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Posted: 6/5/2019 2:49:27 PM EDT

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I did not have sexual relations with the dog.

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Then why is he grinning?

Posted: 6/5/2019 2:49:57 PM EDT

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Ok. Nice screen name.

Edit: Fuckin beat... off to pornhub I go.

Posted: 6/5/2019 2:52:08 PM EDT

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Good, one less thing to consider.

Posted: 6/5/2019 2:54:28 PM EDT

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I'd tell her I don't trust her either... If it's something small like she doesn't trust ya to dress well, that's ok, tell me what to wear then. But if it's something big like I don't trust ya period. Then might want to lawyer up for that pending divorce...

Posted: 6/5/2019 2:54:49 PM EDT

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It really depends on the thing. There's a big difference between not trusting me with access to our checking account, and not trusting me with a case of whiskey and some dynamite.

Posted: 6/5/2019 2:56:09 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/5/2019 2:56:26 PM EDT

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I can't imagine being in a marriage where a woman drops little hints and plays stupid fucking games. That's my initial reaction.

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This. I have no time for ambiguous BS or mindreader-style games. That's manipulative crap women pull to get you on an endless guilt trip.

Posted: 6/5/2019 2:57:53 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/5/2019 3:01:36 PM EDT

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My wife doesn't trust me to play it cool when she tells me that her annoying/obnoxious sister and her annoying/obnoxious husband will be staying with us for a week... intruding on nearly every aspect of our lives in our humble house, instead of staying in an F'ing hotel like normal people.

For good reason.

P.S. It happens every other summer, and she just informed me of the bad news for this summer a few days ago. Now I have something to dread for the next month, and then something to [barely] endure for a week or two. Now I have to figure-out things to keep me away from my own home, or locked in my man cave. Lord knows I won't be having any good sex that week.

Posted: 6/5/2019 3:03:43 PM EDT

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This is GD.

Go full retard, obviously.

Posted: 6/5/2019 3:08:26 PM EDT

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My wife doesn't trust me to play it cool when she tells me that her annoying/obnoxious sister and her annoying/obnoxious husband will be staying with us for a week... intruding on nearly every aspect of our lives in our humble house, instead of staying in an F'ing hotel like normal people.

For good reason.

P.S. It happens every other summer, and she just informed me of the bad news for this summer a few days ago. Now I have something to dread for the next month, and then something to [barely] endure for a week or two. Now I have to figure-out things to keep me away from my own home, or locked in my man cave. Lord knows I won't be having any good sex that week.

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Man, how's it feel to get walked all over inside your own home?

Posted: 6/5/2019 3:16:14 PM EDT

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It sucks man. I don't get walked all over in my own castle in any other way, at any other time... but my wife will ALWAYS be the "little sister" in her family and she always assumes that role. Fortunately, it's rarely an issue and she's extremely independent, sensible, etc. Really an awesome lady to be married to. But when it comes to her sister (or any family) staying with us when they're in town... it's always a weird Svengali thing. We've had a couple of good blow-outs over it. If it came any more often then every other year, it would have been settled once and for all now. But my wife puts up with so much of my bullshit that I figure she's earned that one little f'd-up deal. I do take it with just a little less tolerance each time though. They're almost dead IMO (in their 70s), so I won't have to tolerate too many more experiences. Last time they were here, the obnoxious husband was trying to tell me how to wire in my new LED porchlights. I let him know that he was pissing me off. When my wife and I got married, this guy was telling me all about CCW (despite the fact that I'd already carried for years, and he lived in CA and NEVER CCW'd). He's completely FoS. Also, he's almost deaf and likes to laugh crazy obnoxiously loud in bars and embarrass us all. He's not a bad guy per se (he and his obnoxious wife are retired CA school teachers, but actual conservatives), just annoying as all hell.

Posted: 6/5/2019 3:25:34 PM EDT

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My reaction, without reading anything but the Op is; *Ok, you handle it.*

Posted: 6/5/2019 3:26:32 PM EDT

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I did not have sexual relations with the dog.

Then why is he grinning?

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Posted: 6/5/2019 3:28:29 PM EDT

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In my experience this is something women do when they are doing something untrustworthy. That way they get support from their friends when they come back and say "I did it because you were doing it" even though you never did anything.

Posted: 6/5/2019 3:29:20 PM EDT

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Tell the bitch to shut the fuck up and mind her own business.

Guess that's why I'm divorced tho.

Posted: 6/5/2019 3:29:39 PM EDT

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Ha!

Posted: 6/5/2019 3:30:29 PM EDT

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If your wife told you “a keyboard” don’t be too pissed.

