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Link Posted: 3/22/2019 9:37:29 AM EDT
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So say we all



2 weeks in a row we're not hitting 100.  I blame jdub.
Link Posted: 3/22/2019 9:37:30 AM EDT
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Eat shit, dag.  Given the choice between spending another minute with you or living the rest of my days with a prolapsed rectum, I'd learn to push that shit back inside, take up powerlifting, and still enjoy my life more than if I'd made the opposite choice.
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Page 64.  Seriously.
Yes. Congratulations on being able to count.
I didn't count, I read, you cretinous twat.
Fuck you, puck. Your life’s so fuckin pathetic I ran a charity 15k to raise awareness for it
Eat shit, dag.  Given the choice between spending another minute with you or living the rest of my days with a prolapsed rectum, I'd learn to push that shit back inside, take up powerlifting, and still enjoy my life more than if I'd made the opposite choice.
Link Posted: 3/22/2019 9:37:36 AM EDT
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Celery juice and bulletproof coffee sure induce a lot of contemplation.
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Fuck you, puck. Your life’s so fuckin pathetic I ran a charity 15k to raise awareness for it
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I didn't count, I read, you cretinous twat.
Fuck you, puck. Your life’s so fuckin pathetic I ran a charity 15k to raise awareness for it
Link Posted: 3/22/2019 9:38:55 AM EDT
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I could be incredibly irresponsible and have it now.
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I don't have a vacation scheduled.
For once we are agreeing.

Scary
Night vision is a superpower.
Yea verily
We should have superpowers.
All I need is the money.
I could be incredibly irresponsible and have it now.
Same.

But that would end poorly for me.
Link Posted: 3/22/2019 9:39:37 AM EDT
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Narcotourism?
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4 weeks until vacation bois
4 days since my vacation.

3 months and 13 days till Mexico

Not that I'm counting
Narcotourism?
Link Posted: 3/22/2019 9:40:00 AM EDT
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Maybe not, but we have to try.
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Reading is for losers.
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Yes. Congratulations on being able to count.
I didn't count, I read, you cretinous twat.
Reading is for losers.
and phaggots
Link Posted: 3/22/2019 9:40:30 AM EDT
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D'aww. That's pretty much how Em greets me in the morning. Then she starts talking if I don't get up to let her out.
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Good morning my lovelies.
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D'aww. That's pretty much how Em greets me in the morning. Then she starts talking if I don't get up to let her out.
My dog comes to the side of the bed and just stares at me. If I don't get up, I get a cold nose to the face.
Link Posted: 3/22/2019 9:41:02 AM EDT
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Eat shit, dag.  Given the choice between spending another minute with you or living the rest of my days with a prolapsed rectum, I'd learn to push that shit back inside, take up powerlifting, and still enjoy my life more than if I'd made the opposite choice.
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Page 64.  Seriously.
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I didn't count, I read, you cretinous twat.
Fuck you, puck. Your life’s so fuckin pathetic I ran a charity 15k to raise awareness for it
Eat shit, dag.  Given the choice between spending another minute with you or living the rest of my days with a prolapsed rectum, I'd learn to push that shit back inside, take up powerlifting, and still enjoy my life more than if I'd made the opposite choice.
Link Posted: 3/22/2019 9:41:06 AM EDT
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Maybe not, but we have to try.
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Maybe not, but we have to try.
So you want it to go somewhere?
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4 weeks until vacation bois


About a month and a half for me.
I don't have a vacation scheduled.
May brudda
Eh
I'm wondering if I should wait for the credit bubble to pop before I get a house or not. Because it'll probably pop in the near future.


We bought on the downward trend last time and were able to refinance a couple years later and drop almost 2 points.
Nice.
Very nice

1800sq ft, 1/4 acre lot, inside city limits so we have the high property taxes.

$670/month.  
Link Posted: 3/22/2019 9:43:29 AM EDT
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4 weeks until vacation bois
4 days since my vacation.

