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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:13:17 PM EDT
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 MC Mom Tears It Up - Key & Peele |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:18:35 PM EDT
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Quoted: A sock that you please yourself with. I learned something today.  I thought it was called making "sock babies". |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:28:41 PM EDT
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Suzie sock thread. Oooooh what a slut she was.
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Posted: 8/25/2022 12:12:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Regarding socks. I wish my teenage boys had used them. I remember having this genius idea of buying my son a couple of the four foot fluorescent tube blacklights for his room. I hung the damn things in his room, turned them on, and the bed...that I was standing on.... looked like a murder scene. After that, I never went into his room until he moved out. The younger one? He was hyperactive, and I swear he would jerk off anytime, anywhere, every member of the house caught him because he just didn't give a shit. I was so glad when he moved out. To this day, I'm still surprised I never got a call from the school, or the cops because he got caught doing it. And for the record, my daughters weren't much better, they just make less of a mess, but I have a sense of smell, and know how long it takes to actually shower. 
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Posted: 8/25/2022 12:32:38 AM EDT
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you use a sock to keep from messing up your kids' train set. duh
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Posted: 8/25/2022 1:19:40 AM EDT
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Tangential relation to thread-
Do not ever... EVER.... buy a surplus sleeping bag. |
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Posted: 8/25/2022 1:21:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2022 1:23:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Tangential relation to thread- Do not ever... EVER.... buy a surplus sleeping bag. I've also heard poncho liners referred to as "Jack Shacks". |
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Posted: 8/25/2022 1:27:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I distinctly remember locking a thread where someone discussed the utility of a 12 gauge shotgun shell as an aid for strengthening one's rectum. I once locked a thread where someone posted a tattoo of two mer-men riding giant dicks while two more larger dicks bent toward one another to form a heart in the background. I once edited out a link someone posted to a dude who tried to fit a very large glass jar in his rectum, only for the jar to shatter. Then it transitioned to trying to recover all the large jagged pieces of glass out of his anus as he bled profusely. This all happened a long time ago. So on the scale, a "happy sock" thread barely moves the needle. ...although I have no idea how somebody manages to use a sock for that particular task. Seems to me it would be like a chick who does lots of barbell work giving you a handjob. Just unpleasant as all hell. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: This used to be a gun forum where gun guys talked about guns. Now it has come to this. I distinctly remember locking a thread where someone discussed the utility of a 12 gauge shotgun shell as an aid for strengthening one's rectum. I once locked a thread where someone posted a tattoo of two mer-men riding giant dicks while two more larger dicks bent toward one another to form a heart in the background. I once edited out a link someone posted to a dude who tried to fit a very large glass jar in his rectum, only for the jar to shatter. Then it transitioned to trying to recover all the large jagged pieces of glass out of his anus as he bled profusely. This all happened a long time ago. So on the scale, a "happy sock" thread barely moves the needle. ...although I have no idea how somebody manages to use a sock for that particular task. Seems to me it would be like a chick who does lots of barbell work giving you a handjob. Just unpleasant as all hell. Ah yes, the good ol’days of GD. Anyone ever heard of happy tissues and sad tissues? |
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Posted: 8/25/2022 1:33:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I used to be a righty until the age of online porn. Now I switch hit lefty and run the mouse/phone with the right hand.  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Some folks are masturbadextrous. I used to be a righty until the age of online porn. Now I switch hit lefty and run the mouse/phone with the right hand. This is the way. |
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Posted: 8/25/2022 1:34:32 AM EDT
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Is that what the boys call it these days. Hmm
I didnt need to know that. |
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Posted: 8/25/2022 1:36:21 AM EDT
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Never used a sock for that purpose, but had a girlfriend wipe my essence from her special place with one.
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Posted: 8/25/2022 1:38:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I used to be a righty until the age of online porn. Now I switch hit lefty and run the mouse/phone with the right hand.  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/25/2022 1:39:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:  Also not a poop thread. Thankfully  It is a navy jargon thread Feel free to mention other navy jargon words or phrases. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: This used to be a gun forum where gun guys talked about guns. Now it has come to this. Also not a poop thread. Thankfully It is a navy jargon thread Feel free to mention other navy jargon words or phrases. hold up, you never been desperate out hiking and needed to use a sock to wipe your ass?? |
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Posted: 8/25/2022 1:40:49 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2022 1:46:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Does it have a star drawn on it with a sharpie?  Attached FileNot a sock, but my aunt found my stiff ghost collection under the foldout couch before I remembered to throw them out/ flush them. As in months after I stayed the summer found them rearranging the furniture....  Scrambled skinemax porn at 2am in the living room was a rite of passage |
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Posted: 8/25/2022 7:31:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: hold up, you never been desperate out hiking and needed to use a sock to wipe your ass?? I remember camping at the Bristol night race a few years ago and a buddy of mine came back from the porta potty sans 1 sock. We were like WTF dude? “No TP, had to do what I had to do”. |
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Posted: 8/25/2022 8:22:57 AM EDT
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But, do you mark that sock with an X so you can rotate it through?
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Posted: 8/25/2022 12:08:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Regarding socks. I wish my teenage boys had used them. I remember having this genius idea of buying my son a couple of the four foot fluorescent tube blacklights for his room. I hung the damn things in his room, turned them on, and the bed...that I was standing on.... looked like a murder scene. After that, I never went into his room until he moved out. The younger one? He was hyperactive, and I swear he would jerk off anytime, anywhere, every member of the house caught him because he just didn't give a shit. I was so glad when he moved out. To this day, I'm still surprised I never got a call from the school, or the cops because he got caught doing it. And for the record, my daughters weren't much better, they just make less of a mess, but I have a sense of smell, and know how long it takes to actually shower. What the hell were you feeding them? |
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Posted: 8/25/2022 1:48:25 PM EDT
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Sometimes after you can just let it soak...
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Posted: 8/27/2022 8:14:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I remember camping at the Bristol night race a few years ago and a buddy of mine came back from the porta potty sans 1 sock. We were like WTF dude? “No TP, had to do what I had to do”. same problem years ago on a hiking trail. Had to gingerly walk back to the car. 
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Posted: 8/27/2022 8:17:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: hold up, you never been desperate out hiking and needed to use a sock to wipe your ass?? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: This used to be a gun forum where gun guys talked about guns. Now it has come to this. Also not a poop thread. Thankfully It is a navy jargon thread Feel free to mention other navy jargon words or phrases. hold up, you never been desperate out hiking and needed to use a sock to wipe your ass?? Underwear gets used first. Socks are a must have. |
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