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GA, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:19:16 AM EDT
Ok backstory. I'm a 67 year old lesbian that was in a long term relationship, got gay married, retired, then got gay divorced.
So out of curiosity, I decided to make a Facebook dating profile. I was mainly just interested in having lunch with people and chatting, I didn't have high expectations. There are weirdos that aren't who they say, pretty easy to spot. There was a lady that works part time as a medical courier and comes to town occasionally. Perfect. She came to town awhile back to meet friends at a local gay bar, I actually don't go to gay bars. I was going to go meet though but there was flooding so I was spared. She seems nice though and never once has mentioned politics. There is another one that also seems nice, lives further away, we video chatted a couple times. She kind of talks about politics. I didn't take the bait, she didn't react even though she seemed to come to the correct conclusions about my point of views. Lady #3 "liked" my profile awhile back, we started chatting. I was kind of taken aback because she is 74, and to be honest, could pass for 84. But she is very interesting and kind of like granny clampett. So we met,she comes here for doctor appointments. She retired at 70, had a couple strokes and a stint with cancer. So I expected a feeble old woman. That was very far from the truth. She's a tiny woman and the parts under clothes do not seem like 74. I was not expecting that. I was not expecting a lot of things. I was wrong about so many things. Of course I can't talk about any of this in real life so I came here. This thread is sure to become a shit storm but that's ok, at least it's not a trump thread. I was all up in those granny panties and there is bound to be curiosities so this is your chance to find out what you were wondering about. At least until I get up to have another cup of coffee (with beans I roast myself) |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:20:06 AM EDT
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Dear Penthouse...
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WI, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:20:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:21:22 AM EDT
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TX, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:22:34 AM EDT
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Are you hella butch?
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PA, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:22:50 AM EDT
[#5]
What is the height of the optic on your carbine?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:22:55 AM EDT
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In for the LOL's.
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:23:10 AM EDT
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Welllll......
This is GD 
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:23:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Dru]
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: I was all up in those granny panties  Attached FileGo on..... Continue! |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:23:57 AM EDT
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No question here but congrats. I've heard love life after divorce can be difficult, even more so later in life. So hats off to you and enjoy it. No snarky immature comments from me (for this topic at least lol).
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:24:17 AM EDT
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Huh, I thought you were a dude named Mac or some shit.
Anyway carry on. I believe I have all the info I need. Perhaps more than that actually. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:24:37 AM EDT
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Were there any cob webs down there?
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USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:24:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:25:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: Huh, I thought you were a dude named Mac or some shit. Anyway carry on. I believe I have all the info I need. Perhaps more than that actually. Nah I figured she was a woman, but I'm always surprised at the average age on here. I forget about that a lot. Forums > Facebook groups or discord groups |
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UT, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:25:53 AM EDT
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 No questions here; I just wish to thank you for your courage in starting what will surely be an epic thread (if it doesn't get locked, first).  Actually, there is one: What, in your estimation, is the percentage of weirdos on lesbian dating sites? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:26:01 AM EDT
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Is gay divorce gayer than regular divorce?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:26:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: DKUltra]
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:26:08 AM EDT
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So did you clear the cob webs and huaktua that damn thing ?
What does granny pussy taste like ? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:26:08 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By gitarmac:I was all up in those granny panties and there is bound to be curiosities so this is your chance to find out what you were wondering about. At least until I get up to have another cup of coffee (with beans I roast myself)  So who made the first move?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:26:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: stillerfan]
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:26:30 AM EDT
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can you still scissor?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:26:47 AM EDT
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I'm sitting in my tree stand rapidly refreshing this
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:27:00 AM EDT
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Forester or Crosstrek?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:27:04 AM EDT
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How long did it take to recover from knee surgery?
Is the pain completely gone? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:27:19 AM EDT
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GA, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:27:36 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By SubSonic1836: Are you hella butch? I don't think so. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:27:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: BoRdErBaCoN]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DrKlahn: ... What does granny pussy taste like ? Eh... Depends...