3 months and 13 days till Mexico

Not that I'm counting
Narcotourism?
He's a mule.
Link Posted: 3/22/2019 9:43:55 AM EDT
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Were your parents siblings who were also insufferable jackasses?
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Page 64.  Seriously.
Yes. Congratulations on being able to count.
I didn't count, I read, you cretinous twat.
Fuck you, puck. Your life’s so fuckin pathetic I ran a charity 15k to raise awareness for it
Eat shit, dag.  Given the choice between spending another minute with you or living the rest of my days with a prolapsed rectum, I'd learn to push that shit back inside, take up powerlifting, and still enjoy my life more than if I'd made the opposite choice.
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Were your parents siblings who were also insufferable jackasses?
No, my parents aren't Canadian.
Link Posted: 3/22/2019 9:44:32 AM EDT
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So you want it to go somewhere?
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Maybe not, but we have to try.
So you want it to go somewhere?
CoS?

Yep
Link Posted: 3/22/2019 9:44:36 AM EDT
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You should wait for interest rates to go up.
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4 weeks until vacation bois


About a month and a half for me.
I don't have a vacation scheduled.
May brudda
Eh
I'm wondering if I should wait for the credit bubble to pop before I get a house or not. Because it'll probably pop in the near future.
You should wait for interest rates to go up.
17.89% interest is a steal.
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These words on paper aren't working. What we need is some other words on paper to fix the problem. That should fuckin' do it!
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Same.

But that would end poorly for me.
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I don't have a vacation scheduled.
For once we are agreeing.

Scary
Night vision is a superpower.
Yea verily
We should have superpowers.
All I need is the money.
I could be incredibly irresponsible and have it now.
Same.

But that would end poorly for me.
This is accurate
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Very nice

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$670/month.  
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4 weeks until vacation bois


About a month and a half for me.
I don't have a vacation scheduled.
May brudda
Eh
I'm wondering if I should wait for the credit bubble to pop before I get a house or not. Because it'll probably pop in the near future.


We bought on the downward trend last time and were able to refinance a couple years later and drop almost 2 points.
Nice.
Very nice

1800sq ft, 1/4 acre lot, inside city limits so we have the high property taxes.

$670/month.  
Damn
Link Posted: 3/22/2019 9:48:24 AM EDT
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$670/month.  
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4 weeks until vacation bois


About a month and a half for me.
I don't have a vacation scheduled.
May brudda
Eh
I'm wondering if I should wait for the credit bubble to pop before I get a house or not. Because it'll probably pop in the near future.


We bought on the downward trend last time and were able to refinance a couple years later and drop almost 2 points.
Nice.
Very nice

1800sq ft, 1/4 acre lot, inside city limits so we have the high property taxes.

$670/month.  
The house across the street from us and beside us rent for like $1600
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Convention of the States?

I view it as the last chance to restore the Republic.  It's the open heart massage that is the last chance we have.
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17.89% interest is a steal.
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4 weeks until vacation bois


About a month and a half for me.
I don't have a vacation scheduled.
May brudda
Eh
I'm wondering if I should wait for the credit bubble to pop before I get a house or not. Because it'll probably pop in the near future.
You should wait for interest rates to go up.
17.89% interest is a steal.
Only thing better would be 87.87%
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4 weeks until vacation bois


About a month and a half for me.
I don't have a vacation scheduled.
May brudda
Eh
I'm wondering if I should wait for the credit bubble to pop before I get a house or not. Because it'll probably pop in the near future.


We bought on the downward trend last time and were able to refinance a couple years later and drop almost 2 points.
Nice.
Very nice

1800sq ft, 1/4 acre lot, inside city limits so we have the high property taxes.

$670/month.  
Damn
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The house across the street from us and beside us rent for like $1600
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4 weeks until vacation bois


About a month and a half for me.
I don't have a vacation scheduled.
May brudda
Eh
I'm wondering if I should wait for the credit bubble to pop before I get a house or not. Because it'll probably pop in the near future.


We bought on the downward trend last time and were able to refinance a couple years later and drop almost 2 points.
Nice.
Very nice

1800sq ft, 1/4 acre lot, inside city limits so we have the high property taxes.

$670/month.  
The house across the street from us and beside us rent for like $1600
I'd assume houses in this neighborhood are renting for $1000+
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4 weeks until vacation bois
4 days since my vacation.

3 months and 13 days till Mexico

Not that I'm counting
Narcotourism?
Can’t think of a good reason to go to Mexico.
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Will words on paper fix it?

No.

But how many times has a doc cracked a chest, reached in and massaged the heart to keep the blood flowing been successful?

