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10/24/2007 9:57:28 PM EDT
Well, my Navy Reserve enlistment bonus finally came in (5 months after joining ) and after taxes and paying off all of my debt (woohoo!) I'll have about $1700 left.

My choices on what to spend the money on have come down to 2 options.

Vasectomy or Springfield Operator.

I can't stand children, and have no desire to ever have children of my own.
They're like miniature liberals: constantly whining, a parasitic drain on finances and just plain irritating. Therefore, a vasectomy seems like a good option.

I also really want a Springfield Operator...I have since the first time I saw one, and since I just sold my Colt OACP I'm in need of another .45 to fill its place.

I can't get both in this situation so what say you ARFCOM?

Should I go with the vasectomy or the Operator?
10/24/2007 9:59:24 PM EDT
[#1]
Buy the sprinfield and shoot yourself in the taint.
10/24/2007 9:59:47 PM EDT
[#2]
Springfield Operator and pullin' out FTW
10/24/2007 10:00:09 PM EDT
[#3]
Get a Colt XSE, 1,000 rounds of ammo and a half dozen Wilson 47 Magazines and shoot yourself in the nuts

You should have enough left over to get some advil and you will have a better 1911 than a springfield inc 1911
10/24/2007 10:00:17 PM EDT
[#4]
Get both?

I've seen posts from other Arfcomers who've gotten a vasectomy  only had shell out their co-payment
10/24/2007 10:00:38 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Buy the sprinfield and shoot yourself in the taint.


I don't have health insurance anymore, otherwise this would be an option.
10/24/2007 10:01:57 PM EDT
[#6]
I would rather be able to skeet skeet! Buy the Springfield.
10/24/2007 10:03:08 PM EDT
[#7]
For god's sake, get the gun and just buy condoms.


Quoted:
I would rather be able to skeet skeet! Buy the Springfield.


You can still "skeet skeet" after a vasectomy. It just contains no semen.
10/24/2007 10:04:18 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
For god's sake, get the gun and just buy condoms.


Quoted:
I would rather be able to skeet skeet! Buy the Springfield.


You can still "skeet skeet" after a vasectomy. It just contains no semen.


Really, wow I did not fucking know that!!

ETA: You gotta be able to Superman dat hoe!!!
10/24/2007 10:04:46 PM EDT
[#9]
You might change your mind someday. Don't you ever think about having a son to share your hobby with?!?!?

Buy the gun
10/24/2007 10:05:20 PM EDT
[#10]
Get the 1911 first. It's called the Operator for a reason.
10/24/2007 10:06:45 PM EDT
[#11]
I am with the OP concerning kids. Thus, I voted for the vasectomy.  
10/24/2007 10:07:03 PM EDT
[#12]
Get the Sprigfield,

Even if you get snipped you will still have to wear a condoms. And if you don't I call dibs on his guns.
10/24/2007 10:07:06 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
You might change your mind someday. Don't you ever think about having a son to share your hobby with?!?!?

Buy the gun


They can reverse the surgery, should it ever come to that.

Personally I say just buy good condoms and use them correctly.  
10/24/2007 10:07:06 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
You might change your mind someday. Don't you ever think about having a son to share your hobby with?!?!?

Buy the gun


There is a pre-op cold storage option.
10/24/2007 10:07:19 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
For god's sake, get the gun and just buy condoms.


Quoted:
I would rather be able to skeet skeet! Buy the Springfield.


You can still "skeet skeet" after a vasectomy. It just contains no semen.


Really, wow I did not fucking know that!!

ETA: You gotta be able to Superman dat hoe!!!


Actually it contains no sperm.

eta And that superman shit is friggin' disgusting, anyone who actually did it is a fucking pig who definitely SHOULD get a vasectomy.

Or castration if you superman the right woman. I can only hope.
10/24/2007 10:07:41 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
...I can't stand children, and have no desire to ever have children of my own.
They're like miniature liberals: constantly whining, a parasitic drain on finances and just plain irritating...



