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Posted: 6/3/2017 10:08:12 PM EST

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3some for page 2

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:08:23 PM EST

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My wife regularly invites one of my old girlfriends over. Not really that weird to me. We were together for about a year, and it is over. My wife likes her and we all have a good time (No sex involved at all). I love my wife and would never do the old G/F

Like someone once said: "Can't we all just get along?"

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:09:01 PM EST

[#3]

Omfg

You fucker!

Get both!

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:09:03 PM EST

[#4]

bang both of them
at the same time
?????
profit

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:10:08 PM EST

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No worries. They're probably just discussing your........ Quirks

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:11:00 PM EST

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Posted: 6/3/2017 10:11:18 PM EST

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They are conspiring. Your body will not be found.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:11:27 PM EST

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This post nails it.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:11:36 PM EST

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Posted: 6/3/2017 10:14:14 PM EST

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Just drop me a line and let me know which one you'd prefer to leave. I'll be right over.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:14:22 PM EST

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My wife regularly invites one of my old girlfriends over. Not really that weird to me. We were together for about a year, and it is over. My wife likes her and we all have a good time (No sex involved at all). I love my wife and would never do the old G/F

Like someone once said: "Can't we all just get along?"

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You know that guy was retarded, right?

He had a long history of it before the famous hickory beat down.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:14:47 PM EST

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Posted: 6/3/2017 10:14:53 PM EST

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Repeat after me " fuck it I'm foing "

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NEVER FO!

Once you fo......you never come back.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:15:33 PM EST

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Meh, nut in both their mouths and call it night. Sleep like a champ.

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And this.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:16:15 PM EST

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Threesome is not happening. My wife and I have great sex, the ex and I was godawful.

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Maybe the ex just preferred the pussy, in which case three way is still on the table!!!!!

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:17:22 PM EST

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Posted: 6/3/2017 10:18:56 PM EST

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I'd bring some alchohol out to them.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:19:06 PM EST

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Your life insurance benefactor is who?

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benefactor?

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:19:46 PM EST

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My wife and I were estranged for a couple of years. We both went our ways but never divorced. We've been back together for a while now. The weird thing for me is she is now friends with my former girl friend from when we were split. They hang out all the time. They're on the porch right now, have been hanging out for the past 3 hours. She knows she's my ex girl friend, she knows we lived together for 2 years. I'm uncomfortable with their friendship, should I be?

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You were with each one. There was something that you liked in each one. Its possible they have the same persona or characteristics such that they have similarities that would make them good friends. They probably both are aware of whatever personal character flaws you have.
Have a pleasant night.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:20:23 PM EST

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I've seen this story on the I.D. channel at least a half dozen times, if not more.

It never ends well for the guy.

OP, do you have any distinguishing marks on your body, that I should keep an eye out for?

Chris

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:21:34 PM EST

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Posted: 6/3/2017 10:21:43 PM EST

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What's that country song where both women show up at the funeral and share a knowing glance, then walk away....

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Two Black Cadillacs by Carrie Underwood

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:23:49 PM EST

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A smart man, might enjoy some fun if he played his cards right..just sayin....

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A smart man would eject and find two hotties in their early 20s to do it with.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:26:57 PM EST

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Your life insurance benefactor is who?

benefactor?

Not knowing what the word means may have benefactor in that posting.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:27:06 PM EST

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Wife is 5'4 120lbs, we've been fucking for 12 years. We know what makes each other tick rather well. Ex is a bigger girl, lame in bed. She didn't do anything except give GREAT head.

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All I see is opportunity

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:27:06 PM EST

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I get the sincere feeling we don't want pics.
But if there's pics, there will be a mobile home park in the background.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:30:33 PM EST

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When I first started dating my current wife I had just got divorced and my current wife and ex wife would hang out together. It was strange. The ex was going through some hard times and for a couple months they both stayed at my place. No 3 ways. It is quite possible to just be friends with past partners though I haven't talked to the ex in nearly 15 years.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:33:31 PM EST

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Threesome is not happening. My wife and I have great sex, the ex and I was godawful.

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This is no longer about what you want anymore, get out there and make all of us a memory.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:43:59 PM EST

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The punishment for vertical videos should be 30 years of hard labor.

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I could support such a law

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:44:30 PM EST

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Even better, she can give her lessons. Use that as a way to introduce a threesome

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Threesome is not happening. My wife and I have great sex, the ex and I was godawful.

Even better, she can give her lessons. Use that as a way to introduce a threesome

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:45:58 PM EST

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My wife and I were estranged for a couple of years. We both went our ways but never divorced. We've been back together for a while now. The weird thing for me is she is now friends with my former girl friend from when we were split. They hang out all the time. They're on the porch right now, have been hanging out for the past 3 hours. She knows she's my ex girl friend, she knows we lived together for 2 years. I'm uncomfortable with their friendship, should I be?

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OP, you're halfway to a threeway.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:46:59 PM EST

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Posted: 6/3/2017 10:49:36 PM EST

[#33]

TEQUILA.......

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:52:13 PM EST

[#34]

Have you considered, I don't know, talking to your wife about it?

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:53:43 PM EST

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My daughter, thankfully.

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Maybe your wife has one on you.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:54:15 PM EST

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Two Black Cadillacs by Carrie Underwood

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What's that country song where both women show up at the funeral and share a knowing glance, then walk away....

Two Black Cadillacs by Carrie Underwood

Goodbye Earl.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw7gNf_9njs

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:58:09 PM EST

[#37]

Op, really? Not gonna happen? Wtf...

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:59:51 PM EST

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Rail wife doggie while she munches GF

FTW

Posted: 6/3/2017 11:01:04 PM EST

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But she might be good with your wife. Just saying

Posted: 6/3/2017 11:01:43 PM EST

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All I see is opportunity

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Wife is 5'4 120lbs, we've been fucking for 12 years. We know what makes each other tick rather well. Ex is a bigger girl, lame in bed. She didn't do anything except give GREAT head.

All I see is opportunity

Weirdly enough, a lotta girls subscribe to the "Eatin ain't cheat'n" philosophy. You can thank Slick Willie for that one.

Another strange phenomenon is that "most" women are only 2 margaritas away from girl-on-girl action. Maybe you can combine these two weird tricks.

You're already on a bad trajectory. Might as well go out with a blaze of glory.

Posted: 6/3/2017 11:02:22 PM EST

[#41]

nothing good will come of this unholy alliance

Posted: 6/3/2017 11:11:13 PM EST

[#42]

@ Dykes in the making enjoy maybe you can join in.

Posted: 6/3/2017 11:12:50 PM EST

[#43]

Thelma & Louise?

Posted: 6/3/2017 11:12:55 PM EST

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~~What was so bad about it?~~ read your answer

Fuck the wife while the ex sits on her face.

Posted: 6/3/2017 11:15:04 PM EST

[#45]

Wife is gloating that she won over both of you by keeping her around all pathetic.

Posted: 6/3/2017 11:15:53 PM EST

[#46]

Well in typical ARFCOM fashion..............ya got both

Posted: 6/3/2017 11:16:13 PM EST

[#47]

Sure thing...

Troll thread

Posted: 6/3/2017 11:17:30 PM EST

[#48]

Ex's are ex's for a reason.

I see drama in your future....

Posted: 6/3/2017 11:18:22 PM EST

[#49]

You should just make a sandwich and watch TV

Posted: 6/3/2017 11:18:45 PM EST

[#50]

Y'all haven't had any sliders tonight by chance have you

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