The fact is the Republic and the rule of law is dead.  Best get to trying ANYTHING to get it jumpstarted before the inevitable death gets confirmed.
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Convention of the States?

I view it as the last chance to restore the Republic.  It's the open heart massage that is the last chance we have.
Some would argue it has a chance to create a socialist paradise.

*link is not GD*
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Can’t think of a good reason to go to Mexico.
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4 weeks until vacation bois
4 days since my vacation.

3 months and 13 days till Mexico

Not that I'm counting
Narcotourism?
Can’t think of a good reason to go to Mexico.
Sit on the beach in Cabo and drink a bunch?

Eat a bunch of good food?

Go diving?
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I've heard that the lower oxygen content at altitude causes people to say idiotic non sequiturs, but this is the first I've witnessed it.
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Yes. Congratulations on being able to count.
I didn't count, I read, you cretinous twat.
Fuck you, puck. Your life’s so fuckin pathetic I ran a charity 15k to raise awareness for it
Eat shit, dag.  Given the choice between spending another minute with you or living the rest of my days with a prolapsed rectum, I'd learn to push that shit back inside, take up powerlifting, and still enjoy my life more than if I'd made the opposite choice.
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Were your parents siblings who were also insufferable jackasses?
No, my parents aren't Canadian.
I've heard that the lower oxygen content at altitude causes people to say idiotic non sequiturs, but this is the first I've witnessed it.
I've also heard that living at altitude leads to increased exposure to UV radiation, thus causing everyone to look like Clint Eastwood. And what I've witnessed directly is people with extra chromosomes spouting this nonsense.
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My dog comes to the side of the bed and just stares at me. If I don't get up, I get a cold nose to the face.
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D'aww. That's pretty much how Em greets me in the morning. Then she starts talking if I don't get up to let her out.
My dog comes to the side of the bed and just stares at me. If I don't get up, I get a cold nose to the face.
Em spends most of the night curled up at the foot of my bed. In the mornings she likes to put her head on my shoulder about 5 seconds before the alarm goes off. If I don’t get up, she begins the escalation of annoyance. Culminating with standing on my chest and staring at me.

For a while she would wake me up by putting her head under my hand to get pets. Wish she’d go back to that one.
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Convention of the States?

I view it as the last chance to restore the Republic.  It's the open heart massage that is the last chance we have.
Some would argue it has a chance to create a socialist paradise.

*link is not GD*
Well, seeing as how the last time we got together to modify the pact between the States they completely re-wrote it, yes, it's a possibility.

Again, the Republic and rule of law is dead anyway, so if it went that way all it would do is hasten the decent and MAYBE wake enough people up to stop it.

Doubtful, but we're heading that way any way.
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Sit on the beach in Cabo and drink a bunch?

Eat a bunch of good food?

Go diving?
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4 weeks until vacation bois
4 days since my vacation.

3 months and 13 days till Mexico

Not that I'm counting
Narcotourism?
Can’t think of a good reason to go to Mexico.
Sit on the beach in Cabo and drink a bunch?

Eat a bunch of good food?

Go diving?
Much safer places to do 2 of those 3.
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Will words on paper fix it?

No.

But how many times has a doc cracked a chest, reached in and massaged the heart to keep the blood flowing been successful?

The fact is the Republic and the rule of law is dead.  Best get to trying ANYTHING to get it jumpstarted before the inevitable death gets confirmed.
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Our current words on paper aren't enforced. What makes you think new words on paper will change that?
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17.89% interest is a steal.
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About a month and a half for me.
I don't have a vacation scheduled.
May brudda
Eh
I'm wondering if I should wait for the credit bubble to pop before I get a house or not. Because it'll probably pop in the near future.
You should wait for interest rates to go up.
17.89% interest is a steal.
As recently as the 90s that was considered a great rate. How quickly we forget. Back then 4% was unheard of.
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How many times has a doc deliberately caused cardiac arrest for reasons tied to his own gain, and then cracked the chest, reached in, and massaged the heart to keep the flowing successfully?
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Will words on paper fix it?

No.

But how many times has a doc cracked a chest, reached in and massaged the heart to keep the blood flowing been successful?

