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Posted: 6/21/2023 10:42:25 PM EDT
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Is that why he's gone through so many women? |
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Posted: 6/21/2023 10:47:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That is truly pathetic. It reminds me of the Russian hockey players letting Putin score. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted:
That is truly pathetic. It reminds me of the Russian hockey players letting Putin score. Reminds me of a skilled trainer allowing a student to actually practice before moving on to training against resistance. Zuck is not what I would call really good, but he definitely has some training and is getting more. |
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Posted: 6/21/2023 10:55:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Musk would crush girl boy. 
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Posted: 6/21/2023 11:06:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: zuck has some real BJJ under his belt, Elon better start training This. |
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Posted: 6/21/2023 11:08:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Zuckerberg has 13 years on him and is in amazing shape with decent BJJ skills. No contest. You roll? His skills are very very basic. He’s a white belt. That being said, he’s been hands on for a while and just training is a huge advantage. |
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Posted: 6/21/2023 11:11:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/21/2023 11:11:23 PM EDT
[#7]
im a big fan of elon.
unless he is pretty good at BJJ or MMA in general zuck the cuck will have him choked out within 120 seconds. |
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Posted: 6/21/2023 11:11:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/21/2023 11:15:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So who would you take if it was Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris vs George Forman? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Elon has half a foot and 40+ lbs on Zuck. It won't take much bjj training to even those odds. So who would you take if it was Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris vs George Forman? Foreman look |
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Posted: 6/21/2023 11:18:04 PM EDT
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Musk is out of shape, but he may have the eye of the tiger. He is South African after all.
Zuck appears in shape, if he has a killer instinct is up in the air. I could see him losing his shit and being a fighter, I could also see him folding. |
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Posted: 6/21/2023 11:25:57 PM EDT
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Musk has the look of someone who’s been tied up, whipped, choked out with a gag ball stuffed in his mouth all while having a buttplug shoved up his keister,
He would probably get off to Zuck slapping him around |
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Posted: 6/21/2023 11:31:15 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Musk has the look of someone who's been tied up, whipped, choked out with a gag ball stuffed in his mouth all while having a buttplug shoved up his keister, He would probably get off to Zuck slapping him around I will lay 10 pmags on Musk to the first taker. @aimless |
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Posted: 6/21/2023 11:44:16 PM EDT
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Musk is more than a decade older and clearly does not train, he’d be gassed very quickly against Zuck and then he’d lose.
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Posted: 6/22/2023 5:57:33 AM EDT
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$2 says they fuck like rabbits- musk is the top , berg is the power bottom
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Posted: 6/22/2023 6:06:04 AM EDT
[#15]
Elon has had his face in Grimes pussy, the man knows no fear.
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Posted: 6/22/2023 6:40:10 AM EDT
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Man if this poll reflected the actual odds id be making a large bet.
I know arfcom really doesn’t want this to be the case, but in real life old, chubby, out of shape, untrained men don’t beat young, conditioned, trained men. |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 6:44:51 AM EDT
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Zuck has likely never been punched in the face by someone who meant to hurt him, while Elon grew up getting the shit kicked out of him on a regular basis in SA.
Then again, Zuck is in better shape and is younger. I would pay 10 bucks to watch. |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 6:49:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/22/2023 6:51:11 AM EDT
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They had a few world class boxers, muay thai, and BJJ fighters come teach at the gym I used to train at(for no other reason than the owner had a shitload of connections). Honestly, the training was no better or worse for me than the training I got from regular instructors. Those guys were simply at another level and I didn't have anywhere near the experience to tap in to what they had to offer. |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 6:51:36 AM EDT
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weird world is weird
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Posted: 6/22/2023 6:51:59 AM EDT
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That looks more like “BBJ” training to me. *Bareback Blow Job |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 6:54:33 AM EDT
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Musk looks like he’s got some heft and that counts for a lot but Zuckerberg actually trains quite a bit. Does Musk? I dunno. If not he might want to start.
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Posted: 6/22/2023 6:55:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: hate to say it zuck would kick elons ass. |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 6:59:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is he? Some site, apparently a shitty one, said he was 6'1". Again, can Zuck take hard punches to the face and body? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Zuck 6'1" 76kg = 167lbs. Musk 6'2" 90kg =198lbs Zuck has been training in BJJ but Musk has weight. Regardless, unless Musk knows/has taken MMA in secret, I don't really see how he's going to win unless he knocks out Zuck with a single punch. If Zuck can take hard hits, and I mean really hard hits, he'll probably win. I'm sure he'll muster unseen rage for that Israeli satellite fiasco during the fight. I would pay to see it. Is he? Some site, apparently a shitty one, said he was 6'1". Again, can Zuck take hard punches to the face and body? Fuck no. Zuck got his ass whipped in a tourney. Cried about it and then he won. |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 7:00:40 AM EDT
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Bare knuckle I think Elon has him in aggressive mentality and street smarts.
