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Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge: Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains. View Quote |
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callmenoshie: "saying that females have the potential to be "bat shit crazy" is like saying the sky has the potential to be blue."
XCRmonger: "I've seen German Shit Porn that was sexier." |
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about the things that matter"
Martin Luther King Jr. ,[____l, _-o||||o-_ ()_)¯¯ )_) |
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Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge: Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge: Originally Posted By Consigli: Not sure I believe she gave birth thru the baby hole. Probably always had meat curtains and now is blaming it on her kids. Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains. Exactly! Unless he did some soaking inside the shower curtains, so to speak. I hope she also got some anal bleaching. Because a labiaplasty without that is just plain gross. |
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Originally Posted By Nickel_Plated: Wood Jack. View Quote Originally Posted By Oakley: Wood soak. View Quote Originally Posted By BoneB1B: Wood liquor View Quote I knew I could count on the community in my time of need. Most are pretty obvious to me but this one threw me for a loop. |
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“Originally Posted By TaskForce:
On the internet you don't actually watch or read anything. You pick a side.” |
Originally Posted By Chromekilla: With one failed marriage and a fuck trophy. Talk about scratch and dent sale. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Chromekilla: Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge: Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains. With one failed marriage and a fuck trophy. Talk about scratch and dent sale. Cash and carry. |
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Originally Posted By akguy1985: So, she had lips like Lilly Valentine???? Yes, google her. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/128054/images_jpeg-3316162.JPG View Quote Holy Pepperonis Batman!! |
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Originally Posted By akguy1985: So, she had lips like Lilly Valentine???? Yes, google her. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/128054/images_jpeg-3316162.JPG View Quote Impressive. |
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Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge: Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains. View Quote |
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If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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Her meat curtains will be gone and Little Johnnie in the burn ward will finally get some new ears.
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I just can't imagine Myrna Loy or Barbara Stanwyck having this kind of conversation.
And it isn't because they'd never talk about sex, but once upon a time even Hollywood had some class and a shred of dignity. |
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soccer goalie enters the chat…..interested
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Like Elmer Fuds hat....
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There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, kill yourself, or you stop looking into mirrors.
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In America, the village idiots have organized.
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Arby's, not Barbies
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Originally Posted By Consigli: Not sure I believe she gave birth thru the baby hole. Probably always had meat curtains and now is blaming it on her kids. View Quote One day her kids will be able to read this article, later they will remember when they are deciding what nursing home they are getting for her. And they got about 10 years of hearing "Your mom has a sloppy vagina" ahead of them. Something to write about in the next mothers day card. |
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Stupid bitch.
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Moose.
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Originally Posted By 6EQUJ5: One day her kids will be able to read this article, later they will remember when they are deciding what nursing home they are getting for her. And they got about 10 years of hearing "Your mom has a sloppy vagina" ahead of them. Something to write about in the next mothers day card. View Quote The mother’s vanity is going to make her kids get bullied ruthlessly. Good job mom. |
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Please remember to tell your kids and grandchildren about the cool Bro know as @fastblueR6!!
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"GD: serious answers to ridiculous questions and ridiculous answers to serious questions" --Naamah
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United we stand, divided we fall!
I’m just here for the post count. I do my best proofreading after I hit send. |
In 10th grade there was this hippy chick student teacher in history class who wore tight pants.
All of us would marvel at her goose lips and wonder what else might be in her secret garden. 50 years later I'm guessing pubic lice. |
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What's the butthole look like?
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Beef curtains. Lmao!
https://www.facebook.com/reel/3924880014402032?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v |
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"Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things" Marvin Heemeyer
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Join the VCDL https://www.vcdl.org/
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Classy as fuck
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Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge: Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains. View Quote Patience is a virtue |
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Happiness is the greatest agent of purification
Bikini Bottoms underneath, but the boys hearts still skip a beat, when them girls shimmy off, them old cut offs |
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Clip your wings and flyyyy!
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Originally Posted By Sierradyne: A little Google search came up with this: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Wendy's_Double_Stack_%2829080981254%29.jpg/1280px-Wendy's_Double_Stack_%2829080981254%29.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Sierradyne: Originally Posted By Dr-G: A little Google search came up with this: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Wendy's_Double_Stack_%2829080981254%29.jpg/1280px-Wendy's_Double_Stack_%2829080981254%29.jpg |
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Who wants to be my friend?
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Originally Posted By HRoark87: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/451403/1000002613-3316133.jpg View Quote Wood soak and liquor. |
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No lips is like soaking in a shallow pool. No good.
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We havnt had a good Hope Solo thread in a long while!
Giant hang like sleeve of wizard lips are fucking disgusting! |
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Originally Posted By AEROMechanic: Wood pour? Wood float? Wood whiskey? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By AEROMechanic: Originally Posted By HRoark87: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/451403/1000002613-3316133.jpg Wood pour? Wood float? Wood whiskey? Wood Jack |
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Originally Posted By AmateurLuthier: I suppose there's always Hope. View Quote My first though too Attached File |
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"Shall we rise up, or perish in silence?" -- Grau
"Everyone dies. To do so for something worthwhile is a rare privilege." -- JamesP81 "Don’t just hold the line, BE THE LINE." -- Skywarner |
Sorry I looked that up
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I had a girl tell me she had a meaty one once.
I still regret not hitting that Arbys |
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Originally Posted By thesquidliest: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/446660/IMG_0072_jpeg-3316197.JPG View Quote That reminds me of something......................... |
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I wasn't expecting you so soon. Usually I have to say "drunken half-wit" three times before you show up.
CoC 87 -- Excessive Honesty. On a thread record of 94 Ignore Lists!!! |
I wasn't expecting you so soon. Usually I have to say "drunken half-wit" three times before you show up.
CoC 87 -- Excessive Honesty. On a thread record of 94 Ignore Lists!!! |
View Quote Ditto. Such a shame, but I was never going to fuck her anyway. I prefer natural women with meat curtains and tits ranging from puffs to pounds. |
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