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I figure if hollywood is dumb enough to make a girl power Predator movie wedged into American history, all of history is fair game with the bonus of making a much better film.

WW1. The fog of war. Desolate battlefields and soul crushing morale. Chemical warfare. Burnt out towns. Death on an unimaginable scale. Weapons just effective enough to kill ones fellow man, but in no way matches the Predator stalking your platoon across the western front while the enemy seeks to stamp you out.

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I've got 62 books worth of ideas.

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Hollywood gets burned to a crisp from an enviro-wacko doing arson and spewing derp about climate change.

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America is taken over with pedos , wait ....

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I'm a bit puzzled why they haven't made a movie about the Russian women pilots who flew night combat missions in WW2.

Women communist protagonists? Cheap aircraft?

Not cinematic enough I suppose.

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White man has a near-fatal accident but receives the organs of a black woman in a life-saving surgery.

Spirit of black woman lives on through the white man and he develops parts of her personality traits.

Soundtrack to the film is Lizzo.

We laugh, we cry, it's modern day woke Hollywood gold!

The only actor I could even imagine in a part such as this, if he was still with us, would be Robin Williams, he would own it. Jim Carrey might work though too.

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Hookers and Blow - A buddy cop movie about Jimmy Hookers, a renegade boomer cop on the edge who is a week from retirement and known for getting his partners killed. The chief wants Hookers to solve the case of the nose candy bandit, so he partners him with rookie streetwise smart-mouth zoomer cop Deshawn "Blow" Blowere. They must overcome the age gap, race gap, and most importantly the thigh gap to see eye to eye to solve the case of the century. Hilarity and budget friendly action sequences ensue, as Hookers learns there is value in a good Blow.

Dickpunch - A legend is told in the underground fighting community of an invitation only martial arts tournament known only as the Ro Xiam Beau that is held only once every hundred years, with the ultimate prize of the winner being given the Dragon Balls... a mystical object capable of granting a wish... for anything. The first fighter invited is Big Richard Fist, an American mixed martial arts champion hoping to win the tournament and get his wish granted for his tragically stepped on turtle to be brought back to life. A colorful cadre of fighters that are in no way racial stereotypes but probably are who are we kidding this is 2023 everything is racist now join the tournament and must survive the perils of the ancient fighting arena known only as the Glorious Hole.

My Stepmother is an Alien... and Stuck in the Dryer - A return to the heyday of the great 80s teen sex comedy, starring whatever hot piece of ass flavor of the month starlets willing to do full frontal on camera. High school nerds devise a plan to see fellow nerd Wolfgang's new hot step mom naked, but their crazy invention opens a portal to another planet... the planet of the StepMomiCons! Exploitation is a hard scrabble word to spell but nobody has the right letters for it in this hilarious film that will leave the censors working overtime, the critics aghast, and audiences everywhere waiting for the home video release for... reasons.

GloboCops - In the far off future of 1999 the Earth has finally achieved peace, through the creation and deployment of global robotic peacekeeping soldiers known only as GloboCops. But not all is right as a disturbing trend begins to emerge of the GloboCops costing more and more money to keep operating. It is up to a junior accountant named Books McGeeky to successfully audit the GloboCop initiative. What, everything has to be an action adventure? Hell no! In this dry, formulaic, direct-to-streaming movie most likely made to fulfill some big star's contractual obligation to be in a film for the studio, the audience will feel totally catfished by the cool thumbnail they saw on Netflix and start instantly regretting their decision to watch this a half an hour in, except now for some stupid reason their wife is into it, so now they have to sit through the rest of it!

Will and Fred's Bodacious Bruhaha - Constant slackers and smartphone addicted zoomer losers Will and Fred are in danger of flunking their civics class when they are visited by awesome time travelling founding father Ben Franklin, who takes the guys on a whirlwind trip through time to witness the key events that formed our great nation... as well as the key events that undermined it and turned it into the irreparably indebted bureaucratic uniparty oligarchy it is today! A visibly shaken Will and Fred will never be the same, and the audience will leave the theater up in arms!

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How about an out of control totalitarian government that's corrupt AF, sells out their citizens, steals their money, lies constantly, controls the media and kills normal people who "voted" them into power gets their .gov shit pushed in by the plebes they hate so much?

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It's several hundred years in the  future, and a large group of planets form a confederacy.   They have a space navy, formed for defense and exploration.

Their main enemy is a bunch of people with robot parts that all have their brains connected together.

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Guy from Ohio travels to Tennessee...

The horror of unkempt lawns and food that doesn't satisfy his Ohioian culinary standards forces him to look deep within himself and attempt to reconcile his misplaced hubris.

Also, he poops a lot, like every half hour, so that helps add a bit comic relief in this otherwise somber coming-of-age story of self-discovery.

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In the spirit of the huge success of Bridgerton, Julie Garwood, Jude Devereaux, and Rebecca Paisley have a gold mine’s worth of material.

I’d love to see some exploration of Anglo-Saxon and Welsh history (some absolutely amazing stories there that almost no one has heard of).

