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Link Posted: 8/30/2024 10:21:07 PM EST
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I want to pickle a small shit handful of jalapeños. In a 1 kilogram jar.

How much vinegar and sugar and salt do I need?

THE CORRECT AMOUNT

Yep. Feel it.
Link Posted: 8/30/2024 10:26:38 PM EST
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:




I want to pickle a small shit handful of jalapeños. In a 1 kilogram jar.

How much vinegar and sugar and salt do I need?

THE CORRECT AMOUNT

Yep. Feel it.
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:




I want to pickle a small shit handful of jalapeños. In a 1 kilogram jar.

How much vinegar and sugar and salt do I need?

THE CORRECT AMOUNT

Yep. Feel it.



Alt title: "why beitodesstrafe is a mechanical"
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2nd. Alt title.

I should just invest in some mason jars...
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2nd. Alt title.

I should just invest in some mason jars...
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That would be too uniform and not require different varied batches.
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Originally Posted By dragoontwo:

That would be too uniform and not require different varied batches.
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:
2nd. Alt title.

I should just invest in some mason jars...

That would be too uniform and not require different varied batches.


I blame math, in general.
Link Posted: 8/30/2024 11:20:05 PM EST
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I blame math, in general.
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Math is just a psyop of counting.  Don't fall for it.
Link Posted: 8/30/2024 11:23:11 PM EST
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:
Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:




I want to pickle a small shit handful of jalape os. In a 1 kilogram jar.

How much vinegar and sugar and salt do I need?

THE CORRECT AMOUNT

Yep. Feel it.



Alt title: "why beitodesstrafe is a mechanical"
Heinlein (the LLM I've got running locally on a refurb Dell) responded:
To pickle a small handful (about 250 grams) of jalape o peppers in a 1 kg jar, you will need the following:

1 cup (250 ml) of white vinegar
1 teaspoon (5 grams) of salt
2 tablespoons (30 grams) of sugar

This recipe is based on a simple brine pickling method that provides a basic level of preservation and flavor. The proportions provided here should work well, but you can adjust the amounts slightly to your taste preferences - for example, increasing or decreasing the sugar if you prefer a sweeter or less sweet pickle.

Remember to wash your jalape o peppers thoroughly before use, and always wear gloves while handling them to avoid skin irritation from the capsaicin (the compound that makes chili peppers spicy). After pickling, let the jars cool to room temperature before storing them in the refrigerator. The pickles should be safe to eat after 24 hours but will taste better if left for a few days.
keep in mind this LLM told me Bobby Unser finished second in the inaugural Cannonball Run in a sprint car

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DSC_2285_Pirkled! by FredMan, on Flickr
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These things happen.
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:


These things happen.
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These things happen.


Let the man who hasn't passed out blasted after dropping a log on the toilet lid cast the first stone.
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:


Let the man who hasn't passed blasted out after dropping a log on the toilet lid cast the first stone.
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:




These things happen.


Let the man who hasn't passed blasted out after dropping a log on the toilet lid cast the first stone.


🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This is what I get for trying to sit in the recliner.

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I don't get it.
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Weird flex, but OK.
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Whelp, at least you know where your head will first get stored if your partner ever targets you for termination or reads The Most Dangerous Game one too many times.
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I just noticed... not even a day.
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It's Sunday.

I'm tired.

I didn't get to go to the brewery I wanted to go to.

My daughter wants to play with me.

I just want to play elden ring.

Solution:

Give her a computer mouse and tell her she's the boss so she feels like she's winning a lot.

I GOT YOU DADDY

Yeah you did... again...
Link Posted: 9/1/2024 10:35:50 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
It's Sunday.

I'm tired.

I didn't get to go to the brewery I wanted to go to.

My daughter wants to play with me.

I just want to play elden ring.

Solution:

Give her a computer mouse and tell her she's the boss so she feels like she's winning a lot.

I GOT YOU DADDY

Yeah you did... again...
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Genius!
Link Posted: 9/1/2024 10:46:44 AM EST
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Originally Posted By CajunMojo:


Genius!
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Originally Posted By CajunMojo:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
It's Sunday.

I'm tired.

I didn't get to go to the brewery I wanted to go to.

My daughter wants to play with me.

I just want to play elden ring.

Solution:

Give her a computer mouse and tell her she's the boss so she feels like she's winning a lot.

I GOT YOU DADDY

Yeah you did... again...


Genius!

No this is genius

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Fuzzy's?
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Going disc golfing this week.

Got my first set of discs today.
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
It's Sunday.

I'm tired.

I didn't get to go to the brewery I wanted to go to.

My daughter wants to play with me.

I just want to play elden ring.

Solution:

Give her a computer mouse and tell her she's the boss so she feels like she's winning a lot.

I GOT YOU DADDY

Yeah you did... again...
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I have both kids today.

Daughter is doing well for me, just playing and drawing quietly.

My son, on the other hand, is being a little fucker to the 3rd degree. Won't eat a bottle, won't nap longer than 15 minutes, and is screaming like his life depends on it. Won't swing, wont lay down, wont sit with me, just scream.

I'm so over babies bruh. So glad this is the last one. I love my kids, and I love the stage my daughter is at (almost 3yr old) but little babies have lost their appeal to me. My son has killed that entirely
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Going disc golfing this week.

Got my first set of discs today.
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It's fun.  

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I have no mercy on the family when playing.
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Originally Posted By PortaJohnPicasso:

It's fun.  


I have no mercy on the family when playing.
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As it should be. No mercy. Teaches valuable life lessons to the kids, and keeps the wife humble
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Originally Posted By CajunMojo:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
It's Sunday.

I'm tired.

I didn't get to go to the brewery I wanted to go to.

My daughter wants to play with me.

I just want to play elden ring.

Solution:

Give her a computer mouse and tell her she's the boss so she feels like she's winning a lot.

I GOT YOU DADDY

Yeah you did... again...


Genius!

No this is genius

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/Screenshot_20240901_114523_Gallery-3310530.jpg


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I’d eat.
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[youtube]shorts/8iCHkG4NbRA[/youtube]
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:


I don't get it.
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I don't get it.

I don’t either.   I was day drinking
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Don't click this.

https://youtube.com/shorts/l7tN9v3SOYg?si=FWs_9ietDJjvaYbu
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