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Posted: 12/8/2016 7:52:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/8/2016 7:53:05 PM EDT
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I've never had a floppy Glock Quote HistoryQuoted:
I've never had a floppy Glock Have you ever had a Glock block? 
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Posted: 12/8/2016 7:53:53 PM EDT
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I've never had a floppy Glock Would these help my floppy glock? Asking for a friend, of course.
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Posted: 12/8/2016 7:54:35 PM EDT
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You really showed her. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 7:57:18 PM EDT
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I need a blowout kit for the next time I eat at Ryan's Steakhouse. This! |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 7:57:56 PM EDT
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And here I was thinking that a blowout kit was a G26 in an ankle holster with a spare mag just in case the zombies come and you just so happen to be blowing it out and can't move.
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Posted: 12/8/2016 7:59:07 PM EDT
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Would these help my floppy glock? Asking for a friend, of course.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/01Y4no6dCYs/maxresdefault.jpg Does that come in a sample pack? Will it make my G20 SF a regular G20? (By G20 I mean 43 of course) |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:00:35 PM EDT
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try the MO hometown page.  We ran the Arkansans off. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:01:17 PM EDT
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Has the OP come back? Or did he just flop his cock and leave?
We need a cock flopping smiley( COC compliant of course). |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:05:41 PM EDT
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I thought we were going to hear about you plugging your cousin or some such....I am disappoint. Well, OP is from Ohio, which is almost West Virginia. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:06:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:07:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:07:26 PM EDT
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Where did you get that story OP, some tier 1 airsofter blog site ???
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:07:40 PM EDT
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Can you describe this blow out kit for us lay people? Hemostat agent, chest seal, TQ x2, pressure dressing, triangle bandage. I can use the gun for making A bad guy bleed, what's going to happen if I am bleeding? |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:08:03 PM EDT
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Has the OP come back? Or did he just flop his cock and leave? We need a cock flopping smiley( COC compliant of course).
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:08:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOh, man. I think I owned that shirt back in high school. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:08:24 PM EDT
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if your glock stays hard for more than 4 hours do you seek medical attention?
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:08:43 PM EDT
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What do you do that requires all of that? Just a regular guy that trains a bit. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:10:42 PM EDT
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I came here for incestual relations, and was very much disappointed. 
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:11:00 PM EDT
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All I got from the op is he acts like a douche bag and carries a bunch of shit on him everywhere while acting like a douche bag. Jesus.. Man, you must know me. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:11:18 PM EDT
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Just a regular guy that trains a bit. Lol |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:14:15 PM EDT
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I just wear tourniquets prepositioned on each limb. It's quieter and faster than a velcro blow out kit but a little more awkward when trying to dramatically flop cock on a family member. That's genius. I've been trying to figure out how to more quietly flop cock for years now. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:15:35 PM EDT
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Jealousy loves company I suppose. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:15:49 PM EDT
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Does that come in a sample pack? Will it make my G20 SF a regular G20? (By G20 I mean 43 of course) Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Would these help my floppy glock? Asking for a friend, of course.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/01Y4no6dCYs/maxresdefault.jpg Does that come in a sample pack? Will it make my G20 SF a regular G20? (By G20 I mean 43 of course) Call the company and ask? Cheap way to geta glock 17L cheaply
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:16:09 PM EDT
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What do you do that requires all of that? Being an adult? |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:16:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThis had me ROLLING!! Have no idea why... called my son over... he looked at it and started rolling. 
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:16:59 PM EDT
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lol
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:17:08 PM EDT
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Kinda what I got as well. Everyone I've known from the military to the real world who carries that much shit on them everyday usually lacks skill for social interaction and sit alone in their rooms at night covered in peanut butter watching post apocalyptic movies just waiting to fo. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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All I got from the op is he acts like a douche bag and carries a bunch of shit on him everywhere while acting like a douche bag. Jesus.. Kinda what I got as well. Everyone I've known from the military to the real world who carries that much shit on them everyday usually lacks skill for social interaction and sit alone in their rooms at night covered in peanut butter watching post apocalyptic movies just waiting to fo. I do like peanut butter, but today I was not alone in my room. I was giving a presentation to my Board of Directors about how I can add $2 million of business to my region. Knocked it out of the park. Now, where is that peanut butter sandwich? |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:19:42 PM EDT
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What is a blow out kit? From what I read, Sounds like a leg bag for diarrhea |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:20:39 PM EDT
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I do like peanut butter, but today I was not alone in my room. I was giving a presentation to my Board of Directors about how I can add $2 million of business to my region. Knocked it out of the park. Now, where is that peanut butter sandwich? Did you flop your cock on them too ? Or maybe it was the blowout kit that did it ? |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:21:22 PM EDT
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In on 1 for this wincest thread. FUCKIN A!!!!!!!!! Take that cunthurt else where. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:22:49 PM EDT
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That sounds so HAM.
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:23:43 PM EDT
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Cock flopping is something new, that millennial's do?  Gen Y here, home slice. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:24:04 PM EDT
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Is flopping cock the new thing bros do? Did rolling coal get old?
