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Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:34:41 AM EDT
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I'd like to talk to them about buying a giant killer robot
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Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:36:05 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:37:39 AM EDT
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Good luck with that

I'd hope for the fox people on the 2nd row all the way the the left

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Do that have females & how big do their boobs get?


Good luck with that

I'd hope for the fox people on the 2nd row all the way the the left

https://external-preview.redd.it/OxO2E_L8sIWu6aglkIA3ZjkRJ-p8GWs4hsdCGkwWzC0.png?auto=webp&s=59e3b41d73ba53d7547b603360ecf8dae132b65c

OK, you can stop there.  

But I'm sure someone here will get all hot and bothered about the Mycond in the bottom left.
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:39:31 AM EDT
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OK, you can stop there.  

But I'm sure someone here will get all hot and bothered about the Mycond in the bottom left.
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What do you have against fox people?
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:39:50 AM EDT
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No Commies in our hemisphere.
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:40:09 AM EDT
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I don't believe it matters how we feel about it the question is can we do anything about it.

That's probably a resounding no so I guess we take our feels and fuck right off.
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This... anyone that has the tech & ability to travel the distance to get here, watch us undetected by the vast population, and colonize a planet would be able to just fry us like ants under a magnifying glass.
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:40:23 AM EDT
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OK, you can stop there.  

But I'm sure someone here will get all hot and bothered about the Mycond in the bottom left.
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Do that have females & how big do their boobs get?


Good luck with that

I'd hope for the fox people on the 2nd row all the way the the left

https://external-preview.redd.it/OxO2E_L8sIWu6aglkIA3ZjkRJ-p8GWs4hsdCGkwWzC0.png?auto=webp&s=59e3b41d73ba53d7547b603360ecf8dae132b65c

OK, you can stop there.  

But I'm sure someone here will get all hot and bothered about the Mycond in the bottom left.


Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:40:45 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:40:49 AM EDT
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I couldn’t do a damn thing about it anyway so it doesn’t matter.
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:40:59 AM EDT
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Deal with it.

I would warn them about the chinese trying to eat them though.
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This. I would be more concerned about space alien replacing the cat in my weekly order of General Tso's from the local Chinese restaurant.
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:42:19 AM EDT
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I'd question their "peaceful" claim.

If you have the tech to travel the distances involved, there are no doubt near infinite systems within their reach. Why move in to an already inhabited one?
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Agreed, but in this case they can engineer a viable atmosphere in their outpost or engineer the planet's "specifications" to meet their needs.

Meaning, potentially not everybody like 14 degrees C average temp, 1080 kilopascals atmospheric pressure, 1 gravitational attraction force, a 24 hour day, 21% oxygen 77% nitrogen 1% argon atmosphere, 149,500 km from a G-type main sequence yellow dwarf star, the presence of a large, close-orbiting moon, 71% coverage of surface with salt water, a biosphere so diverse it could be the apple of the quadrant's eye, seasons which stretch the living conditions, most of the landforms in the northern hemisphere, etc.
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:43:53 AM EDT
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Could those of us who wanted out of global communism on earth (assuming that's the endgame here) go live on their planet as pioneer refugees?
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In my example, the colonists are intending on building a large cosmopolitan city with technological advancements and freedom to live how you please - no "malum prohibitum," just the obvious "malum im se."
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:44:04 AM EDT
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Do they have backstraps and are they any good?
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:44:30 AM EDT
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Can we send Nancy Pelosi with them?
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So the Secretary General of the United Nations comes out in a worldwide press conference and says, "Remember those aliens we told you didn't exist? We've been talking to them since 1945. They're peaceful and will be colonizing Mars (or Venus, or some moon around a gas giant or Sedna, it doesn't matter which)."

How would you feel about a peaceful, but obviously superior alien race colonizing a planet or a moon (not ours) in our solar system?


Can we send Nancy Pelosi with them?

She will figure out a way to register them to vote then tax them
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:44:36 AM EDT
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Already banned in NY.
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I'd like to talk to them about buying a giant killer robot


Already banned in NY.

Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:45:02 AM EDT
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Is Gamora with them?
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:45:45 AM EDT
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If aliens came near enough to earth to see our news and movies, they would steer clear of the place.

Lately, it's an open air asylum. With nukes.

Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:46:12 AM EDT
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are they "Peace Keepers"  :)

is Aeryn Sun with them?
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:46:16 AM EDT
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Agreed, but in this case they can engineer a viable atmosphere in their outpost or engineer the planet's "specifications" to meet their needs.

Meaning, potentially not everybody like 14 degrees C average temp, 1080 kilopascals atmospheric pressure, 1 gravitational attraction force, a 24 hour day, 21% oxygen 77% nitrogen 1% argon atmosphere, 149,500 km from a G-type main sequence yellow dwarf star, the presence of a large, close-orbiting moon, 71% coverage of surface with salt water, a biosphere so diverse it could be the apple of the quadrant's eye, seasons which stretch the living conditions, most of the landforms in the northern hemisphere, etc.
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Or they could be complete fools like the aliens from Signs and just move in anyway.
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:47:18 AM EDT
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How much does a flying saucer ride cost?
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:49:22 AM EDT
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If aliens came near enough to earth to see our news and movies, they would steer clear of the place.

Lately, it's an open air asylum. With nukes.

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I"ve got bad news for you.  There's a light-years-wide bubble around our planet they've been able to hear and watch for decades.

Funny part is by the time they get here, they'll be very familiar with Nazis.  And very confused when they arrive.
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Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:49:30 AM EDT
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I’d wait until the aliens found oil so we had an excuse to invade
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:50:02 AM EDT
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I don't know why, maybe it's the bourbon (don't judge, coming off a 60 hour week of night shifts), but this just made me laugh, and laugh, and laugh... and laugh.

Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:50:53 AM EDT
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What do you have against fox people?
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Or a race of CatBoys. Either way it would be a big help to humanity.
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:52:05 AM EDT
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As long as they take out the chicoms for us they’re A OK.
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So the Secretary General of the United Nations comes out in a worldwide press conference and says, "Remember those aliens we told you didn't exist? We've been talking to them since 1945. They're peaceful and will be colonizing Mars (or Venus, or some moon around a gas giant or Sedna, it doesn't matter which)."

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My question is: What's in it for the globalists? Surely, they aren't going along without personally profiting.


Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:59:09 AM EDT
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Maybe they’re already there
If they’ve been there for a very long time, not much we can do about it now.  Other than prepare

And if they just got here, it’s the democrats fault.   Especially Ted kennedy and Walter Mondale.   The USA should have had manned Mars missions and maybe a semi permanent base there and a permanent base on the moon by now, if it weren’t for their socialist garbage.
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 8:59:54 AM EDT
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As long as they take out the chicoms for us they’re A OK.
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So you want them to engage in some nationbuilding and replace a corrupt regime to free the oppressed people there?  Yeah, that sounds like the kind of plan an advanced spacefaring civilization would undertake.

Assuming they just take them all out, I think I'd still prefer to risk occasionally encountering poisoned Chinese dog food at Walmart rather than whatever products the Zerg are going to make...probably out of former chicoms.
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 9:02:36 AM EDT
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Our solar system is for terrans only.
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THIS!
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 9:08:08 AM EDT
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What, so they can be closer for harvesting?

Send them to betelgeuse or something.
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 9:14:50 AM EDT
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Agreed, but in this case they can engineer a viable atmosphere in their outpost or engineer the planet's "specifications" to meet their needs.

Meaning, potentially not everybody like 14 degrees C average temp, 1080 kilopascals atmospheric pressure, 1 gravitational attraction force, a 24 hour day, 21% oxygen 77% nitrogen 1% argon atmosphere, 149,500 km from a G-type main sequence yellow dwarf star, the presence of a large, close-orbiting moon, 71% coverage of surface with salt water, a biosphere so diverse it could be the apple of the quadrant's eye, seasons which stretch the living conditions, most of the landforms in the northern hemisphere, etc.
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I'd question their "peaceful" claim.

