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Jimmmy1111 Joined Sep 2005 Posts 4681 EE 100% (7) MD, USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 8:43:20 AM EST [#1] Attached File

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 32297 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 8:47:12 AM EST [#2] . .
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

ctfish15 Joined Mar 2015 Posts 3674 EE 100% (46) PA, USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 9:26:29 AM EST [#3]

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 32298 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 10:32:07 AM EST [#4] .
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 28477 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 12:09:45 PM EST [#5] “Alexa, why should I vote for Donald Trump?” ALEXA: I cannot provide content that promotes a specific political party or a specific candidate UNLESS IT’S KAMALA HARRIS?? LISTEN & SHARE \uD83D\uDEA8\uD83D\uDC47\uD83C\uDFFC pic.twitter.com/UlDSsGBFJY — TONY™ (@TONYxTWO) September 3, 2024

DrywellDweller Member Joined Mar 2016 Posts 6675 EE 100% (111) NJ, USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 12:42:35 PM EST [#6] Attached File Attached File Attached File

BB868 Joined Aug 2006 Posts 4443 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 3:37:45 PM EST [#7] Failed To Load Title https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXvetnq2IjU Kamala Harris WHIPS OUT FAKE Black Accent At Labor Day Rally As Joe Biden DETERIORATES On Stage! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shM9hOqzftE

wildearp

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Posted: 9/3/2024 4:06:32 PM EST

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Originally Posted By BB868:

Tell me you never spent time around black people talking, without telling me you never spent time around black people talking.

A personal fav- "She got her hair did".

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It is ghetto speak. It crosses races. You can tell when uneducated white people were raised in the ghetto.

I was raised on the wrong side of the tracks and near the projects. I never picked up the lingitty.

I do ask my wife if she just got her hairs did. (hair is plural, you can see that I am an educated man)

Preferred pronoun: MARINE

Backscatter Member Joined Dec 2011 Posts 781 EE 0% (0) CA, USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 5:23:04 PM EST [#9] Oh no, she di'int \uD83E\uDD23\uD83E\uDD23\uD83E\uDD23\uD83E\uDD23 pic.twitter.com/kuWeVG79D7 Captain Sou (@SouSanDiego) September 3, 2024

sixnine

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Posted: 9/3/2024 5:32:58 PM EST

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Originally Posted By RSG:

“Alexa, why should I vote for Donald Trump?”

ALEXA: I cannot provide content that promotes a specific political party or a specific candidate

UNLESS IT’S KAMALA HARRIS??

LISTEN & SHARE \uD83D\uDEA8\uD83D\uDC47\uD83C\uDFFC pic.twitter.com/UlDSsGBFJY
— TONY™ (@TONYxTWO) September 3, 2024

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Tried it and got the same answer for both.

BB868

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Posted: 9/3/2024 6:19:51 PM EST

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Originally Posted By sixnine:
Tried it and got the same answer for both.

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Originally Posted By RSG:

“Alexa, why should I vote for Donald Trump?”

ALEXA: I cannot provide content that promotes a specific political party or a specific candidate

UNLESS IT’S KAMALA HARRIS??

LISTEN & SHARE \uD83D\uDEA8\uD83D\uDC47\uD83C\uDFFC pic.twitter.com/UlDSsGBFJY
— TONY™ (@TONYxTWO) September 3, 2024

Tried it and got the same answer for both.

Alexa REFUSES to ENDORSE Donald Trump BUT, WILL ENDORSE Kamala Harris - REACTION!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHwFbGepvIg

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 28478 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 7:47:27 PM EST [#12]

Shazbat Joined Jan 2001 Posts 9585 EE 0% (0) NH, USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 7:55:04 PM EST [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GWkRrTiW0AE-QpA?format=jpg&name=small View Quote Is “facism” his pet word for pallets of potato chips?

colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 51387 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 7:56:39 PM EST [Last Edit: colklink] [#14] Quote History Originally Posted By Shazbat: Is “facism” his pet word for pallets of potato chips? View Quote Snort
	A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!