I can't help but feel sorry for ya.
10/24/2007 10:09:04 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Buy the springfield and shoot yourself in the taint.




sure I'll +1 that
10/24/2007 10:11:50 PM EDT
[#18]
if you're asking on arfcom whether or not you should get a vasectomy, definitely get a vasectomy
10/24/2007 10:14:25 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
if you're asking on arfcom whether or not you should get a vasectomy, definitely get a vasectomy


I love this place!
10/24/2007 10:16:04 PM EDT
[#20]
Vasectomy.

Both shoot. Get the one which will protect you from condom-mining gold-diggers, and still get you laid.

+condoms are teh suk
10/24/2007 10:16:11 PM EDT
[#21]
How old are you?  This figures heavily in the whether to get a vasectomy or not decision.
10/24/2007 10:17:15 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
How old are you?  This figures heavily in the whether to get a vasectomy or not decision.


27, I'll be 28 in a few months. Fuck...I'm getting old.
10/24/2007 10:20:27 PM EDT
[#23]
tag for morning entertainment  
10/24/2007 10:23:52 PM EDT
[#24]
You're way to young for a vasectomy, plus you shouldn't be having unprotected sex these days anyhow.
10/24/2007 10:24:35 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
How old are you?  This figures heavily in the whether to get a vasectomy or not decision.


27, I'll be 28 in a few months. Fuck...I'm getting old.


I'd give it a few more years.  You never know, you might meet someone and get married and you might feel differently about having kids.
10/24/2007 10:25:56 PM EDT
[#26]
Uh

The vasectomy is going to cost a LOT less in the long term.
10/24/2007 10:28:30 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
How old are you?  This figures heavily in the whether to get a vasectomy or not decision.


27, I'll be 28 in a few months. Fuck...I'm getting old.


I'd give it a few more years.  You never know, you might meet someone and get married and you might feel differently about having kids.


I've actually already met her...been together almost 2 years, and she feels the same way about having children.
10/24/2007 10:30:51 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
How old are you?  This figures heavily in the whether to get a vasectomy or not decision.


27, I'll be 28 in a few months. Fuck...I'm getting old.


I'd give it a few more years.  You never know, you might meet someone and get married and you might feel differently about having kids.


I've actually already met her...been together almost 2 years, and she feels the same way about having children.



well, there you go.  I'd say you're a good candidate for a vasectomy.
10/24/2007 10:31:25 PM EDT
[#29]
get the gun.  if you not happy with it, you can always trade it off.  not so much with the other option.
10/24/2007 10:32:25 PM EDT
[#30]
Maturity lessons.
10/24/2007 10:34:34 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
Maturity lessons.





But he knows it all at 27.
10/24/2007 10:36:05 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Maturity lessons.





But he knows it all at 27.


He couldn't find his ass with both hands tied behind his back.

Ignore the above, I'm tired.
10/24/2007 10:36:15 PM EDT
[#33]
Buy a Glock 40 and Kaboom your balls off.
10/24/2007 10:39:58 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Maturity lessons.





But he knows it all at 27.


He couldn't find his ass with both hands tied behind his back.

Ignore the above, I'm tired.


Oh for fuck's sake you two, this thread was intended as a joke.

Do you honestly think I would seek serious advice on a vasectomy from arfcom?
10/24/2007 10:41:00 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Maturity lessons.





But he knows it all at 27.


He couldn't find his ass with both hands tied behind his back.

Ignore the above, I'm tired.


Oh for fuck's sake you two, this thread was intended as a joke.
10/24/2007 10:41:56 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Maturity lessons.





But he knows it all at 27.


He couldn't find his ass with both hands tied behind his back.

Ignore the above, I'm tired.


Oh for fuck's sake you two, this thread was intended as a joke.




Aw, you're so sweet!
10/24/2007 10:45:58 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
How old are you?  This figures heavily in the whether to get a vasectomy or not decision.


27, I'll be 28 in a few months. Fuck...I'm getting old.


I'd give it a few more years.  You never know, you might meet someone and get married and you might feel differently about having kids.


