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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 7:20:46 PM EDT
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FPNI
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 7:54:23 PM EDT
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I’ve never been to Texas and I assumed that y’all dressed like that.
Kinda like as west coasters all have beards and wear burkies.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 7:57:31 PM EDT
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None of us know.

Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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FPNI again.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 8:01:18 PM EDT
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None of us know.

Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 8:05:08 PM EDT
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I've lived here 3 years, and I've only seen this once.
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You need to go visit Gas Monkey.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 8:06:46 PM EDT
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If you want a real longhorn, you're gonna pay for it.

Hipsters will probably pay more for the skull and horns than the rancher made on the beef.
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Hope so.  Longhorn beef is dog food at best.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 8:22:21 PM EDT
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None of us know.

Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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That's the most Texas answer, ever. It's simultaneously arrogant, condescending, and boastful - yet wrong.

Bravo. 10 out of 10.

The number of genuine native born Texans in this state with a long horn skull in their abode probably outnumbers the number of longhorn skulls in the rest of the lower 49.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 8:24:36 PM EDT
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None of us know.

Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 8:26:09 PM EDT
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None of us know.

Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 8:27:09 PM EDT
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That's the most Texas answer, ever. It's simultaneously arrogant, condescending, and boastful - yet wrong.

Bravo. 10 out of 10.

The number of genuine native born Texans in this state with a long horn skull in their abode probably outnumbers the number of longhorn skulls in the rest of the lower 49.
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 8:27:34 PM EDT
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None of us know.

Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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Lmfao 1PNI
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 8:28:39 PM EDT
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No clue, really. Every once in a while you see some shyster selling Mexican beef skulls on the side of the road.  First off, they are not longhorns. Second, the prep leaves a lot to be desired.

I don't know a single Texan with one, they are far outnumbered by the mounted exotics such as Greater Kudu or Axis deer.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 8:30:13 PM EDT
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whats burning?
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 8:32:13 PM EDT
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None of us know.

Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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FPNI
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 8:32:42 PM EDT
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I want a longhorn skull (European mount) to hang up in my barn.  A short amount of googling showed prices that made me laugh.

What should a skull/horn mount cost?
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 8:33:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 8:35:48 PM EDT
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That first post.

Link Posted: 10/15/2019 9:13:11 PM EDT
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I had the idea of breeding minature longhorns once. Sell them to every UT grad that has 2 acres so he can have a mini Bevo. Would have retired rich I'm telling you.

Double rich if I could have bred them to come out burnt orange 100%.
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LBJ had an idea to breed less capable steers

Link Posted: 10/15/2019 9:21:41 PM EDT
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I've lived here 3 years, and I've only seen this once.
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Saw some last week.

On a Honda Ridgeline.  No shit.
Travis County.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 9:22:54 PM EDT
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I’ve never been to Texas and I assumed that y’all dressed like that.
Kinda like as west coasters all have beards and wear burkies.
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I’ve never been to Texas and I assumed that y’all dressed like that.
Kinda like as west coasters all have beards and wear burkies.
That's okay. I was born here, taken out of state till we moved back at the age of 8yro.  Thought I'd see a bunch of cowboys on horses with cowboy boots and six shooters.. but I was 8 years old.  Not a dig, but I understand.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 9:27:26 PM EDT
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Hell - I've lived in Texas all but 3 years of my life and cannot recall a single instance of one on public highways.

OP - longhorns these days are pasture furniture more than beef.  I suppose if you really wanted one you could purchase a longhorn steer and then shoot it when the horns are big enough for you.  
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 8:18:09 PM EDT
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Sorry, I forgot smilies and insults for Oklahoma. But, seriously, no one does cowboy decor like this state. At least wear that shit proudly.
Link Posted: 10/17/2019 10:35:11 PM EDT
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