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Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:59:48 PM EDT
[#1]
pg 8
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:00:00 PM EDT
[#2]
He may have a point..
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:00:20 PM EDT
[#3]
He really thinks the dead wife has mileage.

Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:00:30 PM EDT
[#4]
This guy is a Constitutional scholar.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:00:41 PM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:01:03 PM EDT
[#6]
Page 8.  Where are my pants?

brb
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:01:04 PM EDT
[#7]
Should they call the wife?


Trample my rights!
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:01:13 PM EDT
[#8]
Fuck Paterson
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:01:28 PM EDT
[#9]
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He really thinks the dead wife has mileage.

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That might sway the jury, but he's still going downtown.

Kharn
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:01:35 PM EDT
[#10]
Lumbergh needs to roll in and supervise this!
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:01:35 PM EDT
[#11]
Did he say he wasn't with her when she bought the car because she was on meth?

Sounds legit
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:01:38 PM EDT
[#12]
shots fired in NJ?

no way
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:01:41 PM EDT
[#13]
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Should they call the wife?

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Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:01:42 PM EDT
[#14]
Hall monitor must have the night off or manning a crosswalk
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:01:48 PM EDT
[#15]
Go go go!!!
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:01:49 PM EDT
[#16]
Fucking patterson
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:01:57 PM EDT
[#17]
Shots fired
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:02:04 PM EDT
[#18]
A wife doesn't die.

Like Chuck Norris, she waits.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:02:05 PM EDT
[#19]
Wow I was certain that was going to be the first guy to talk his way out of cuffs!

Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:02:10 PM EDT
[#20]
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Fuck Paterson
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It's very interesting to see how differently Paterson treats citizens vs the other departments...

Kharn
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:02:47 PM EDT
[#21]
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Apparently in this guy's world if his wife stole the car, died, and somehow gave it to him, it's now legally his.



Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:02:54 PM EDT
[#22]
I guess Patterson is so bad they don't let officers patrol alone?
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:03:02 PM EDT
[#23]
Reminds me when Empanada had a shots fired call
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:04:15 PM EDT
[#24]
Are these your pants?
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:04:46 PM EDT
[#25]
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Not his pants but definitely his Cherokee!
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:04:50 PM EDT
[#26]
This fucking guy.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:04:53 PM EDT
[#27]
poor guy

poor guy
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:05:13 PM EDT
[#28]
The syringe fairy did it.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:05:13 PM EDT
[#29]
"Dead wife is the same as if your Roommate died! You get a 4.0 for the Semester!"
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:05:30 PM EDT
[#30]
My wife wants me to post "my pants?"

Even tho beat already.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:05:50 PM EDT
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Everything is awesome!
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:06:05 PM EDT
[#32]
This deputy speaks their language.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:06:05 PM EDT
[#33]
Does Illinois have needle exchanges and cards?
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:06:27 PM EDT
[#34]
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“peace out, homie”
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:06:37 PM EDT
[#35]
This officer clearly speaks jive.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:06:38 PM EDT
[#36]
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So dude stole his dead wife's stolen car?
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Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:07:19 PM EDT
[#37]
WrongLaneOfTraffikCantDriveWithOpenContainerOfAlcohol
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:07:40 PM EDT
[#38]
What!?! He has weed in the car?
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:07:43 PM EDT
[#39]
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Need a high speed microphone so we can slow it down to normal speech rates
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:08:13 PM EDT
[#40]
Green plant like substance?
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:08:35 PM EDT
[#41]
Talk about some funky pickles
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:08:41 PM EDT
[#42]
Weed?

In Richland County?

No.  Fucking. Way!

Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:08:45 PM EDT
[#43]
I didn't know chris rock was a deputy in SC?
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:08:58 PM EDT
[#44]
Somebody is selling.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:09:11 PM EDT
[#45]
Crime of the week
Crime of the week
Crime of the week
Crime of the week
Crime of the week
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:09:22 PM EDT
[#46]
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Shit, turning into the wrong lane?  Just pull over every third car coming out of my neighborhood in the morning  
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:09:28 PM EDT
[#47]
Jet.

he wants to make compliance
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:09:30 PM EDT
[#48]
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Need a high speed microphone so we can slow it down to normal speech rates
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This officer clearly speaks jive.


Need a high speed microphone so we can slow it down to normal speech rates
 The look on mumbles face when dick tracy slowed it down was epic... awe fuck me.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:09:39 PM EDT
[#49]
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Talk about some funky pickles
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Dillweed?
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 10:09:54 PM EDT
[#50]
That boy's never seen a lick of off pavement driving.
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