DrywellDweller Member Joined Mar 2016 Posts 6676 EE 100% (111) NJ, USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 8:00:22 PM EST [#15] Attached File

FreefallRet Member Joined Mar 2002 Posts 77576 EE 100% (185) NC, USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 8:03:15 PM EST [#16] Quote History Originally Posted By BB868: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHwFbGepvIg View Quote I would start making videos of this, then smash Alexia on the video. Call it smash your Alexia for Donald Trump.

rbb2 Member Joined Jan 2013 Posts 16197 EE 100% (7) IA, USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 8:07:08 PM EST [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: View Quote The guy's an unabashed commie. Writes some great books, eventually, but a fucking commie nevertheless.

Poppaduc Member Joined Sep 2020 Posts 493 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 8:13:10 PM EST [#18]

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 25028 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 9:06:41 PM EST [#19] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 40033 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 9:36:01 PM EST [#20] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 40034 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 9:36:31 PM EST [#21] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

bodybagger Member Joined Nov 2007 Posts 16434 EE 100% (15) TN, USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 10:07:48 PM EST [#22] Quote History Originally Posted By DrywellDweller: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/445620/Screen_Shot_2024-09-03_at_8_39_33_PM_png-3312649.JPG View Quote ⁷
	I think one of the major problems with America today is not enough families sit down to a big plate of squirrels momma just fried up.

DrywellDweller Member Joined Mar 2016 Posts 6677 EE 100% (111) NJ, USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 10:31:06 PM EST [#23] Attached File Attached File

mPisi

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Posted: 9/3/2024 10:34:17 PM EST

[#24]

Ugh video

when i see videos like this, it occurs to me that a non insignificant number of americans would probably rather die in battle than be ruled over by these types of people, and for that reason, the coming years may potentially become very interesting pic.twitter.com/tXPsgOxd8T
doomer (@uncledoomer) September 2, 2024

Haha video

German greens after loosing badly, not even making it into the parliament

pic.twitter.com/JootEzyeG9
Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) September 2, 2024

It was an observation that real leaders have to be responsible, in fact *completely responsible*, for outcomes.

This is something the West has tried to diffuse and ignore through democracy, bureaucracy, a slide into collectivist and rather Eastern “group oriented” mores, etc. https://t.co/WioznouxfE
— ib (@Indian_Bronson) September 3, 2024

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“We don’t put them in jail to punish them. We put them in jail to get them off the streets.”

“Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen.”

Nice to see old ideas making a comeback. pic.twitter.com/R1UxG6NKZ5
Dago Supremacy (@DagoSupremacy) September 3, 2024

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"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

RSG

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Posted: 9/3/2024 10:54:04 PM EST

[#25]

\uD83D\uDEA8 ALARMING: Brian Krassenstein, clearly throwing a tantrum, complains in a Space about his inability to censor and remove my thread exposing their questionable p0rn domain purchases.

Why are they trying so hard to shut this down? pic.twitter.com/X5WmCEC8BK
Dr. Simon Goddek (@goddeketal) September 4, 2024

I didn’t know he sounds like this.

Does he have some kind of condition?
Petey B (@realpeteyb123) September 4, 2024

His voice is the official sound used to calibrate gaydars worldwide.
Sir Mac N Cheese (@WEFcorp) September 4, 2024

mPisi

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Posted: 9/3/2024 11:51:04 PM EST

[#26]

If you keep your exact lifestyle the same and just lose weight via a pharmaceutical intervention, it magically reduces your mortality despite the weight loss not coming with any of the exercise benefits that it normally would

Whoops! Turns out obesity is bad for you!
Swann Marcus (@SwannMarcus89) September 3, 2024

Republicans want you to believe that surviving an assassination attempt takes courage

But true courage is staring an insurrectionist ex-president in the face after he mispronounces your name, and telling him, "I'm speaking." pic.twitter.com/EcSkxk9Vcq
Michael Malice (@michaelmalice) September 2, 2024

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"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 11006 EE 100% (269) TX, USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 11:56:31 PM EST [#27] Attached File
	"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6 "On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

Fulcrum-5 Member Joined Nov 2014 Posts 17050 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 9/3/2024 11:58:20 PM EST [#28] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GWkRrTiW0AE-QpA?format=jpg&name=small View Quote Yeah, I'm sure the $60 Million (a figure which was from 2020, and probably doesn't account for what he got for HoTD) of HBO Money is just wearing on his soul. Poor fella.

