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Posted: 3/9/2020 10:52:48 PM EDT
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Already married. No need.
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Posted: 3/9/2020 10:59:28 PM EDT
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Surely, women will flock to this site. |
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Posted: 3/9/2020 11:09:16 PM EDT
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Reminds me of that joke....
“She asked me to give her 12 and make it hurt.” “So I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.” 
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Posted: 3/9/2020 11:10:51 PM EDT
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Surely, women will flock to this site. The only bigger online sausage fest is probably GD
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Posted: 3/9/2020 11:24:53 PM EDT
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Even 6.5-7 is in the 85th percentile.
I don't know if they accounted for population of China correctly. |
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Posted: 3/9/2020 11:31:19 PM EDT
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Surely, women will flock to this site. 
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Posted: 3/9/2020 11:36:15 PM EDT
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Redundant, There’s already a Mod forum.
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Posted: 3/9/2020 11:55:10 PM EDT
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I'm disqualified, big time.
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Posted: 3/10/2020 12:11:24 AM EDT
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I'm sure you could get a wavier son. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What about us with a healthy 5.6”? |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 12:12:48 AM EDT
[#10]
I think you mean circumference
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Posted: 3/10/2020 12:19:21 AM EDT
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UNTIL THE MODS FIX THE YOUTUBE LINK S WE AKK KNOW THE SONG 
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Posted: 3/10/2020 12:20:22 AM EDT
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Arfcom really needs a small-wang subforum. |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 12:20:36 AM EDT
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Redundant, There's already a Mod forum. |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 12:21:22 AM EDT
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We really need a dinky dick subforum
ETA beat sooo hard... |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 12:22:04 AM EDT
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We really need a dinky dick subforum |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 12:25:45 AM EDT
[#16]
I'll sign up a few of my buddies who may or may not make the cut. Regardless it would be funny
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Posted: 3/10/2020 12:31:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2020 12:32:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2020 12:36:14 AM EDT
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Im gonna sigh up and then surprise a bitch with a fat meat bat. What do they donif you get caugh lying? Out you as a large peenor haver?
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Posted: 3/10/2020 12:43:44 AM EDT
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That site is most definitely not suitable for GD, as we all have larger than average dicks, myself included. 
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Posted: 3/10/2020 12:46:51 AM EDT
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Arfcom really needs a small-wang subforum. |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 12:47:59 AM EDT
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I've had that discussion with women very often. When they come crying to me about some facial blemish or something I can't even see. Even in the era of "body positivity", they still doll themselves up for men, and a lot of them get so self judgemental that I have to force them to take a step back and realize that men really aren't that critical about women. I mean hell, I'm 5'5 and I don't mind short jokes. I mean, lets be real, it is a funny predicament. People think the whole "just be confident" thing is overblown and corny, but in my experience, if you're confident and charismatic (which honestly, in the age of digital isolation, isn't hard to do), people will naturally like you, want to be around you, and you'll find love if you want it, even if your pecker's four inches and you look like shrek's ass. In fact it's
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Posted: 3/10/2020 12:52:30 AM EDT
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Redundant, There’s already a Mod forum. |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 12:56:25 AM EDT
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I would sigh up but I like it to be a surprise; by then it's usually too late anyway.
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Posted: 3/10/2020 1:11:24 AM EDT
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So basically a site for mostly asians, some white dudes, and no black guys.
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Posted: 3/10/2020 1:12:33 AM EDT
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As I understand it, probably 60-70 some odd years ago now, my great-aunt, who didn't drink very often, had a tendency to get a bit loud when she did, and usually had a good time. As the story goes, one night at the bar, a man proceeded to hit on her, throwing out every pickup line imaginable, describing himself as though he was packing something pretty damn special. She tries to ignore him, but he persists, so he finally gets frustrated, drops his pants, lays it out in front of her, as proud as can be, and says "what do you think of that?"
She takes one look at it, laughs, and says "Mister, I'd rather get butchered, not tickled!" Having heard that, I guess it didn't take long for him to find the door, and the laughter filling the room was deafening. 
