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Link Posted: 5/15/2023 5:54:10 PM EDT
[#1]
Smart move considering everyone needed to be reminded that SI had a swimsuit issue, and/or that SI was still in business.
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 5:58:27 PM EDT
[#2]
I’d smoke a J wit her!
Hells yea.
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 6:06:18 PM EDT
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A huge upgrade over fatties and tranny's.
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Truth

Very well done shot, but i still dont like her.
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 6:08:36 PM EDT
[#4]
Good to get outdoors in the fresh air.
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 6:19:26 PM EDT
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A huge upgrade over fatties and tranny's.
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She looked good in the '60s
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 7:05:12 PM EDT
[#6]
It is literally that @whatever podcast question of "smash oldest living woman or hottest tranny".


Oldest woman because atleast I would not be gay...
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 7:08:32 PM EDT
[#7]
She can park her walker next to my bed anytime....
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 7:15:55 PM EDT
[#8]
Viagra won't fix that.
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 7:25:02 PM EDT
[#9]



Link Posted: 5/15/2023 7:29:55 PM EDT
[#10]
There are four different covers.  One is tranny.

https://swimsuit.si.com/model-years/2023
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 7:32:10 PM EDT
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I’d smoke a J wit her!
Hells yea.
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fo' shizzle
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 7:33:58 PM EDT
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There are four different covers.  One is tranny.

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I guess they just couldn't resist.
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 7:36:02 PM EDT
[#13]
"Lo0k hoW 1nclUshIvE we aaarrreee!"

Who the fuck wants to pick up an issue of sports illustrated to look at some old granny bitch with more photoshop filters and airbrushed wrinkles than the ugliest instathot whore on the internet?

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? A friggin' dumbass, that's who!
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 7:37:46 PM EDT
[#14]
81yr old Biological Woman still better than any TRANS
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 7:40:02 PM EDT
[#15]
What sport does she play?
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 7:42:20 PM EDT
[#16]
That’s a generous but well executed use of noise reduction to soften the crocodile skin…
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 7:42:59 PM EDT
[#17]
Double tap due to no site resources…
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 7:47:47 PM EDT
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Lots of photoshopping and filters!  Just look at her hands in the cover photo and compare it to the second photo I posted that is not from the SI magazine.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/05/15/14/71003939-12085237-Martha_Stewart_81_flaunted_her_stunning_figure_on_the_cover_of_S-a-21_1684157773786.jpg

Non SI pic
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/05/15/15/71007811-12085237-image-m-48_1684161190715.jpg
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They should have done that 60 years ago….Martha was hot when she was 20.

Link Posted: 5/15/2023 7:49:19 PM EDT
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Gross
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Link Posted: 5/15/2023 7:49:51 PM EDT
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At least she's an actual woman...
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A huge upgrade over fatties and tranny's.


At least she's an actual woman...
Yup. Not even bothered by this lol
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 7:51:54 PM EDT
[#21]
I guess we know who is into granny porn now
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 7:58:03 PM EDT
[#22]
Fire Blasta wants a panini!

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Link Posted: 5/15/2023 7:58:53 PM EDT
[#23]
Hottie in her day. Makes a very pretty great grandmother.
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 7:58:57 PM EDT
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I guess that hits the demographic of paper sports magazine buyers?
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Came in here to say this. Anyone who either still has, or gets a paper SI subscription (or any magazine sub these days) is about the appropriate age to appreciate it.
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 8:00:54 PM EDT
[#25]
81? never thought I would but... I wood
Link Posted: 5/15/2023 8:03:49 PM EDT
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What sport does she play?
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the sport of probably trying not to die...

Link Posted: 5/16/2023 1:15:29 PM EDT
[#27]
Would tear that up.
Link Posted: 5/16/2023 1:24:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2023 3:15:36 PM EDT
[#29]
Barf...
Link Posted: 5/16/2023 3:41:43 PM EDT
[#30]
Gross, but way less gross than a chick with a dick or where one used to be.
Link Posted: 5/21/2023 10:19:29 AM EDT
[#31]
Getting dirty with her slave boy


Martha Stewart on creating a rose garden

Martha Stewart on creating a rose garden
Link Posted: 5/21/2023 12:18:52 PM EDT
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fo' shizzle
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Snoop tore it up.
Link Posted: 5/21/2023 12:28:51 PM EDT
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Any man that can fight through the dust cloud that develops when those squirrel covers hit the floor has earned themselves an opportunity to knock a mud hole in that gravel pit. I imagine that bad Oscar looks like a wad of chewed up bubblegum that has been dropped on the barbershop floor.
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Holy shit

You should write for Hallmark.
Link Posted: 5/21/2023 12:43:19 PM EDT
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