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Well, duh. If one eats an entire box of that crap, a temporary feeling of illness will most definitely manifest and festive green poop will leave magical green skid marks on your porcelain.
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I can't remember the last time I had Lucky Charms. I don't think they were one that we had very often as kids. We usually had Frosted Flakes, maybe Cap'n Crunch (which ripped up the roof of your mouth), Raisin Bran or Rice Crispies.
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Reminds me of years ago when my buddy and I would visit a local park.
Some asshole fed the geese Fruit Loops. Don't ask me how I knew. |
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I thought mud-butt was normal after eating junk cereal? It's not?
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Quoted: Meh, I eat my kids cereal all the time. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Used to be my favorite cereal When I was 8 I find it interesting that they say people, not kids got sick It’s basically a bowl of sugar, why are adults eating this? Meh, I eat my kids cereal all the time. I also finish their half eaten bowls in the morning... |
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Quoted: Everything comes from the earth at one point so sure, it's all natural. Corn syrup is natural. Wheat is natural. Do you drink non-homogonized milk too? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Is anything in that cereal remotely natural? Everything comes from the earth at one point so sure, it's all natural. Corn syrup is natural. Wheat is natural. Do you drink non-homogonized milk too? cyanide and arsenic are natural too. |
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Quoted: Kinda this. I ate a lot of cereal as a kid. Never liked Lucky Charms, or any marshmallow cereal. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I didn't even like that crap when I was a child. Kinda this. I ate a lot of cereal as a kid. Never liked Lucky Charms, or any marshmallow cereal. cold cereal was not a thing in my house growing up, breakfast during the week was hot oatmeal, cream of wheat or Zoom, all of which I still eat today. weekends were always eggs and ham, bacon or sausage. |
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Let me guess, the CEO doesn't support a woke agenda.
Shits already got rainbow marshmallows in it, how much more gay does it need to be? |
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We're well into Page 2 now, any updates on the actual cause of the "sickness"???
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Quoted: My Mother In Law had a crap ton of these last time I was at their house... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/467079/def32e1b-bd4e-4b41-a430-2e9117dd04c8-Luc-2339592.JPG View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I did the same thing. I was 34 at the time. My Mother In Law had a crap ton of these last time I was at their house... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/467079/def32e1b-bd4e-4b41-a430-2e9117dd04c8-Luc-2339592.JPG The best cereal ever would be 50/50 those and oops all berries captain crunch. |
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It turned poop green, but does it smell like rainbow sherbet?
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Quoted: https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/04/lucky-charms-cereal-02-feature-1.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=1116 The Food and Drug Administration is investigating why hundreds of consumers have reported becoming ill after eating Lucky Charms cereal, The Post has learned. On Friday, The Post reported that the sugary cereal made by General Mills is believed to be making people sick, with consumers complaining that they began vomiting and experiencing diarrhea after eating a bowl of Lucky Charms. Since then, more than 400 people have flooded iwaspoisoned.com — a website that tracks foodborne illnesses. Some have complained that their poop turned green. Now the Food and Drug Administration said it’s aware of the reports “and is looking into the matter,” the agency told The Post. https://nypost.com/2022/04/05/fda-investigating-illnesses-linked-to-lucky-charms/ View Quote I downed half a box a few days ago. No problems. |
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Quoted: https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/04/lucky-charms-cereal-02-feature-1.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=1116 The Food and Drug Administration is investigating why hundreds of consumers have reported becoming ill after eating Lucky Charms cereal, The Post has learned. On Friday, The Post reported that the sugary cereal made by General Mills is believed to be making people sick, with consumers complaining that they began vomiting and experiencing diarrhea after eating a bowl of Lucky Charms. Since then, more than 400 people have flooded iwaspoisoned.com — a website that tracks foodborne illnesses. Some have complained that their poop turned green. Now the Food and Drug Administration said it’s aware of the reports “and is looking into the matter,” the agency told The Post. https://nypost.com/2022/04/05/fda-investigating-illnesses-linked-to-lucky-charms/ View Quote I downed half a box a few days ago. No problems. |
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Quoted: I downed half a box a few days ago. No problems. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/04/lucky-charms-cereal-02-feature-1.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=1116 The Food and Drug Administration is investigating why hundreds of consumers have reported becoming ill after eating Lucky Charms cereal, The Post has learned. On Friday, The Post reported that the sugary cereal made by General Mills is believed to be making people sick, with consumers complaining that they began vomiting and experiencing diarrhea after eating a bowl of Lucky Charms. Since then, more than 400 people have flooded iwaspoisoned.com — a website that tracks foodborne illnesses. Some have complained that their poop turned green. Now the Food and Drug Administration said it’s aware of the reports “and is looking into the matter,” the agency told The Post. https://nypost.com/2022/04/05/fda-investigating-illnesses-linked-to-lucky-charms/ I downed half a box a few days ago. No problems. Finger spasms. You has it. |
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I’m Irish by ancestry.
I feel victimized by this “Lucky Charms” stereotyping. Can I get some victim status points for this blatant corporate cultural appropriation? Oh, and not all Irish are drunks either. Just most of us. |
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Eating the box would be more nutritious than the sheeat in it.
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Quoted: The green poop is from the dye used in the "charms". Used to love Fruity Pebbles cereal and it would turn my poop bright green every time. Same thing happened last 4th of July when somebody brought red, white and blue corn chips. That part is a non-issue. As far as the vomiting and whatnot....? View Quote Oat cereals have also always made a subset of the population shit like a firehose if they eat too much of them. |
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Holy crap, literally one kid ate lucky charms today, and sure enough she made it to gym class before heaving. She's totally fine now, eating soup and stuff. I don't think anyone has eaten it in a while, just random cereal in teh pantry I guess...crazy...
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I never cared much for cereal, most of it's like eating a bowl of cold slop.
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Oddly suitable now:
Patty O'Brien Failed To Load Title |
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Also OP, fix your title.
Should read “Lucky Charms ARE Poisonous.” Not “Lucky Charms IS Poisonous.” The shit is plural. |
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Quoted: Do you mean grains, or do you mean the products marketed for breakfast and called "cereal?" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Nobody should be eating any cereal Do you mean grains, or do you mean the products marketed for breakfast and called "cereal?" Grains are for fermentation. |
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All part of the plan.
Clearly racist privileged Leprechaun peddling the diabetes to the under privileged. Buy buy my privileged Leprechaun, you're slated to be canceled. Attached File ETA, spell checker rocks!! |
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