugs friend. We're going to grow strong eating beef and then buy the best guns we can afford |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
Originally Posted By smokinghole: I made a 12lb roast into jerky last fall. I want a bigger dehydrator. There are some sweet 16 tray setups on amazon that the dehydrator chamber unhooks from the electrical portion for easy cleaning. I used oak smoked salt and smoked chili powders to help cheat the smoked taste. I also forgo sugar in the brine. Beef gas enough glycogen. I cut it thicker and cut with the grain. I prefer to have jerky that needs chewing I don’t have dentures and I’m not 90. ETA: Seems pretty killer for drying foods View Quote Damn that's a man's dehydrator |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I am making jerky and arguing with women on dating apps about the metric system. Yes, there are probably better uses of my time. But I'm doing laundry right now drinking cider from an imperial pint so I have some time to take women down a peg. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/Screenshot_20230910_155256_Hinge-2949181.jpg View Quote I have a 12 rack unit and can manage 5.45 kilos with 6.35mm thick cuts. |
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I am making jerky and arguing with women on dating apps about the metric system. Yes, there are probably better uses of my time. But I'm doing laundry right now drinking cider from an imperial pint so I have some time to take women down a peg. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/Screenshot_20230910_155256_Hinge-2949181.jpg View Quote Speaking of the metric system. Anyone make their seasoning/brine mix based off a ratio? |
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Originally Posted By smokinghole: Speaking of the metric system. Anyone make their seasoning/brine mix based off a ratio? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By smokinghole: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I am making jerky and arguing with women on dating apps about the metric system. Yes, there are probably better uses of my time. But I'm doing laundry right now drinking cider from an imperial pint so I have some time to take women down a peg. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/Screenshot_20230910_155256_Hinge-2949181.jpg Speaking of the metric system. Anyone make their seasoning/brine mix based off a ratio? NO RECIPES ARE FOR WOMEN DO IT LIVE |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
If you wanted the shortcut:
Get meat Cut the meat Put stuff you like on the meat Put the meat on constant airflow |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: NO RECIPES ARE FOR WOMEN DO IT LIVE View Quote For everything but salt that’s fine. I just did a 2.5% oak smoked salt by weight. I’ll let it sit until later in the week. The delay helps the salt get into the muscle of the thicker cuts. Its a brine/salting technique from the salume making circles for whole muscle cuts curing. Chipotle meco and smoked serrano powder along with garlic and onion went in the mix with black pepper. |
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Originally Posted By Pantexan: Cat jerky ?? http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/yuck.gif View Quote Dry pussy is the worst. |
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Originally Posted By delemorte: FREEDOM!!! https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/127073/PXL_20230910_212945353_jpg-2949266.JPG View Quote Damn dude looks great man Any tips |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
So, one should know the length of their Johnson in centimeters, and not inches? I am not in to the feet versus meters league, yet..
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I am making jerky and arguing with women on dating apps about the metric system. Yes, there are probably better uses of my time. But I'm doing laundry right now drinking cider from an imperial pint so I have some time to take women down a peg. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/Screenshot_20230910_155256_Hinge-2949181.jpg View Quote It’s simple. There are countries that landed men (emphasis men) on the moon, and then there are countries that use the metric system. Please remind your TinderWenches of these facts. |
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Originally Posted By dbrowne1: It’s simple. There are countries that landed men (emphasis men) on the moon, and then there are countries that use the metric system. Please remind your TinderWenches of these facts. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By dbrowne1: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I am making jerky and arguing with women on dating apps about the metric system. Yes, there are probably better uses of my time. But I'm doing laundry right now drinking cider from an imperial pint so I have some time to take women down a peg. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/Screenshot_20230910_155256_Hinge-2949181.jpg It’s simple. There are countries that landed men (emphasis men) on the moon, and then there are countries that use the metric system. Please remind your TinderWenches of these facts. Some men use dating apps to attract loose women. I use dating apps to engage in debates to destroy the feminist world view. We are not the same |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Some men use dating apps to attract loose women. I use dating apps to engage in debates to destroy the feminist world view. We are not the same View Quote I applaud your efforts to combat the communist scourge known as the metric system, in this unique and evolving battlespace. |
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Originally Posted By dbrowne1: I applaud your efforts to combat the communist scourge known as the metric system, in this unique and evolving battlespace. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By dbrowne1: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Some men use dating apps to attract loose women. I use dating apps to engage in debates to destroy the feminist world view. We are not the same I applaud your efforts to combat the communist scourge known as the metric system, in this unique and evolving battlespace. Unlike the government I encourage red meat consumption and actually acknowledge 5th gen warfare |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Damn dude looks great man Any tips View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By delemorte: FREEDOM!!! https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/127073/PXL_20230910_212945353_jpg-2949266.JPG Damn dude looks great man Any tips Just followed your Instructions |
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Damn this makes me want to go get my dehydrator out of storage and buy some beef
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Originally Posted By delemorte: Just followed your Instructions View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By delemorte: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By delemorte: FREEDOM!!! https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/127073/PXL_20230910_212945353_jpg-2949266.JPG Damn dude looks great man Any tips Just followed your Instructions |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/Screenshot_20230910_191952_Gallery-2949366.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By delemorte: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By delemorte: FREEDOM!!! https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/127073/PXL_20230910_212945353_jpg-2949266.JPG Damn dude looks great man Any tips Just followed your Instructions https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/Screenshot_20230910_191952_Gallery-2949366.jpg Word to your mother |
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I just made jerky today and the Nesco is running....As well as the smoker as the Nesco didnt have enough room for it all..... And the salmon is in the brine to go on the smoker tomorrow.