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:27:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GiggleSmith: Welllll...... This is GD GD = Geriatric Dildoes on Sundays, apparently. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:27:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HappyCamel: Is gay divorce gayer than regular divorce? By definition, yes. Lol |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:28:02 AM EDT
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If you find someone who treats you well, cares about you, and has your back in a crisis, you’ve done well.
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KS, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:28:27 AM EDT
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GA, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:28:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dustinf: What is the height of the optic on your carbine? I have an eotech on the bushmaster also buis, I think from troy, and no options on my A2 |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:28:58 AM EDT
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 Rated Troll |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:29:28 AM EDT
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GA, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:29:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: Huh, I thought you were a dude named Mac or some shit. Anyway carry on. I believe I have all the info I need. Perhaps more than that actually. Mac is my initials and I use to play the guitar. I hate my stupid screen name but it could be worse. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:29:50 AM EDT
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Is she rich?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:29:58 AM EDT
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I fucking love this place
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:30:22 AM EDT
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Fucking gross, imagining old people getting it on, even grosser to come on a gun forum and post about it.
OK OP I am happy for you that you found some one to get your rocks off. Just fucking weird. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:30:24 AM EDT
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You seem OK so you're OK by me. Your private life is your concern.
And us ancient people aren't too decrepit to get some once in a while. 
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GA, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:30:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Are-O-Be: Were there any cob webs down there? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:30:42 AM EDT
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Is it true what they say about older women, hmmmmm…. Hmmmmm?
Do they really get decreased rates on car insurance? Do you smell moth balls when you open her closet? What do they REALLY do at that senior center? Are they still catty and spread rumors about the other bitties? How often do they lose their teeth? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:31:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: Aha, now we're getting down to business. No cobwebs, no old people smell. Also no hair. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By Are-O-Be: Were there any cob webs down there? Shaved, or did it just fall out? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:31:36 AM EDT
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Granny cooch lickers and the night brigade.
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:33:00 AM EDT
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Does she still squirt, or is it more of a dry cough?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:33:03 AM EDT
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Imagine old lesbians.
They must love the taste of vitamins, diabetes, and UTI. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:33:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: Aha, now we're getting down to business. No cobwebs, no old people smell. Also no hair. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By Are-O-Be: Were there any cob webs down there? All replaced by wrinkles! The little man in the boat is now lost forever in waves of old wrinkly flesh. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:33:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: Aha, now we're getting down to business. No cobwebs, no old people smell. Also no hair. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By Are-O-Be: Were there any cob webs down there? Did she get............... moist? 
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TX, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:33:26 AM EDT
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I am an alcoholic Lesbian trapped in a man's body. If it works for you it's nobody else's business, go for it!
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:34:09 AM EDT
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Your previous avatar was Danielle Rousseau
(Mira Furlan) from the LOST tv series, correct? |
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KY, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:34:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 18B30: If you find someone who treats you well, cares about you, and has your back in a crisis, you’ve done well. The older I get the more I agree with this. Had a conversation with an older friend yesterday about a mutual acquaintance that happens to be gay. My old friend is just disgusted by it and can't deal with it. Personally I just don't care who someone sleeps with. Leave the kids and family dog out of the bedroom is all I ask. |
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GA, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:34:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GarandM1: No questions here; I just wish to thank you for your courage in starting what will surely be an epic thread (if it doesn't get locked, first). Actually, there is one: What, in your estimation, is the percentage of weirdos on lesbian dating sites? The weirdos I mentioned were the ones that weren't lesbians at all, probably not even women. But for an identity group that likes to pride themselves on "diversity", they are not diverse at all. They are conformists. They are carbon copies of whatever the handbook says they should be. They can't have an original though, without consulting the handbook to see if they are allowed to have that though. This is where granny clampett comes in. I don't think she is even aware of any of that. She was involved with a lady for 30 years until that lady died. She is what I typically call "normal" |
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