But it will be a 30oz gloves and safety gear in a padded ring kind of thing "so no one gets hurt," and the suburban dojo thing will favor the younger, stronger, potentially more proficient Humanoid. |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 7:05:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How I would expect the fight to go. Musk comes out strong, then Zuckerberg opens his mouth about 2 feet wide and bites Musks head clean off. Then let’s out a truly demonic noise as he scurries up towards the ceiling of whatever building they are in. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: A cage fight with an alien robot is not on my bucket list. Elon better watch himself. How I would expect the fight to go. Musk comes out strong, then Zuckerberg opens his mouth about 2 feet wide and bites Musks head clean off. Then let’s out a truly demonic noise as he scurries up towards the ceiling of whatever building they are in. From the ceiling he spits the head out at the crowd. From the headless corpse countless Zuckerberg zenomorph larvae pour out. Military has to nuke from orbit ...... ......it was the only way to be sure. Video is posted on social media and is "liked" by Ripley, Newt, Hudson, Hicks and Apone. |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 7:05:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: SEND ME THE.. LOCATION https://media.tenor.com/0cOFqnO4JlgAAAAC/human-like-robots-how-facial-expressions-help-robots-communicate-with-us.gif |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 7:14:39 AM EDT
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Elon will use Neural Link to plug into the Matrix and learn all forms of fighting.
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Posted: 6/22/2023 7:23:24 AM EDT
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I will bet money Musk has retard strength.
I know a guy just like him, they even look alike. Smartest paramedic I have ever known. Aspergers guy. Built like elon too. Dude is crazy strong, rarely ever works out. Have seen him do some crazy stuff. Not sure any of that matters in an octagon. |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 7:32:50 AM EDT
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This timeline just gets weirder and weirder.
I’d go Musk on this one… if Zuck has ever shown up for work with a shiner or a fat lip I’d be shocked. He’s getting powder puff lessons. The first decent shot to the chops or the nose will completely reformat his hard drive. If Z was getting real world training he’d probably wipe the canvas with Elon. I’m looking forward to the Beeple art that will result from this. 
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Posted: 6/22/2023 7:37:57 AM EDT
[#31]
My money is on the African.
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Posted: 6/22/2023 7:59:02 AM EDT
[#32]
Musk has significant height and weight on Zuck.
Suck as done a good enough job training on Instagram that GD basement dwellers think he will win. Assuming said fight ends up months out I'm gonna say Musk will train seriously and crush the Zuck. |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 8:26:23 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Man if this poll reflected the actual odds id be making a large bet. I know arfcom really doesn’t want this to be the case, but in real life old, chubby, out of shape, untrained men don’t beat young, conditioned, trained men. Yep. Based upon the info out there Zuck has about a year of BJJ and Elon trained martial arts "when he was a kid". Zucks training doesn't mean much to someone else that has trained but against an untrained person he is going choke them out in minutes. Conditioning goes to Zuck too. Only thing Elon seems to have is size but that doesn't mean shit without training. Imagine trying to defend against a heel hook when you don't even know what one is- lol |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 8:26:52 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Musk would crush girl boy. I'd want Musk to win, but Zuck knows some martial arts. |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 8:39:06 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: So who would you take if it was Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris vs George Forman?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS6JN8VQGy0 |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 8:42:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Musk would crush girl boy. If the fight were right now, no, he wouldn’t. Like him or not Zuck has been training mma (with a focus in BJJ) for a while now. Zuck would beat most men on this forum. |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 8:43:17 AM EDT
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Every day, we get closer to Idiocracy
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Posted: 6/22/2023 8:43:34 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Elon has half a foot and 40+ lbs on Zuck. It won't take much bjj training to even those odds. Tell me you’ve never trained combat sports without telling me you’ve never trained combat sports |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 8:49:58 AM EDT
[#39]
Zuck is a commie fuck, but he appears to keep himself in shape and trains in BJJ, where Musk doesnt appear to do either of that.
My money is on Zuckerberg. |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 8:53:23 AM EDT
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Elon will use Neuralink to learn every fighting style in 10 minutes.
Zuck is a robot. Should be a good match. |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 8:57:04 AM EDT
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Whoever has Jimmy Hart in their corner
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Posted: 6/22/2023 9:01:51 AM EDT
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Assuming it was real, Zuck just did the Crossfit workout, "Murph" with a very fast time. He's in shape.
It looks like he also trains BJJ....so I'd put my money on Zuck. |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 9:03:16 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You're projecting I will lay 10 pmags on Musk to the first taker. @aimless |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 9:29:29 AM EDT
[#44]
Fuck Zuck the Cuck.
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Posted: 6/22/2023 9:33:27 AM EDT
[#45]
So we know Zuckerfuck does BJJ. But what is Elon's shtoyle?
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Posted: 6/22/2023 10:03:39 AM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Is this like a real thing that might happen? Like a real thing? Are you a middle school girl from the 90's? |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 10:07:30 AM EDT
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I wonder if either has even been punched in the face for real.
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Posted: 6/22/2023 10:10:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Elon has half a foot and 40+ lbs on Zuck. It won't take much bjj training to even those odds. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: zuck has some real BJJ under his belt, Elon better start training It won't take much bjj training to even those odds. According to the gracies, a 20lb advantage is like another belt rank of handicap. This isn't entirely, or even mostly about zhoo zhittsu. Zuck has never been punched in the face. It is also highly likely that he's treated with kid gloves in whatever training he is doing. Nobody's going to pick him up and slam him down. |
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Posted: 6/22/2023 10:12:09 AM EDT
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This thread is like Rhonda 2, Electric Boogaloo.
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Posted: 6/22/2023 10:12:21 AM EDT
[#50]
Zuck is 39
Elon is 51 I like Elon better but this is about a fist fight Im usually going to pick the younger man in better fighting shape. |
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