Posted: 6/5/2019 3:36:21 PM EDT

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DAY 1

Posted: 6/5/2019 3:36:53 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/5/2019 3:38:55 PM EDT

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Only one thing? I'm good.

Posted: 6/5/2019 3:39:49 PM EDT

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If she doesn't trust you to do the laundry correctly, you are WINNING.

Posted: 6/5/2019 3:41:44 PM EDT

[#23]

I don't trust the OP's ability to create a compelling and coherent thread nor his ability to use proper punctuation.

Posted: 6/5/2019 3:44:21 PM EDT

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Ok, I'll admit it. I did put her jeans in the dryer once. I was helping with the chores. Upon further reflection "Your jeans aren't shrinking, it's your ass that's growing." was not the proper response to her when she called the serious error of putting jeans in the dryer. No, she does not trust me with the laundry any more.

Posted: 6/5/2019 3:46:14 PM EDT

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Maybe it's to diffuse a bomb or something or purchase the right hair care product. I wouldn't trust myself either.

Posted: 6/5/2019 3:50:01 PM EDT

[#26]

the new nanny?

Posted: 6/5/2019 3:50:51 PM EDT

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Ok, I'll admit it. I did put her jeans in the dryer once. I was helping with the chores. Upon further reflection "Your jeans aren't shrinking, it's your ass that's growing." was not the proper response to her when she called the serious error of putting jeans in the dryer. No, she does not trust me with the laundry any more.

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Ewwww, jeans get stiff and scratchy if you don't put them in the dryer.

Posted: 6/5/2019 3:51:48 PM EDT

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Fuck, My Wife tells me that pretty much every 15mins (lol). She's right most of the time.

Posted: 6/5/2019 3:59:36 PM EDT

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My wife doesn't trust me to play it cool when she tells me that her annoying/obnoxious sister and her annoying/obnoxious husband will be staying with us for a week... intruding on nearly every aspect of our lives in our humble house, instead of staying in an F'ing hotel like normal people.

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I agree 100%. There have to be some compelling reasons for me to stay in someone's home rather than get a hotel room. I have no desire to intrude on other people's lives, even if invited, but even more importantly I value my own privacy and comfort.

Posted: 6/5/2019 4:01:14 PM EDT

[#30]

Eject

Posted: 6/5/2019 4:01:37 PM EDT

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As Bill Balance always said, "He who loves the least is always in control of the relationship"...

Posted: 6/5/2019 4:04:55 PM EDT

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I agree 100%. There have to be some compelling reasons for me to stay in someone's home rather than get a hotel room. I have no desire to intrude on other people's lives, even if invited, but even more importantly I value my own privacy and comfort.

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Dead-on! When the wife and I travel, I insist that we stay in hotels because I value MY freedom and privacy, as much as any would-be host family's.

Posted: 6/5/2019 4:05:11 PM EDT

[#33]

Yeah, well I hope you die...

Posted: 6/5/2019 4:27:06 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/5/2019 4:30:41 PM EDT

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I would understand. I'm shady as fuck.

Posted: 6/5/2019 4:35:29 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/5/2019 4:41:50 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/5/2019 4:44:41 PM EDT

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Gutless fucked up thread. Spill it or gtfo. JFC. Worse than a fuckin safe thread

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Posted: 6/5/2019 4:55:49 PM EDT

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Op....can we trust you to answer some of these questions in this mess of a thread you created??

Trust with what?.. money, shopping for food items, cooking, her sisters, financial decisions, pulling out?..

Posted: 6/5/2019 4:56:52 PM EDT

[#40]

Ok.

Posted: 6/5/2019 5:00:32 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/5/2019 5:01:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/5/2019 5:03:27 PM EDT

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I'd let her know she will not see me for a week or so.

A couple days later she wouldn't see me.

A couple more days and she still wouldn't see me.

About the 6th or 7th day the swelling would have gone down in her left eye enough that she could make me out a little bit.

Posted: 6/5/2019 5:10:21 PM EDT

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the new nanny?

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Temptation,maybe work on having a 3 some

Posted: 6/5/2019 5:12:50 PM EDT

[#45]

She's probably right

Posted: 6/5/2019 5:35:43 PM EDT

[#46]

Kick her in the vag and fuck her sister. That's what I'd do.

Posted: 6/5/2019 5:45:34 PM EDT

[#47]

OP is a woman, whose wife doesn't trust her to tell her the whole story before asking her opinion.

Posted: 6/5/2019 6:03:44 PM EDT

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I'd let her know she will not see me for a week or so.

A couple days later she wouldn't see me.

A couple more days and she still wouldn't see me.

About the 6th or 7th day the swelling would have gone down in her left eye enough that she could make me out a little bit.

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