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He hasn't mentioned (yet):
Chimps
DMT
Chimps on DMT
Chimps in the DMT realm

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Just because you lag behind in the pop culture department doesn't make him anything lmao

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I generally say violence isn't the way adults solve their problems but in this case...He was using violence on others, I can't find it in me to care. He deserved it.

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Should have punched the buddy too.

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*send carriejune my way*
https://i.imgur.com/GgHWcs0.jpeg

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It’s just fun… it’s a Safeway Pack’n Save with an attached Starbucks some where in California. I think east bay, but could be Sac. The blue trash bins will give away the city.

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The man has "double-shock powa"

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The man has "double-shock powa"

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You do realize that lots of the west coast shitholes all sorta look the same right? I know exactly where the location is, it's not in CA. I wouldnt be there at night without a firearm, but thats only 'cause it's a shithole and full of retards with nothing to lose besides their lives.

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@FightingHellfish

i love you, man.

back to the topic at hand:  OP has the sort of skills that can't be taught, only acquired.  men like the OP are fighters, killers, armies of one.  got dayum zoomer brocolli heads uriante on OP at their peril.

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That's one theory, but let me ask you this: you ever see that old British TV show called Sharpe's Rifles?

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You were justified, OP. The kids were committing assault with a biohazard.

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And then everyone clapped?

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You shouldn't 'snap', that's an unstable person.

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Squatdog, squatdog, squat diggidy dog  

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And then everyone clapped?

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Ticker tape parade tomorrow.

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Hell yes, very good reply to what that ass did.
I might have thrown his ass off the balcony.

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hell, i like OP.

he can come over to my tent and fuck my sister.

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I missed it.  Was it ever confirmed to be actual piss?  Not that it makes much difference.

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i'd eat a hot dog that Hope Solo pissed on.

sayin'.

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OP wasn't a bitch and is confused

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OP’s story is probably a fictional tale.

Real or imagined, it’s still a post admitting to a crime, which one would think is a CoC. I’m surprised it hasn’t been locked.

Anyhow, the broccoli haircut…y’all realize almost all these white boys are getting perms for that look.

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Enjoy your assault charge.

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my buddy says:  OP is lucky he didn't get taken out by dude's buddy.

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I'm with the OP on this one, I hope that I would've done the same and I whole heartily believe more people need to get punched in the face for their BS.

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Very stable to pee on people and just be told “dont do that”.

If i piss on you, what you going to do?

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A friend and I were out in the city and enjoying a street dog (hot dog vendor) as the bars were closing.

As we're standing near the corner of a sidewalk, I see a group of girls nearby mentioning mention "it's starting to rain."

It was a clear night but I could see it drizzling too.  

I look up and realize it's someone either tossing liquid or pissing off an upstairs area onto the crowds below.

We were near the entrance to a grocery store that had a stairway leading to an upstairs parking lot with more businesses.

Something snapped in me and I ran up the stairs trying to figure out if if this was accidental or just a jackass.

I usually ignore this stuff but this was disgusting.

I see two younger guys by the railing, just laughing. Both with that horrible haircut that looks like a head of broccoli.

I ask "Seriously dude, there is people walking below, go piss in some alley."

I don't remember his exact reply but it was like "Nah, this is a good spot" or "I'm good," just something smartass.

It's been 20 years since I've hit someone. I'm not a violent person and never go looking for fights but something snapped inside.

Ended up cracking him in the nose. Just a quick cross punch.

I could tell it was one of those types that has never faced consequences like that Mike Tyson quote.

I didn't wind up or anything but connected solidly.

His knees buckled and his friend caught him holding him up to make sure he didn't fall. Friend actually looked at me like deer in the headlights.

I turned around, walked down the stairs, and my friend and I just blended into the crowds walking below.


Had breakfast this morning and noticed a few marks on my knuckles but didn't mess up my hand.

Just one of those deals where I didn't even think of it. Like a switch got flipped.

Friend asked me what happened and I lied saying it was a sprinkler for plants.


Feel a little weird about this one. I'm the type that will almost always walk away or try to deescalate confrontations but this time my body went into autopilot.

Mainly happy I didn't mess up hand or have the guy crumble and bounce his head off the sidewalk.


EDIT: Found a streetview pic and tried to make a diagram.

https://i.imgur.com/WLXB68d.jpeg

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