If they’d actually stick to the stories and not try to insert woke BS, the original Dragonlance and Forgotten Realms novels could provide years worth of material, but fans will expect an authentic rendition.

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From the craft services group that catered "The Little Mermaid" and "Elemental" comes a film epic in story, yet personal in detail. . .

"Tree Surgeons to the Ayatollah".

Arborists from the UK are brought in to Iran just after the revolution (Shah deposed). . . Their mission is to restore the once magnificent Accacia trees that line the main street of Tehran.

However, during their stay they are caught up the tumultuous political and cultural changes taking place at that time and place.  Including one of the arborists (male) falling in love with an Iranian woman with whom they are working.  

At the end of their time in Iran, they see the world differently.  

"Tree Surgeons to the Ayatollah".   ---Rated R due to adult themes, smoking, allusions of torture. .  Opening Dec 11 in limited release. . .

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I figure if hollywood is dumb enough to make a girl power Predator movie wedged into American history, all of history is fair game with the bonus of making a much better film.

WW1. The fog of war. Desolate battlefields and soul crushing morale. Chemical warfare. Burnt out towns. Death on an unimaginable scale. Weapons just effective enough to kill ones fellow man, but in no way matches the Predator stalking your platoon across the western front while the enemy seeks to stamp you out.

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Gray State would have been an interesting movie

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Pick any of America’s badass warriors over the years and tell their story.  Bonus points for extra Americana and titties.

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Another one I wonder about. Bas Reeves an honest to god black Marshall in the old west.

Why not make a movie about him as opposed to blackwashing white characters?

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Me: Write a movie story pitch about zombies and the following screen names as characters:  Notcalifornialegal,BourbonBeast,Orion10182011,wienerman1961,ATLDiver,CastleBravo91,BourbonBeast,adversor,Burnsy,Flushdraw,tifosi,beemerman,OG1

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Title: "Apocalypse Road"

Genre: Action/Horror

Logline: In a post-apocalyptic world infested with ravenous zombies, a diverse group of survivors with unique skills and colorful screen names must band together and embark on a perilous journey across a desolate wasteland to find a sanctuary known as "Eden," where hope and safety may still exist.

Synopsis:

Act 1:
The world has fallen into chaos due to a deadly zombie outbreak, leaving civilization in ruins. We are introduced to our main characters, each identified by their screen names. Notcalifornialegal, a former mechanic skilled in creating makeshift weapons, has been surviving on his own until he crosses paths with BourbonBeast, a grizzled ex-Marine with a knack for combat and survival tactics. They decide to team up for increased chances of survival.

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As they venture through the zombie-infested wasteland, they encounter Orion10182011, a mysterious loner armed with an uncanny knowledge of the undead's weaknesses. Together, the trio discovers a survivor stronghold known as "The Hive," where they meet other survivors with their unique screen names. Wienerman1961, a resourceful scavenger with a knack for finding supplies, ATLDiver, a fearless underwater specialist who becomes their escape route expert, and CastleBravo91, a sharpshooter known for his impeccable accuracy.

The group learns about a fabled sanctuary called "Eden," rumored to be free from the undead. Determined to find it, they set out on a dangerous journey across treacherous terrain and encounter hordes of zombies, leading to thrilling action sequences and intense battles. Throughout their arduous trek, they face personal demons and forge deep connections, learning to trust one another with their lives.

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While traversing a decimated city, they stumble upon a hidden underground laboratory. Inside, they find Adversor, a brilliant scientist who has been studying the zombie virus and might hold the key to humanity's survival. Burnsy, a cunning and quick-witted survivor, joins the group, adding his expertise in strategy and manipulation to their arsenal.

The journey becomes even more perilous as they encounter a formidable group of hostile survivors led by Flushdraw, a cunning and ruthless mercenary with his own nefarious agenda. The group faces betrayal, sacrifices, and heart-wrenching losses as they battle against both the undead and the living.

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Finally, after a series of intense battles and harrowing obstacles, the group reaches the outskirts of "Eden." They discover a thriving community where survivors have managed to build a safe haven amidst the chaos. However, their arrival coincides with a massive zombie horde converging on the sanctuary.

In a climactic showdown, the survivors must defend Eden, utilizing their unique skills and banding together as a family. OG1, a reclusive yet formidable warrior, joins the fight, bringing a much-needed edge to the group's defense.

As the battle reaches its peak, the survivors unleash their full potential, fighting tooth and nail to protect Eden and secure humanity's future. In the end, the fate of their newfound haven and the hope for a better world hang in the balance.

Epilogue:
With the zombie horde vanquished and Eden secured, the survivors, now bonded by their shared experiences, forge a new society. Notcalifornialegal, BourbonBeast, Orion10182011, wienerman1961, ATLDiver, CastleBravo91, Burnsy, adversor, Flushdraw, tifosi, beemerman, and OG1 become pillars of leadership, using their individual skills to rebuild and reclaim what was lost.

"Apocalypse Road" is a thrilling tale of survival, camaraderie

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I got cast as the nerd???!

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Pinocchio as President of the United States.