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Posted: 9/8/2024 1:49:04 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains. Anybody whose primary identity, publicly, is their religion, is a fake attention seeker. Mormon, Christian, Jew, whatever… just attention seekers. |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 2:24:18 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Anybody whose primary identity, publicly, is their religion, is a fake attention seeker. Mormon, Christian, Jew, whatever… just attention seekers. Agreed. |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 2:33:22 AM EST
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I learned two new phrases today.
"Punched lasagna" and "Elephant ears" There's a reason this is the best forum on earth. 
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Posted: 9/8/2024 5:01:16 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Not sure I believe she gave birth thru the baby hole. Probably always had meat curtains and now is blaming it on her kids. Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains. Not only that, but crazy, classless and skanky. Which in some ways, is even worse. Because meat curtains can be trimmed for a nominal fee. There’s no fixing the crazy. |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 5:01:56 AM EST
[#5]
No sex for six weeks? Pfffft.
Did she get a root canal too? |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 5:38:57 AM EST
[#6]
Bored, rich, White women “problems”
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Posted: 9/8/2024 5:40:44 AM EST
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Posted: 9/8/2024 5:42:39 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That McPhee woman had her snatch overhauled and the pics leaked. pics probably aren't the only thing |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 5:43:03 AM EST
[#9]
I love me some meat curtains! She should have left it alone.
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Posted: 9/8/2024 5:56:36 AM EST
[#10]
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Posted: 9/8/2024 6:05:49 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Meat curtains… that is a description I am not going to be able to get out of my head. Piss flaps. |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 6:11:51 AM EST
[#12]
Sure.
This is the secret lives of actual Mormon women.  |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 6:12:05 AM EST
[#13]
Burn victims need ears ~
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Posted: 9/8/2024 6:15:50 AM EST
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Her meat curtains will be gone and Little Johnnie in the burn ward will finally get some new ears. Yes but he will always smell Tuna. |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 6:19:02 AM EST
[#15]
I can't imagine. So OP better post pics.
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Posted: 9/8/2024 6:23:20 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So, she had lips like Lilly Valentine???? Yes, google her. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/128054/images_jpeg-3316162.JPG  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 6:28:33 AM EST
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Posted: 9/8/2024 6:37:07 AM EST
[#18]
Discussing the results with her castmates, Jessi revealed that she couldn't have sex for 'four to six weeks' while she recovered from the painful procedure. Did she have oral surgery too? |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 6:38:08 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Meat curtains… that is a description I am not going to be able to get out of my head. cant be the first time you heard that term |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 6:43:07 AM EST
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Posted: 9/8/2024 6:47:11 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Bored, rich, White women “problems” Add in social media rot. As they age and their only value decreases, things only get worse |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 6:53:21 AM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What's the butthole look like? 
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Posted: 9/8/2024 7:07:47 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That's a certified case of TMI. This. They are on a show showcasing their attn-wh0r3ness. What else do you expect? |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 7:21:47 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Some of us appreciate a little hang time on the monkey. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: We havnt had a good Hope Solo thread in a long while! Giant hang like sleeve of wizard lips are fucking disgusting!  Some of us appreciate a little hang time on the monkey. Pure fucking poetry 
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Posted: 9/8/2024 7:23:40 AM EST
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Her meat curtains will be gone and Little Johnnie in the burn ward will finally get some new ears. Wonder what that would sound like.....like.....like? |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 7:27:37 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wonder what that would sound like.....like.....like?  The Billy laugh |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 7:50:23 AM EST
[#27]
Queef City.
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Posted: 9/8/2024 7:53:09 AM EST
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Anybody whose primary identity, publicly, is their religion, is a fake attention seeker. Mormon, Christian, Jew, whatever… just attention seekers. Priests, imams, and rabbis are attention seekers? |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 8:02:34 AM EST
[#29]
Ladies and gentlemen, the fairer sex
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Posted: 9/8/2024 8:07:29 AM EST
[#30]
Great, now do Solo.
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Posted: 9/8/2024 8:11:23 AM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Great, now do Solo. 
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Posted: 9/8/2024 9:59:59 AM EST
[#32]
The absolute state of modern entertainment and journalism
I will admit that “designer pelt” is pretty funny though |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 11:21:46 AM EST
[#33]
That's enough internet for today.
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Posted: 9/8/2024 1:34:16 PM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That McPhee woman had her snatch overhauled and the pics leaked. I thought she was hot 10-15 years ago. She’s 40 now and has been getting a lot of plastic surgery over the last few years. |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 1:40:08 PM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Meat curtains… that is a description I am not going to be able to get out of my head. 
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Posted: 9/8/2024 1:57:09 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's enough internet for today. 
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Posted: 9/8/2024 1:59:54 PM EST
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Last time we were in St George, I saw a mid 20s girl grocery shopping with her 4 kids in tow.
My wife glanced over at me and said 'Remind me to do my kegels' |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 2:01:17 PM EST
[#38]
Cue Sam Kinnison and the bad grilled cheese sandwich bit.
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Posted: 9/8/2024 2:44:35 PM EST
[#39]
There ain't nothing like some bat wings.
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Posted: 9/8/2024 6:24:06 PM EST
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Quote HistoryDumbass- you are supposed to peel the sandwich open. You’ll never get laid. |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 6:46:03 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Aka jerky drapes. Mud flaps except in Utah |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 7:32:18 PM EST
[#42]
I’m not gonna touch their “Mormonism” claim.
The funny thing is this is the ultimate state of plastic surgery in Utah- it’s about STATUS- you have to be able to show it off to the other status seeking neighbors. Showing off your hoo-ha? That’s extreme even in my neighborhood. Maybe Utah County. |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 7:40:45 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You know you'd hit it I edited the picture for GD. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/128054/lily_valentine_scoreland01_3_jpg-3316420.JPG Not a bad looking gal, I thought you were saying google the ‘before’ pictures
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Posted: 9/8/2024 7:46:33 PM EST
[#44]
I don't know how big her lips were but she shoud try riding a bicycle with a ballsack and get back to us.
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Posted: 9/9/2024 8:33:27 PM EST
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It goes without saying, we have a lot of deviants here; Chubby Chasers, Foot Fetishists, Mate Swapping Swingers galore, Hedonistic sado-masochist Kink Kamp weirdoes and Fowl, eh 'em, enthusiasts.
But I never knew there was such a yearning for roast beef flaps?  Are you guys just hungry bois, so starved for attention, that anything sounds good, or do you actually find meat curtains titillating in some inexplicable, extra perverted way? This is such a revelation, it deserves it’s own thread. |
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Posted: 9/9/2024 9:14:08 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You know you'd hit it I edited the picture for GD. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/128054/lily_valentine_scoreland01_3_jpg-3316420.JPG Quote HistoryQuoted: You know you'd hit it I edited the picture for GD. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/128054/lily_valentine_scoreland01_3_jpg-3316420.JPG She looks like the exact person I imagine has plapps.. |
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Posted: 9/9/2024 9:15:14 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Great, now do Solo. Please..lol
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Posted: 9/9/2024 9:20:05 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What's the butthole look like? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/542569/thank_you-3286440.gif Wait till you hear about the piles high club fetish... 
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Posted: 9/9/2024 9:20:57 PM EST
[#49]
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Posted: 9/9/2024 9:23:48 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Anybody whose primary identity, publicly, is their religion, is a fake attention seeker. Mormon, Christian, Jew, whatever… just attention seekers. Sure, you could take that viewpoint, or hear me out... Someone claiming to be, and living as a follower of Christ first and foremost, may be what's needed more in this horribly broken world. Edit: Just taking what you said on its own by the way. |
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