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 32302 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 9/4/2024 6:11:04 AM EST [#29] . .
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

ctfish15 Joined Mar 2015 Posts 3676 EE 100% (46) PA, USA	Posted: 9/4/2024 6:29:05 AM EST [#30] Quote History Originally Posted By kar98k: . https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GWhv0smXsAA3Sli.jpg . View Quote Dank

Jabroni45 Joined Jan 2021 Posts 1086 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/4/2024 6:38:00 AM EST [#31]

Merlin Member Joined Feb 2001 Posts 41401 EE 100% (4) TN, USA	Posted: 9/4/2024 9:06:32 AM EST [#32] Quote History Originally Posted By Jabroni45: https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/458162108_10230671407742752_400386020860838398_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=bd9a62&_nc_ohc=2DbESCkNupgQ7kNvgEAvxt5&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.xx&oh=00_AYBOuWfdb3ECIy3TEcsrODWjGThtKr_9XvXcU4rnjr_jPw&oe=66DE1E1E View Quote
	I'm not Retired, I'm a Professional Grandpa!

bodybagger Member Joined Nov 2007 Posts 16435 EE 100% (15) TN, USA	Posted: 9/4/2024 9:40:21 AM EST [#33] Quote History Originally Posted By Merlin: View Quote
	I think one of the major problems with America today is not enough families sit down to a big plate of squirrels momma just fried up.

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 32303 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 9/4/2024 10:41:19 AM EST [#34] . .
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

Chris_in_TX Joined May 2001 Posts 10612 EE 0% (0) UT, USA	Posted: 9/4/2024 11:35:51 AM EST [Last Edit: Chris_in_TX] [#35] https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F1q830huobsmd1.jpeg

zaskar017 Joined Jun 2007 Posts 34681 EE 100% (91) FL, USA	Posted: 9/4/2024 11:49:11 AM EST [#36] Quote History Originally Posted By Chris_in_TX: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F1q830huobsmd1.jpeg https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F1q830huobsmd1.jpeg View Quote

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 28483 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 9/4/2024 11:59:00 AM EST [#37] OMG, look at that soy boy white dude for Kamala taking a run at a Trump supporter \uD83E\uDD23\uD83E\uDD23\uD83E\uDD23 pic.twitter.com/VtZnczD57l Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) September 3, 2024

DrywellDweller Member Joined Mar 2016 Posts 6678 EE 100% (111) NJ, USA	Posted: 9/4/2024 12:15:30 PM EST [#38] Attached File

Mblades Joined May 2011 Posts 14138 EE 99% (115) OR, USA	Posted: 9/4/2024 12:17:10 PM EST [#39] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: OMG, look at that soy boy white dude for Kamala taking a run at a Trump supporter \uD83E\uDD23\uD83E\uDD23\uD83E\uDD23 pic.twitter.com/VtZnczD57l Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) September 3, 2024 View Quote “You look like Thomas Crooks”

Im_Awake Member Joined Sep 2021 Posts 3278 EE 0% (0) OR, USA	Posted: 9/4/2024 12:18:32 PM EST [#40] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: OMG, look at that soy boy white dude for Kamala taking a run at a Trump supporter \uD83E\uDD23\uD83E\uDD23\uD83E\uDD23 pic.twitter.com/VtZnczD57l Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) September 3, 2024 View Quote Mental patient
	I'm a good listener

Kanati

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Posted: 9/4/2024 12:24:36 PM EST

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Mental patient

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Originally Posted By RSG:

OMG, look at that soy boy white dude for Kamala taking a run at a Trump supporter \uD83E\uDD23\uD83E\uDD23\uD83E\uDD23 pic.twitter.com/VtZnczD57l
Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) September 3, 2024

Mental patient

We don't have those anymore. We just call them voters now.