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Originally Posted By 2JokersWild: I just made jerky today and the Nesco is running....As well as the smoker as the Nesco didnt have enough room for it all..... And the salmon is in the brine to go on the smoker tomorrow. View Quote As men we require very little. We must have some principles. We must eat meat, ideally lots We must have purpose |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
My next batch can't go in until morning, so I'm getting by with an 8# pork butt I made today. We are fresh out of bugs.
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
Gents the same things that have made men happy since the dawn of time will make you happy.
I guarantee if the year is 2150 your boys will enjoy the woods and dehydrated animal meat. And they will look to the stars and they will think about their place in the universe |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
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Well, inspired by this thread, I bought a London Broil (select), froze partially and sliced it thin, marinated it (no cure #1) and threw it on the smoker. Went on the smoker at 125 because I foolishly assumed the problem would be keeping the temperature low. Temp dropped to 109 for first hour. Got it up to 140 for second hour. Hit 150-170 for two hours, then the temperature ran away from me and couldn't get it below 210, for last two hours.
Tastes really great and no botulism, e-coli, or salmonella so far, though haven't passed 36 hour mark yet. I will probably be a little more conscious of food safety in the future though. |
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Originally Posted By 2JokersWild: I had some hamburger I needed to get used up. Most people make stupid shit like spaghetti. Nope. Jerky. Jerky all the things. Nesco putting in overtime https://i.imgur.com/DKp40Sp.jpg Recteq making smoke infused jerky. https://i.imgur.com/RMVHRd8.jpg Salmon on deck, it'll go on the recteq tomorrow after enjoying a quick swim in the brine https://i.imgur.com/eyV7Hyr.jpg View Quote I also have a Bullseye, tell me how you do it please |
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Let me get my coffee first...
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Originally Posted By Vegitan: I also have a Bullseye, tell me how you do it please View Quote |
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Originally Posted By Bartholomew_Roberts: Well, inspired by this thread, I bought a London Broil (select), froze partially and sliced it thin, marinated it (no cure #1) and threw it on the smoker. Went on the smoker at 125 because I foolishly assumed the problem would be keeping the temperature low. Temp dropped to 109 for first hour. Got it up to 140 for second hour. Hit 150-170 for two hours, then the temperature ran away from me and couldn't get it below 210, for last two hours. Tastes really great and no botulism, e-coli, or salmonella so far, though haven't passed 36 hour mark yet. I will probably be a little more conscious of food safety in the future though. View Quote Nooooooo you'll die unless you eat 38 servings of grain |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
Shitposting aside the funniest thing to me is that government rejects very simple tools given to us by God.
"Oh man that smells funny" "Oh man that tastes funny" "Oh I don't know man that looks funny" WEIRD. It is almost as if being apex predators we are not retarded enough to poison ourselves |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Gents the same things that have made men happy since the dawn of time will make you happy. I guarantee if the year is 2150 your boys will enjoy the woods and dehydrated animal meat. And they will look to the stars and they will think about their place in the universe View Quote False. I don't like hairy women... I found the chink in your armor ETA. Whisker's is a false prophet |
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These mother fuckers are trying to get us to eat bugs but not eat rare meat.
