HookCook^TM

she comes over, makes a damn fine meal, cleans up, dishes, packages the leftovers, bang, and then out the door in time for you to get some shuteye before work.

Fuck boats

I don't think it would work, because I can do that better.

HookDish^TM just cleans up after. BUT SHE CAN'T TOUCH THE CAST IRON

i want steph chung to use dawn dish soap on my cast iron whilst i get to watch.

You're a monster

Nope ,  did it couple times  and her kids were always an issue.

then she says to me, she says:  oh honey, are you traumatized?

TBH I'm totally happy with this ^

If she can cook a few things that become instant favorites, I'll eat gruel if it makes her smile
I'm one of those

"Babe, how are the eggs this morning? "
*spits out shell* "They're *coughs* greaatt..."



While I think a lady who can cook, and wants to, and doesn't view that as "Beneath" her or anything - is one of the best things in this world,
I ALSO think grilling is a good spot for a man's cooking inclinations


If you think about it, "Back in the cavedays", before language, before music, before W2s, suits, and all that -
You can almost picture it.

Caveman sits around a fire with a big chunk of meat. Cavewoman notices and sits down next to him, he offers it to her, she accepts.
They're "dating" now.
She offers some green stuff she found while out gathering.
He accepts, unsure of it, but eats it.

In the modern day, I think a man offering his lady some cooked dead-animal activates some old circuitry, I just do.



1) This just popped into my head and made me cackle:
Patrice O'Neal would have totally twisted that sentence the way I did there ^ and LOST HIS MIND if he caught you saying that ^
3 minute roast

2) Idk man, baking can absolutely be tinkered with, aabsolutely.
Ever been with a girl that knows how you like your desserts made?
Or tries combining them?

Some people prefer under-done baked treats.
Some people prefer the cardboard taste.

I'm just spoiled because I seeen it.



I will concur, at least IME, women make better bakers.
I think on cooking there's parity.
At least IME when it comes to baking, women (as a team) drag men (as a team) into the deep water and figuratively drown them
Best and most adventurous baker(s) I know are 2 heavier set women.

They're in their own class.

Unironically JLP3

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Well I mean boobs are pretty awesome.

This would be better for you since you like to cook.

TIL, JLP3 likes his womenz,
- 1 Part 'varbie-girl
- 1 Part WhistlinDiesel

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If I was single I would possibly date a single mom. Probably only if she didn't need my help in any way financially and the kids were grown enough to not need me to be a dad to them. I'm not rich enough to be responsible for someone else kids.

We (my wife & I, and 3 of our band members (one other couple and a single female)) wound up in a karaoke bar in Old Mehico. By night’s end (meaning daybreak), they ended up paying our very significant bar tab and paying us to boot…and supplied us with guitars, a mandolin and a keyboard to play until the sun came up the next morning. Of course it cost us a full day of vacation to recover, but YOLO!

There were, however, a significant number of hot single babes that I had to ignore due to my long-married status.  But it’s a night I’ll never forget.

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Sadly F.P.N.I. , 99% of the time you will never be first in the relationship. Little Jimmy has a band recitle, you get in a head on wreck? See you after the show. Need a ride after some medical procedure,  Sally needs to get her clarinet tuned up, see you after that.

Little Johnny acting like a little shit and offer some constructive criticism or even ideas to nip it in the bud, MONSTER! Your not his father and how dare you!

On the RARE occasion, it works, and it works well. Most of the time the mental gymnastics are just too much and your better off putting your junk in the drawer opening and closing it repeatedly until the desire to sex up the woman in the relationship subsides.

When I was in college, there was a bakery in Snook, TX.  Owned by several old German ladies in their 80s-90s who baked the best kolaches in TX.  $1.20/dozen of any kind you wanted.  I could have happily married any of them when I was 20 if they had been a few years younger…

False.

"53% of women born in 1991 were childless by their 30th birthday last year"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10447507/Half-women-childless-thirty-time-ever.html

I did.  I married her.  Mixed bag.  I don't want to say eject - but I suspect it will generally be more difficult than it should be.  That said, relationships with most American women over 18 are probably more difficult than the should be.  They have been well brainwashed by the left for too many years.  Plus lots of them probably are more liberal because they probably relied on Uncle Sam too long.

Sounds right.  Thinking on the 30-35 women I know, 80%are unmarried and childless.


I know men like to tell themselves all women are sloots with multiple baby daddies, but that's not most women. Its just most of those that are out there in the instaapp dating world.

i prefer the term ChildFree^TM

Do you get a royalty for it's use?  