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Posted: 3/10/2020 1:15:03 AM EDT
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I can't hit the bottom of a tuna can but I hit all the sides
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Posted: 3/10/2020 1:25:34 AM EDT
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That site is most definitely not suitable for GD, as we all have larger than average dicks, myself included. 
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Posted: 3/10/2020 1:28:42 AM EDT
[#29]
This could really change my luck!
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Posted: 3/10/2020 1:49:18 AM EDT
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This fucking place keeps me up way too late most nights...my wife constantly wakes up asking why I’m laughing so hard.
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Posted: 3/10/2020 1:52:59 AM EDT
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Im gonna sigh up and then surprise a bitch with a fat meat bat. What do they donif you get caugh lying? Out you as a large peenor haver? |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 1:53:20 AM EDT
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Redundant, There’s already a Mod forum. 
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Posted: 3/10/2020 1:55:44 AM EDT
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Redundant, There's already a Mod forum. 
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Posted: 3/10/2020 1:59:13 AM EDT
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That site is most definitely not suitable for GD, as we all have larger than average dicks, myself included.  Attached File |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 2:02:03 AM EDT
[#35]
Subtle no-minorities dating app
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Posted: 3/10/2020 8:21:47 AM EDT
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qft Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That site is most definitely not suitable for GD, as we all have larger than average dicks, myself included. |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 8:28:09 AM EDT
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if i cut off both, do I get 2 inches? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I did an interesting thought experiment at work a few months back, and posed the question "Would you cut off your pinkie toe (completely painless, under anesthesia) to get an extra inch on your penis?". I was the only guy that said no. All of the girls I asked said no (obviously, if they hypothetically had a penis), because they don't really care about penis size all that much. I think mass pornography has got men all fucked up about Johnson size, and to the extent that it really matters to women, as if strutting around with a covered up stallion cock that girls can't even see in public is somehow going to get them laid more often. |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 8:29:51 AM EDT
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IT’S NOT THE LENGTH THAT MATTERS, IT’S THE GIRTH, DAMNIT!
TC |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 8:33:29 AM EDT
[#39]
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I've had that discussion with women very often. When they come crying to me about some facial blemish or something I can't even see. Even in the era of "body positivity", they still doll themselves up for men, and a lot of them get so self judgemental that I have to force them to take a step back and realize that men really aren't that critical about women. I mean hell, I'm 5'5 and I don't mind short jokes. I mean, lets be real, it is a funny predicament. People think the whole "just be confident" thing is overblown and corny, but in my experience, if you're confident and charismatic (which honestly, in the age of digital isolation, isn't hard to do), people will naturally like you, want to be around you, and you'll find love if you want it, even if your pecker's four inches and you look like shrek's ass. |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 8:34:40 AM EDT
[#40]
Now if they created a site for tight snatches...
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Posted: 3/10/2020 8:35:38 AM EDT
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Subtle no-minorities dating app |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 8:37:50 AM EDT
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I am ineligible! Quote HistoryQuoted:
Those with a member smaller than 5.5 inches, the global average erect penis length, are defined as Dinky Ones and "are eligible to join," the site says, |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 8:43:07 AM EDT
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Are Asians not minorities ? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Subtle no-minorities dating app |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 8:44:52 AM EDT
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You realize this whole thing is a gun forum right??? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Arfcom really needs a small-wang subforum. |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 9:56:42 AM EDT
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I would sigh up but I like it to be a surprise; by then it's usually too late anyway. 
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Posted: 3/10/2020 10:04:35 AM EDT
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Arfcom really needs a small-wang subforum. |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 10:05:18 AM EDT
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Surely, women will flock to this site. |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 10:13:53 AM EDT
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More than 4,600 ARFCOMERS looked at this thread in less than 12 hours
There must be some truth to what they say about why men own guns!
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Posted: 3/10/2020 10:20:08 AM EDT
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Figures. At just slightly (and I mean slightly) above average, I can't get into the big dick club, or the small dick club.
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Posted: 3/10/2020 10:27:12 AM EDT
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I wonder if they audit their male members for truthfulness.
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