The fact is the Republic and the rule of law is dead.  Best get to trying ANYTHING to get it jumpstarted before the inevitable death gets confirmed.
How many times has a doc deliberately caused cardiac arrest for reasons tied to his own gain, and then cracked the chest, reached in, and massaged the heart to keep the flowing successfully?
Oh, the Republic is already dead.  We pulled the plug on life support back in 2012.
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Will words on paper fix it?

No.

But how many times has a doc cracked a chest, reached in and massaged the heart to keep the blood flowing been successful?

The fact is the Republic and the rule of law is dead.  Best get to trying ANYTHING to get it jumpstarted before the inevitable death gets confirmed.
Our current words on paper aren't enforced. What makes you think new words on paper will change that?
I don't.

I just think all boxes need to be checked.
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Em spends most of the night curled up at the foot of my bed. In the mornings she likes to put her head on my shoulder about 5 seconds before the alarm goes off. If I don’t get up, she begins the escalation of annoyance. Culminating with standing on my chest and staring at me.

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D'aww. That's pretty much how Em greets me in the morning. Then she starts talking if I don't get up to let her out.
My dog comes to the side of the bed and just stares at me. If I don't get up, I get a cold nose to the face.
Em spends most of the night curled up at the foot of my bed. In the mornings she likes to put her head on my shoulder about 5 seconds before the alarm goes off. If I don’t get up, she begins the escalation of annoyance. Culminating with standing on my chest and staring at me.

For a while she would wake me up by putting her head under my hand to get pets. Wish she’d go back to that one.
I've been woken up by dog farts. That'll get ya moving.
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Will words on paper fix it?

No.

But how many times has a doc cracked a chest, reached in and massaged the heart to keep the blood flowing been successful?

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Of course that open heart rubdown just delays the inevitable a little longer.
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I'm a doom and gloomer.
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Good morning my lovelies.
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D'aww. That's pretty much how Em greets me in the morning. Then she starts talking if I don't get up to let her out.
My dog comes to the side of the bed and just stares at me. If I don't get up, I get a cold nose to the face.
Em spends most of the night curled up at the foot of my bed. In the mornings she likes to put her head on my shoulder about 5 seconds before the alarm goes off. If I don’t get up, she begins the escalation of annoyance. Culminating with standing on my chest and staring at me.

For a while she would wake me up by putting her head under my hand to get pets. Wish she’d go back to that one.
I've been woken up by dog farts. That'll get ya moving.
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Of course that open heart rubdown just delays the inevitable a little longer.
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Will words on paper fix it?

No.

But how many times has a doc cracked a chest, reached in and massaged the heart to keep the blood flowing been successful?

The fact is the Republic and the rule of law is dead.  Best get to trying ANYTHING to get it jumpstarted before the inevitable death gets confirmed.
Of course that open heart rubdown just delays the inevitable a little longer.
Yep.

But it still needs to be tried.
Link Posted: 3/22/2019 9:58:42 AM EDT
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Much safer places to do 2 of those 3.
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4 weeks until vacation bois
4 days since my vacation.

3 months and 13 days till Mexico

Not that I'm counting
Narcotourism?
Can’t think of a good reason to go to Mexico.
Sit on the beach in Cabo and drink a bunch?

Eat a bunch of good food?

Go diving?
Much safer places to do 2 of those 3.
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Let's replace it with a pig heart.
Link Posted: 3/22/2019 10:00:11 AM EDT
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I've been woken up by dog farts. That'll get ya moving.
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Good morning my lovelies.
https://media.giphy.com/media/ywltiPg8uQ11hLGmK4/giphy.gif
D'aww. That's pretty much how Em greets me in the morning. Then she starts talking if I don't get up to let her out.
My dog comes to the side of the bed and just stares at me. If I don't get up, I get a cold nose to the face.
Em spends most of the night curled up at the foot of my bed. In the mornings she likes to put her head on my shoulder about 5 seconds before the alarm goes off. If I don’t get up, she begins the escalation of annoyance. Culminating with standing on my chest and staring at me.

For a while she would wake me up by putting her head under my hand to get pets. Wish she’d go back to that one.
I've been woken up by dog farts. That'll get ya moving.
Just like the sound of an inevitable puke on it's way up
Link Posted: 3/22/2019 10:04:09 AM EDT
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