I've actually already met her...been together almost 2 years, and she feels the same way about having children.


She does NOW... it's almost certain she'll feel different when she's 34, and you likely will too.

The parenthood drive doesn't even kick in for most people until their thirties anymore, I think it has to do with the longer lifespans today.

Just get the gun, get snipped next timew you re-up if you must.
10/24/2007 10:48:42 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Maturity lessons.





But he knows it all at 27.


He couldn't find his ass with both hands tied behind his back.

Ignore the above, I'm tired.


Oh for fuck's sake you two, this thread was intended as a joke.




Aw, you're so sweet!


Seriously don't give up on having kids. I was a "player" I had 5 girlfriends at a time and loved the attention of pretty women. Never I mean ever planned on getting married. Then at age 29 I met my future wife, We had our second child last night. Thats the greatest feeling you will ever have. You won't know it until you experience it.
10/24/2007 10:50:42 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Maturity lessons.





But he knows it all at 27.


He couldn't find his ass with both hands tied behind his back.

Ignore the above, I'm tired.


Oh for fuck's sake you two, this thread was intended as a joke.




Aw, you're so sweet!


Seriously don't give up on having kids. I was a "player" I had 5 girlfriends at a time and loved the attention of pretty women. Never I mean ever planned on getting married. Then at age 29 I met my future wife, We had our second child last night. Thats the greatest feeling you will ever have. You won't know it until you experience it.


So true.

Now stop with the man love you two, or I'll turn the hose on you guys.
10/24/2007 10:53:17 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Maturity lessons.





But he knows it all at 27.


He couldn't find his ass with both hands tied behind his back.

Ignore the above, I'm tired.


Oh for fuck's sake you two, this thread was intended as a joke.




Aw, you're so sweet!


Seriously don't give up on having kids. I was a "player" I had 5 girlfriends at a time and loved the attention of pretty women. Never I mean ever planned on getting married. Then at age 29 I met my future wife, We had our second child last night. Thats the greatest feeling you will ever have. You won't know it until you experience it.


Congratulations on your second child!
10/24/2007 10:53:41 PM EDT
[#41]
Man love requires no vasectomy

Jump in the pool Dawn, the jello is fine.
10/24/2007 10:56:05 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
Man love requires no vasectomy

Jump in the pool Dawn, the jello is fine.


Man love, pool, and jello...

Um. I'm kind of thinking I might be busy that weekend.




10/24/2007 10:56:43 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Man love requires no vasectomy

Jump in the pool Dawn, the jello is fine.


Man love, pool, and jello...

Um. I'm kind of thinking I might be busy that weekend.






Gonna be in your bunk huh?
10/24/2007 10:58:42 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Man love requires no vasectomy

Jump in the pool Dawn, the jello is fine.


Man love, pool, and jello...

Um. I'm kind of thinking I might be busy that weekend.






Gonna be in your bunk huh?



If by "bunk" you mean "partying in Vegas" then yeah.




I'm flying out tomorrow!
10/24/2007 10:59:03 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
Man love requires no vasectomy

Jump in the pool Dawn, the jello is fine.


This thread has officially gone tits up.
10/24/2007 10:59:34 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Man love requires no vasectomy

Jump in the pool Dawn, the jello is fine.


This thread has officially gone tits up.
10/25/2007 12:49:56 AM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:
Uh

The vasectomy is going to cost a LOT less in the long term.


Get snipped. The money you save on never having to pay child support is HUGE.
10/25/2007 12:54:20 AM EDT
[#48]
Damn, how much does a vasectomy cost?  Would only cost me $15.  
10/25/2007 1:44:55 AM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:
Damn, how much does a vasectomy cost?  Would only cost me $15.  


If you have insurance, most likely.
10/25/2007 2:09:47 AM EDT
[#50]
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How old are you?  This figures heavily in the whether to get a vasectomy or not decision.


27, I'll be 28 in a few months. Fuck...I'm getting old.ht


True.  And typically docs won't do vasectomies under 30 or so.
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