If you have the tech to travel the distances involved, there are no doubt near infinite systems within their reach. Why move in to an already inhabited one?


Agreed, but in this case they can engineer a viable atmosphere in their outpost or engineer the planet's "specifications" to meet their needs.

Meaning, potentially not everybody like 14 degrees C average temp, 1080 kilopascals atmospheric pressure, 1 gravitational attraction force, a 24 hour day, 21% oxygen 77% nitrogen 1% argon atmosphere, 149,500 km from a G-type main sequence yellow dwarf star, the presence of a large, close-orbiting moon, 71% coverage of surface with salt water, a biosphere so diverse it could be the apple of the quadrant's eye, seasons which stretch the living conditions, most of the landforms in the northern hemisphere, etc.

Again, with the tech to do all that, distance would not be a major hindrance for trade or observation purposes. It would seem they have no problems observing us now.

Would they attempt the same thing in a system populated by a more advanced civilization that had the means to reach them?

We exist, they exist, seems that would indicate at least a high probability that other advanced civilizations exist, there must be other advanced civilizations that would be more compatable for them to trade with. Encroaching on the real-estate of a far less advanced society which really doesn't have anything to offer you in trade makes me suspicious. Mineral or elemental resources shouldn't be a problem for such an advanced civilization, seeing as, again there should be a nearly infinite number of uninhabited systems to mine. Leaving only animal (including us) resources to be of interest to them. The big question is what are their interests in those animals since they are likely the only thing truly unique about our system.

We couldn't do a thing about it, so its all irrelevant. All we can do is hope for the best and prepare for the worst, although again there wouldn't be much we could do.
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 9:15:02 AM EDT
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My question is: What's in it for the globalists? Surely, they aren't going along without personally profiting.


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They think the aliens will spare them if they make you take a shot that allows the aliens to breed with you.

Link Posted: 5/28/2021 9:16:38 AM EDT
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Passive aggressive.
This is OUR system.
Wipe them out.
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 9:22:55 AM EDT
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Or a race of CatBoys. Either way it would be a big help to humanity.
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I'm so glad I married you
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 9:27:13 AM EDT
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Fine with me.  They have to take the lefties and never Trumps with them.
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 10:08:28 AM EDT
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Do they have three boobs?

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How many boobs does a snake or alligator have?
Never seen a reptile with boobs.   So enjoy you reptilian sex

Maybe they will be spider like, like the ancient aliens on Babylon 5?   If that’s the case they will eat you after sex, leaving you a hollowed out husk wrapped up in a web.
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 10:09:52 AM EDT
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Can we send Nancy Pelosi with them?
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Why stop with her?
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 10:16:23 AM EDT
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"They took ur jerbs!"
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Do they have backstraps and are they any good?
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Link Posted: 5/28/2021 10:22:42 AM EDT
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Honestly I'd be disappointed in our species for not getting our collective asses in gear to get out there as well.

Who am I kidding?

I am disappointed.
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this
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 10:23:47 AM EDT
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So where is the ticketing counter so I can get passage off this rock?
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 10:27:45 AM EDT
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I already bought the rights to tentaclehub.com
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 10:33:39 AM EDT
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Do they have three boobs?

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Yes
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 10:35:05 AM EDT
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Can I visit?  How's the food?  Do they allow foreigners into their education system?
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 10:36:41 AM EDT
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Unless it's giant bugs hurling fireballs at us.....
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Link Posted: 5/28/2021 11:03:09 AM EDT
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That's been a speculative theme.  Different species overlapping into the same space.

A big question is would they be colonizing something we had no interest in (eg not o2 breathers), or would we actually be in competition with them?

If they were peaceful, I guess the question is could we stay that way and keep from poking the bear?  Track record, not so good.
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 11:05:31 AM EDT
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China has already claimed Mars as part of their South China Sea territory, so the aliens can have fun fighting the commies
Link Posted: 5/28/2021 11:07:27 AM EDT
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As long as they don't vote democrat...
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