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Link Posted: 7/26/2022 7:33:34 AM EDT
[#1]
That'll warm his wetsuit.
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 8:02:52 AM EDT
[#2]
Well that must have been a bad day.
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 8:39:25 AM EDT
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So far this year, zero shark attacks in Kansas.
Fingers crossed
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lol
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 8:47:06 AM EDT
[#4]
Luck-eee. Bet he shit his pants.
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 8:56:02 AM EDT
[#5]
Is this what they mean by Brown water fishing?
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 9:01:15 AM EDT
[#6]
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This guy gets it
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You think that. But then you realize Kansas gets tornadoes. And there where all those documentaries a few years ago about sharks that got sucked up into tornadoes...
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 9:02:53 AM EDT
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The fucker packaged himself like a cupcake at fat camp,he was asking for it
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I hear sharks call those "to-go boxes"
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 9:03:29 AM EDT
[#8]
Look at all them bait fish. Nope nope nope
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 9:04:29 AM EDT
[#9]
That wasn't a diving cage. Diving cages are steel.

That was a Tupperware container full of shark bait.
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 9:06:11 AM EDT
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He was forced to frantically swim for his life back to the boat, before the shark could catch him in the water

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I’m going to go with a suggested edit here...

“...before the shark decided to catch him in the water.”
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 9:06:52 AM EDT
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The fucker packaged himself like a cupcake at fat camp,he was asking for it
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This.... he was trying to get attacked....
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 9:11:44 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/26/2022 9:13:06 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/26/2022 9:14:02 AM EDT
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Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their privates
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This is a common misconception. The best way to defeat a shark attack is to stick your finger in its butt, much like dealing with an aggressive pit bull.
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 9:16:02 AM EDT
[#15]
It must have mistaken him for one of those bipedal seals that stand around in glass boxes all the time.

Ive been assured a shark would never knowingly attack a person.  Gentle giants they are.
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 9:26:26 AM EDT
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That "cage" doesn't look very protective to me. But I'm no marine biologist.
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Also doesn't look opaque.
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 9:29:27 AM EDT
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So far this year, zero shark attacks in Kansas.
Fingers crossed…
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We can't say the same...
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 9:30:18 AM EDT
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Shark just wanted to say hello, shark meant no harm.
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Link Posted: 7/26/2022 10:07:29 AM EDT
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mighty fine journalism here
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He was floating somewhere in the Pacific Ocean inside a small opaque protective diving cage


mighty fine journalism here


Opaque is a cool word, the writer has always wanted to use it in a sentence.
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 10:26:03 AM EDT
[#20]
Hello, names Bruce.
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 10:34:02 AM EDT
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Didn't that dude get "ptsd" from the attack?

Poor fucker stroked out when he tried to go back to Guadalupe Island.
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Came here to post that, you beat me to it.
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 10:50:36 AM EDT
[#22]
I saw the commercial for this episode and it just made me shake my head. Why would anyone put themselves in a situation like that?

Lets grab the wash tub and go play with an apex predator.
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 11:24:54 AM EDT
[#23]
Getting eaten by a shark is like falling asleep, in a blender.
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 3:07:37 PM EDT
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So far this year, zero shark attacks in Kansas.
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Link Posted: 7/26/2022 3:13:41 PM EDT
[#25]
Luckily he was wearing his seal colored dive suit.
Link Posted: 7/26/2022 4:33:18 PM EDT
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Protective?  Let's consult good ol' Thesaurus Rex for some more appropriate adverbs and adjectives, here.
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Yeah, protective. Like a soft pistol-rated vest when a .50BMG hits you.

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