Bro you're asking me to eat the things I dislike when the food I like is left out too long Fuck the government |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
Originally Posted By delemorte: False. I don't like hairy women... I found the chink in your armor View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By delemorte: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Gents the same things that have made men happy since the dawn of time will make you happy. I guarantee if the year is 2150 your boys will enjoy the woods and dehydrated animal meat. And they will look to the stars and they will think about their place in the universe False. I don't like hairy women... I found the chink in your armor Fuck that is a good point. Damn |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Fuck that is a good point. Damn View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By delemorte: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Gents the same things that have made men happy since the dawn of time will make you happy. I guarantee if the year is 2150 your boys will enjoy the woods and dehydrated animal meat. And they will look to the stars and they will think about their place in the universe False. I don't like hairy women... I found the chink in your armor Fuck that is a good point. Damn You are a false prophet |
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Originally Posted By delemorte: You are a false prophet View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By delemorte: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By delemorte: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Gents the same things that have made men happy since the dawn of time will make you happy. I guarantee if the year is 2150 your boys will enjoy the woods and dehydrated animal meat. And they will look to the stars and they will think about their place in the universe False. I don't like hairy women... I found the chink in your armor Fuck that is a good point. Damn You are a false prophet You wound me in the worst way which is an accurate stab at my shortcomings |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: You wound me in the worst way which is an accurate stab at my shortcomings View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By delemorte: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By delemorte: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Gents the same things that have made men happy since the dawn of time will make you happy. I guarantee if the year is 2150 your boys will enjoy the woods and dehydrated animal meat. And they will look to the stars and they will think about their place in the universe False. I don't like hairy women... I found the chink in your armor Fuck that is a good point. Damn You are a false prophet You wound me in the worst way which is an accurate stab at my shortcomings Make amends by curing and smoking your own pastrami. Its the only path to redemption my brother in Christ I can lead you down this path |
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Two methods I came across for better food safety with jerky were using cure #1 (Prague Powder) in the marinade at about 1tsp per 5lbs and pre-drying the jerky in an oven at 300F for 10 minutes before dehydrating/smoking. Smokers in particular (moist, low-oxygen environments).
Although, I found this study from the National Institute of Health where they innoculated flank steak jerky with staph, clostridium (botulism), bacillus subtillis, and salmonella. They then dehyrdated it at 4 hours at 127, and 4 more hours at 119. From the abstract: "Some growth of inoculated S. aureus occurred initially but total numbers of all other added microorganisms decreased rapidly from the start of drying and although significantly reduced in numbers at the end of 8 h treatment, they survived processing. C. perfringens cells were not detected at the end of the heated-drying regimen but were recovered later in an inoculated sample stored at 2.5°C for a month. Contaminated jerky stored at 20°C and high relative humidity (RH) for 26-28 d did not contain detectable added bacteria, whereas identical samples stored at 2.5°C and low RH contained viable S. aureus and B. subtilis as well as C. perfringens . Domestic preparation of jerky from beef of normal retail quality would involve little risk provided initial drying is done rapidly at temperatures equal to or greater than those used in the present study." So, basically, eat your jerky quickly and don't store it at low relative humidity in the fridge for a month. |
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Originally Posted By delemorte: Make amends by curing and smoking your own pastrami. Its the only path to redemption my brother in Christ I can lead you down this path View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By delemorte: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By delemorte: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By delemorte: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Gents the same things that have made men happy since the dawn of time will make you happy. I guarantee if the year is 2150 your boys will enjoy the woods and dehydrated animal meat. And they will look to the stars and they will think about their place in the universe False. I don't like hairy women... I found the chink in your armor Fuck that is a good point. Damn You are a false prophet You wound me in the worst way which is an accurate stab at my shortcomings Make amends by curing and smoking your own pastrami. Its the only path to redemption my brother in Christ I can lead you down this path Christ is king and I accept your offer of learning about other meats |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? |
Certified Nunchuck Combat Veteran
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Shitposting aside the funniest thing to me is that government rejects very simple tools given to us by God. "Oh man that smells funny" "Oh man that tastes funny" "Oh I don't know man that looks funny" WEIRD. It is almost as if being apex predators we are not retarded enough to poison ourselves View Quote The one that makes me nervous is botulism (from "botulus", Latin for sausage - because it was first called "sausage poisoning"). As it is, odorless, tasteless, and grows quickly in moist, anaerobic environments (i.e. smokers) and if the heat doesn't come up fast enough, can develop spores and reappear. And it can take from 18-36 ours to show symptoms, and the symptoms are you know, paralysis. Having said all that, you can see above where they purposely contaminated the meat with that bacteria and cooked it way below the FDA levels with no cure, and there was no detectable bacteria at the end of the cook. Though, if you ate it 28 days later, you might have a problem as the bacteria returned in viable quantities (so clearly only temporary inactivated it). So, first step, don't contaminate your meat. Use clean cutting boards, knives, etc. With a solid roast bought at a retail store and clean stuff, shouldn't be an issue. Ground meat of course, easier to contaminate and requires more caution. Big thing is I need a jerky rack for my smoker. 2lbs is tough to fit in one go. |
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