Cpt_Kirks pull my finger Joined Oct 2004 Posts 55708 EE 100% (1) AL, USA	Posted: 9/4/2024 12:27:01 PM EST [#42] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: OMG, look at that soy boy white dude for Kamala taking a run at a Trump supporter \uD83E\uDD23\uD83E\uDD23\uD83E\uDD23 pic.twitter.com/VtZnczD57l Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) September 3, 2024 View Quote Soy boy would have been pulling that flagstaff out of his ass. Which he would ENJOY.
	"Everything woke turns to shit" - Donald J. Trump FUCK JOE BIDEN!

TheOtherDave Member Joined Jan 2004 Posts 49055 EE 100% (9) MI, USA	Posted: 9/4/2024 12:50:46 PM EST [Last Edit: TheOtherDave] [#43] Quote History Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks: Roll it in flour and look for a wet spot. View Quote Nah-flip thru the folds til you smell shit and then go back one.
	Never make another person a priority when they merely see you as an option... "Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs."

zaskar017 Joined Jun 2007 Posts 34685 EE 100% (91) FL, USA	Posted: 9/4/2024 1:03:16 PM EST [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By TheOtherDave: Nah-flip thru the folds til you smell shit and then go back one. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By TheOtherDave: Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks: Roll it in flour and look for a wet spot. Nah-flip thru the folds til you smell shit and then go back one.

Lawless_Flogic

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Posted: 9/4/2024 1:34:51 PM EST

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Originally Posted By RSG:

“Alexa, why should I vote for Donald Trump?”

ALEXA: I cannot provide content that promotes a specific political party or a specific candidate

UNLESS IT’S KAMALA HARRIS??

LISTEN & SHARE \uD83D\uDEA8\uD83D\uDC47\uD83C\uDFFC pic.twitter.com/UlDSsGBFJY
— TONY™ (@TONYxTWO) September 3, 2024

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Which is ridiculous, of course. The correct response is, If you're asking Alexa who you should vote for, please don't vote".

JA_Magnum Pretty good Joined Jan 2008 Posts 13169 EE 100% (2) ID, USA	Posted: 9/4/2024 1:42:04 PM EST [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By Jabroni45: https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/458162108_10230671407742752_400386020860838398_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=bd9a62&_nc_ohc=2DbESCkNupgQ7kNvgEAvxt5&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.xx&oh=00_AYBOuWfdb3ECIy3TEcsrODWjGThtKr_9XvXcU4rnjr_jPw&oe=66DE1E1E View Quote I got a bit choked up.
	"A rabbit isn’t virtuous, it just can’t do anything except get eaten! That’s not virtuous. If you’re a monster, and you don’t act monstrously, then you’re virtuous." Jordan Peterson

NY12ga

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Posted: 9/4/2024 1:52:36 PM EST

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Mental patient

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OMG, look at that soy boy white dude for Kamala taking a run at a Trump supporter \uD83E\uDD23\uD83E\uDD23\uD83E\uDD23 pic.twitter.com/VtZnczD57l
Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) September 3, 2024

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"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it."
-Mark Twain

mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 11009 EE 100% (269) TX, USA	Posted: 9/4/2024 1:53:17 PM EST [#48] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: OMG, look at that soy boy white dude for Kamala taking a run at a Trump supporter \uD83E\uDD23\uD83E\uDD23\uD83E\uDD23 pic.twitter.com/VtZnczD57l Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) September 3, 2024 View Quote Not really necessary but would have been funny Attached File
	"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6 "On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

Gingerbreadman Just some guy. Joined Jan 2008 Posts 15304 EE 100% (1) MN, USA	Posted: 9/4/2024 1:57:14 PM EST [#49] Quote History Originally Posted By Jabroni45: https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/458162108_10230671407742752_400386020860838398_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=bd9a62&_nc_ohc=2DbESCkNupgQ7kNvgEAvxt5&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.xx&oh=00_AYBOuWfdb3ECIy3TEcsrODWjGThtKr_9XvXcU4rnjr_jPw&oe=66DE1E1E View Quote Yup.
	The government is just a corporation with a monopoly on violence.

Cameano Member Joined Nov 2012 Posts 876 EE 100% (1) NV, USA	Posted: 9/4/2024 2:01:32 PM EST [#50] Saw this today in Geneva, Switzerland. Told wife "hey look, it's Tim Walz and his date!" Attached File
	We can do this right, or we can do it right now.