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:24:43 PM EDT
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If you're still wearing the Hillary shirt and you're going to visit kinfolks, why wouldn't you think it might stir up shit? Yep. She's an asshole. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:24:44 PM EDT
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Hemostat agent, chest seal, TQ x2, pressure dressing, triangle bandage. I can use the gun for making A bad guy bleed, what's going to happen if I am bleeding? You clearly have a flaw in your reverse planning sequence. Start over at the point where all tangos are neutralized and the area is secure. Work backwards to the action point where you have delineated a step where you are bleeding. Remove that action point and reallocate your time. I think you will find that this will yield a more positive outcome. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:26:10 PM EDT
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Being an adult? He is adulting 
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:26:51 PM EDT
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Well, lets not get too critical of the guy. He was a douche with his family, but he doesn't really carry too much Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yeah, I had to Google that, too, and that was what I figured he meant... Man, some people here carry a lot of shit with them! Well, lets not get too critical of the guy. He was a douche with his family, but he doesn't really carry too much I appreciate your perspective, BP. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:27:12 PM EDT
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I almost paged Chase45 when I read the thread title. Just goes to show you ya gotta read the text before you go off half cocked.
TC |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:28:37 PM EDT
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I appreciate your perspective, BP. Don't let the haters get you down man 
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:30:34 PM EDT
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It's that or OP is a pretty odd guy. I'm all about guns and have several blowout kits but I'd still give OP a sideways look if he started unstrapping his ankle mounted blowout kit. Unless he is some sort of "Tier 1 badass" that gets in firefights on regular basis but I sense that is not the case here. I keep a pressure dressing and a tourniquet along with some other first aid items in my vehicle. I keep a proper "blowout kit" with a better tourniquet, multiple dressing, chest seals, etc in my range box. But I don't walk out my front door like I'm expecting an IED to take both my legs off. Free country and all that but all the EDC stuff seems pure Walter Mitty. If the OP is ever around when a mall gets shot up or something he will have proved me wrong, but until then don't expect people not to look at you funny when you are all tactical in a very non tactical situation. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Or the entire story is made up. It's that or OP is a pretty odd guy. I'm all about guns and have several blowout kits but I'd still give OP a sideways look if he started unstrapping his ankle mounted blowout kit. Unless he is some sort of "Tier 1 badass" that gets in firefights on regular basis but I sense that is not the case here. I keep a pressure dressing and a tourniquet along with some other first aid items in my vehicle. I keep a proper "blowout kit" with a better tourniquet, multiple dressing, chest seals, etc in my range box. But I don't walk out my front door like I'm expecting an IED to take both my legs off. Free country and all that but all the EDC stuff seems pure Walter Mitty. If the OP is ever around when a mall gets shot up or something he will have proved me wrong, but until then don't expect people not to look at you funny when you are all tactical in a very non tactical situation. When you're bleeding heavily, you got seconds to get it hemmed up. Keep your shit in the vehicle, I'll keep mine with me. No sweat bro. Not "tier 1" or any of that shit, just a dude. My job does take me to some shady places, full of Somalis and fuck wads of the likes. Hope in one hand, prepare in the other |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:30:46 PM EDT
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What is a blow out kit? Knee pads and a moist towel? |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:32:17 PM EDT
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I wish OP would come back to tell us how he thought this thread was going to turn out. Sadly, I think he got called out to a top secret mission, he's had to go dark. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I wish I could go back in time to see how OP thought this thread was going to turn out. I wish OP would come back to tell us how he thought this thread was going to turn out. Sadly, I think he got called out to a top secret mission, he's had to go dark. Just home. taking care of a screaming 8 month old. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:33:37 PM EDT
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Just home. taking care of a screaming 8 month old. and now its going to get locked |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:35:06 PM EDT
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Why do you carry all that shit? Because. Do you not? Why did you allow a libtard in your home? Family gathering Why do you think we care that a libtard was upset about your antics? I don't care what GD thinks at all. I just figured I was in good company since we're all retards. And finally why do you think we care about your antics? Mixed those up. She left promptly. Nobody really said anything about it. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:35:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI'm a Buckeye, bro. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:37:00 PM EDT
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and now its going to get locked
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:37:38 PM EDT
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Maybe he meant flopped Glock. Like he flopped Glock onto the mantle. No, it was supposed to be cock. Thanks for the benefit of the doubt though. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:40:48 PM EDT
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Its always a good day when you make a liberal's head spin. Nice work. That was my intention. Thanks man. My typical day's end is me coming home and putting all my shit in the safe. Rarely do I draw attention to it. But I couldn't resist this time. I got my message across and didn't even have to open my mouth. I have 3 older brothers and when we would go out people would always try to start shit since they are kind of jacked. Dudes think it's cool to challenge them or some shit. My oldest brother would rarely have to throw a punch. Typically drunk assholes would end up apologizing to him. He would always say that having someone kiss your ass is much better than having to kick their ass. |
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Posted: 12/8/2016 8:41:46 PM EDT
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Upon solemn reflection, I'm not sure if I'm more disappointed by the fact that a thread with "flopped some cock on a family member" in the title doesn't have any cock in it or the fact that I opened a thread with this title expecting tales of cock flopping.
Fuck. 
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