^TM

NEVER

We got a stage 1 clinger here.

Yeh I wouldn't do it,  Two years living next to a single mother of 3, It all started off as entertainment and comedy with what was going on in the house.
Deputies being called constantly kids not wanting to go on trips with this or that boyfriend all the way to You are not my Dad.
Now it is drama house with stay the fuck away from us.

This will seem extremely jaded.

But not seriously. I just don't see the point honestly. It just seems like a huge risk for a guy.

-Her kid is the number one priority. Not you
-If you get in a relationship, married, etc. The bond you formed with that kid can be erased by the mother if divorced. You won't have any custody or visitation rights. Putting yourself out there emotionally and raising a child like your own seems tough when it can all be taken away imo.
-If said divorce happens, you are still on the hook for alimony, etc.

Plenty of women out there without kids honestly.

No, I have been there, done that, never again. Even if I thought it was a good idea after the additional BS and problems that brings into the relationship, why would you want to take care of another man's kid?

Not to mention encouraging bad behavior from women who are already more or less out of control. It's a recipe for disaster.

Don't know where to begin with all the fail in this post. If they were sane, they would not be single mothers, let's start there.

This thread has a lot of great mentions:
Single moms
Boobs
Family recipes
Sharks
Karaoke
Bitter men who hate women
Kidnapping
Shoplifting
Cast iron

Yeah, this thread really got weird overnight. I'm gonna blame it on TG, but Jamal Pettimore coming out in the thread didn't help. Unsubscribing.

Depends on the age of the kids

Generally no

If I was a single dad with young kids I wouldn't date for the sake of the kids

So it would be hard to respect a woman who did.

You found a sane single mother?

Here is how many of them think: their kids are #1, but your kids better not be #1 for you, because she expects to be your #1 priority.

@bandanabandit1
It really depends on the woman, her situation and how much you're willing to deal with. A woman with a kid is always a different dynamic.

I met my wife at Fort Bragg (yeah, I know), she was a single mother of a daughter around two years old; enlisted in the Air Force and taking college classes at night. I would normally advocate NOT getting involved, but she was my perfect match and has been for the past 26 years. Were there some minor issues with her Ex? Yeah, but it was tolerable and my relationship with her family more than made up for it.

Do understand, just as my wife told me when we first started to seriously date, she said her daughter was her number one priority; that's what a good mother does. If you're serious, you need to accept that. She's always been smart, just married young to get out of her home town (Air Force guy) and when the guy turned into a controlling moron, didn't want to be a father (and border line abused her), she enlisted in the Air Force and filed for divorce. She never even wanted his child support and that guy only paid a couple hundred a month until his daughter turned 18; she never asked for more even when he got promoted a couple of times (and I told her it wasn't worth the drama...she didn't need it and that has made their future relationship with their daughter much tamer).

A date is fine, just to get to know them, but seriously dating is really something that requires a lot of consideration and knowing the whole situation...especially with her Ex. A lot of single mothers want that man and security, my wife didn't...she wanted a relationship with me when we started getting serious and wanted me to know that her daughter was a package deal. I accepted, and it was the best decision of my life.

Quite honestly, if you find the right woman who is a single mother, it's likely a 1 in 1000 that anything goes beyond a date or two. Oh, and she's always been adamant about managing her own finances, she never wanted to be dependent on anyone. We have always split living expenses, but she has her own, separate bank accounts and retirement account. She's stayed with me because she wanted to...and I've always been okay with that.

ROCK6

I started chatting with a single mom from a dating app.
2 kids
Different dads
Engaged 3 times
Never married

Too many red flags.

and steph chung

and steph chung abusing my cast iron by using dawn dish soap on it.

whilst she lets me watch.

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or perhaps just the right amount of red flags.

Yeah, I could've had lots of fun with her. Ultimately I didn't want to invest any time with her.

Ewww....look how dirty she is. Dirty arms and dirty, razor-stubbled legs. I can smell that from here, and it isn't a pleasant smell.

"invest any time with her"?

you're just there for random play and/or beej and ham sammich whilst you're watching sportscenter on her couch.

we're talking maybe 1-2 hours week/max, brosef.

sir, i'm on a laptop and lack the interwebz interface equipment to see these deets.

I failed to mention her weight.  Another deciding factor.

Sharing your spunk with a single mom is one thing, but sharing food with a fattie and her kids ain't happening. Good call.

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To much drama