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Sticking your dick in whatever the fuck that is in the OP would be like banging your grandma's couch.
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That's not a model. That's what I call a member of the lucky sperm club. If she wasn't part of the second family, she'd be a nobody.
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Quoted: GD is gonna GD. Nepotism aside (she would not be on the cover of anything if it were not for the fame of her step-mother), she isn't "ugly". But things like the clothes and armpit hair and unkept eyebrows just makes her seem like someone who is insecure about their looks, so they mask it by saying they are trying to be an "individual"...which actually becomes a caricature. "Can't call me ugly if I do this on purpose". I'm sure she will grow out of it one day. Here is a fairly recent one of her modeling. https://pagesix.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2021/09/ella-emhoff-2.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=1024 Here is an old one. https://www.celebsweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Ella-Emhoff.jpg Another old one. https://factsbuddy.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Ella-Emhoff-1.jpg She looks completely different in "normal" clothes, no fro, no bangs, no oversized glasses, plucked eyebrows. ect. View Quote Damn. Hard to believe that is the same person. |
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Looks like my Aunt Oma.
She probably smells like cat piss and desperation. |
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Remember when Naomi Campbell, Rebekah Romjin, and Cyndi Crawford were what it meant to be a super model.
Like you had to be stunningly gorgeous. I do. |
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Quoted: It's 5'6" ? Look at Scrote's pic a few above. Short people Short people got no reason. Puny men, KH is probably on her knees. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/61129b650b170c6defc5caf2/master/w_2240,c_limit/2020109_Ella-Emhoff_Embed-01.jpg Some pics she looks pretty in others she looks tardish. She’s 5’6”… which is actually kinda short for a model. It's 5'6" ? Look at Scrote's pic a few above. Short people Short people got no reason. Puny men, KH is probably on her knees. I’m 5’1” if I stand really straight… actually I haven’t measured myself in years, so at 62 I’d be lucky if I am 5’. |
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I would just like to mention that her father should be eternally grateful that his parents named him Doug, rather than Jack.
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Quoted: Sort of....in a Yoko Ono sort of way. View Quote Yoko Ono Screaming at Art Show! (Original) |
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Quoted: Remember when Naomi Campbell, Rebekah Romjin, and Cyndi Crawford were what it meant to be a super model. Like you had to be stunningly gorgeous. I do. View Quote I do! I also remember what it took to become Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Model. Sadly that shipped sailed into the abyss. |
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Kinda getting a boner, thanks! |
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View Quote Damn you have a great memory for faces |
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Quoted: She isn't all that hideous in this pic. https://www.irishtimes.com/polopoly_fs/1.4463167!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/image.jpg View Quote Wonder what the husband thinks knowing she sucked that old fat guys dick to get a job |
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Looks like a FASD baby fucked a downs syndrome baby and than that baby fucked ET in the ass and somehow got him pregnant. Thus creating this.....
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/26697/Capture_JPG-2314915.JPG Apparently it is. The liberal left is gushing over Kamala Harris' step daughter Ella Emhoff. She is a "runway model" and getting all sorts of job offers (likely from left leaning liberal fashion mags). View Quote the face of mental illness.... |
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I think all you need to be a fashion model is to be tall and thin.
I used to know a girl who was a fashion model, she was 6'1" and thin. That's really all you could say about her body... nothing really to it other than just "tall and thin". The chick's face looked somewhere between "Sid the sloth from Ice Age" and "It's like they put it together out of mis-matched spare parts." But, she was tall and thin, so she was very employed in walking the runway. |
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Quoted: GD is gonna GD. Nepotism aside (she would not be on the cover of anything if it were not for the fame of her step-mother), she isn't "ugly". But things like the clothes and armpit hair and unkept eyebrows just makes her seem like someone who is insecure about their looks, so they mask it by saying they are trying to be an "individual"...which actually becomes a caricature. "Can't call me ugly if I do this on purpose". I'm sure she will grow out of it one day. Here is a fairly recent one of her modeling. https://pagesix.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2021/09/ella-emhoff-2.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=1024 Here is an old one. https://www.celebsweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Ella-Emhoff.jpg Another old one. https://factsbuddy.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Ella-Emhoff-1.jpg She looks completely different in "normal" clothes, no fro, no bangs, no oversized glasses, plucked eyebrows. ect. View Quote See, this is the thing.... She is below average looking, BUT, cuz she presents her self in such an unkempt way....when she does actually clean up, it tricks people into thinking she actually looks good.... This trick is akin to walking a desert - where you get so thirsty if someone threw you piss you just might lap it up as if it was water from the freshest springs in universe... Get it??? Same thing that Billie Elish is doing - she's a fat chunk/lunk in crocs, but squeeze her into a corset, put on a wig and make up and everyone's like "wow" - when in fact she's not all that. |
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I hate to say it, but she doesn't have a bad body.
Not great, but not bad. The armpit hair is gross tho. Google her bikini pics. |
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View Quote They catch her at the start of some sort of spasmodic fit? Holy shit, what self respecting person would get up in front of a crowd and act like that? |
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Last time I saw a face like that
it had a hook in it - Rodney Dangerfield |
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No, this is a and a really horrible . We’ve done this thing a few times before. No, I’m not searching for links to prove we’ve done it because we should never do this again.
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Quoted: She isn't all that hideous in this pic. https://www.irishtimes.com/polopoly_fs/1.4463167!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/image.jpg View Quote Almost looks like a girl in that pic. |
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I've probably done worse when I was drinking. Thankfully I don't remember, it's been nearly 40 years ago at minimum.
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Likely, knowing the left and their shenanigans, this is a way of funneling the Harris family $$$$$
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