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Pedos prefer that prepubescent look.

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From JLP3 I think that's copypasta. Pretty sure he keeps it on tap.

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FPNI. A shaved cooter is a good cooter. I don't like bush on myself, why would I like it on a mate? We aren't cave people.

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My wife is 38 with D cup boobs. She does not look prepubescent. I guess guys these days don't know the joy of going down on a lady...

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My wife is 38 with D cup boobs. She does not look prepubescent. I guess guys these days don’t know the joy of going down on a lady who just shaved and got out of the shower.

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WTF?

Local tv,  in 10 minutes of watching the local "news", 87 commercials for female genital razors.

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Where ya go OP? Lost in the bush?

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@ManiacRat, should have known it was Sunrise.  

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Please...Try watching tv with your mom and grandmother when this one pops up. Fuck'en Millennials need to harden up...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_a_yfWlgaE

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It just needs to be admired in all it's glory. And it's better for high speed, low drag.

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That reminds me of a bit I heard from a local comedian once. Older guy, started doing about how "we need to bring back the bush" except the whole crowd was young and didn't want to hear it. Had a line about "we grabbed our machetes, stuck our nose in the air *sniff* 'that way!'" It was gross but still kinda funny.

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Hers, or mine? Sometimes I be like...
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buddy of mine fucked a female coworker who doesn't shave it bald.

to this day his radio handle is "Bushwacker"

i see that cocksucka and the first thing i always say is "Yo, Bushwacker, you got a copy?"

@eagarminuteman

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Lineman nicknames do be the best

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There's one next to the bed, in case someone tries to infringe on my territory. They're gonna get chased by fully erect and horny naked guy with a machete. Best not disturb the beast.

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No need, the gyration acts like an oil thrower. It just happens. Or when I impress her with my windmill skills.

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will you apply baby oil to said machete and your nekkid body before or after?

asking for a friend.

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How did we go from discussing fine art like shaved coochies to discussing oiled-up nekkid men?

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Wish my girl watched TV.

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@flcroc

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@ManiacRat, should have known it was Sunrise.  

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Yeah, that's about right and not surprising at all. But at least your mom is not going crazy

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Oh, she shows that in other ways.  The other day she said, "Look at that!  There are turkeys all over the road!"

(laughing) "Those are buzzards."

"Are you sure?  Why would there be a bunch of buzzards in the middle of a neighborhood?"

".......as opposed to.......turkeys?"




Can't blame it all on the stroke/dementia----she's always been known to make the most bizarre connections.  She still has her sense of humor though and is a good sport about it all.  

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Pedos prefer that prepubescent look.

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Hairy cooter is starting to make a resurgence!

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OATT delivered on the cooter pics, but it would still have been better to have a short clip of her explaining to mom what a cooter is. That would have been Arf gold.

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Oh, she shows that in other ways.  The other day she said, "Look at that!  There are turkeys all over the road!"

(laughing) "Those are buzzards."

"Are you sure?  Why would there be a bunch of buzzards in the middle of a neighborhood?"

".......as opposed to.......turkeys?"




Can't blame it all on the stroke/dementia----she's always been known to make the most bizarre connections.  She still has her sense of humor though and is a good sport about it all.