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Posted: 12/21/2017 11:27:17 PM EDT
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No worries, OP. If things don't work out you'll find your next chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for you in the bushes of love.
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Posted: 12/21/2017 11:33:35 PM EDT
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I mean you don't see any men running to doctors to get their dick enlarged. |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 11:35:28 PM EDT
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“Want a boob job” = insecure. Got a boob job = more (false) security and attention. Next phase = eventually putting that security/attention to use (and moving on to a fresh start). They will ditch anything related to their “old” self (including you). 
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Posted: 12/21/2017 11:39:33 PM EDT
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Unless I ditch them first. I ditched a girl I was casually seeing because she told me she was getting a boob job the next week. I guess she thought that would make me happy or want her more. Yea, I don't think so, never gave her a chance to show me. I rather see mediocre or even shitty real boobs than those ridiculous looking things. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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“Want a boob job” = insecure. Got a boob job = more (false) security and attention. Next phase = eventually putting that security/attention to use (and moving on to a fresh start). They will ditch anything related to their “old” self (including you). 
EVER.
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Posted: 12/21/2017 11:42:56 PM EDT
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pics of MIL? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So what else does your MIL know about porn... |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 11:43:37 PM EDT
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EVERY gal that gets bolt-on funbags go all bat shit.
Get used to her showing every motherfucker on the planet her new tits. |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 11:45:24 PM EDT
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Hopefully the divorce goes smoothly and you can keep most of what you earned.... We're here for you if you need someone to talk to.
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Posted: 12/21/2017 11:46:04 PM EDT
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This is the craziest thing I have read on the internet. Ever.
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“Want a boob job” = insecure. Got a boob job = more (false) security and attention. Next phase = eventually putting that security/attention to use (and moving on to a fresh start). They will ditch anything related to their “old” self (including you).
EVER.
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Posted: 12/21/2017 11:52:29 PM EDT
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My marriage outlasted the boob job. They were about 12 or 13 years old and she had them removed back in May along with a lift.
Don't listen to the naysayers here. Sounds like your wife earned the "Mommy Package". |
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Posted: 12/22/2017 12:01:30 AM EDT
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That pussy gonna get plowed!!!
By another dude! |
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Posted: 12/22/2017 1:37:07 AM EDT
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What was the final bill?
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Posted: 12/22/2017 2:28:26 AM EDT
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Before and after pics are not loading for some reason.
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Posted: 12/22/2017 2:48:14 AM EDT
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man Yea I have to agree a woman at work got a new set of tits, she showed them to anyone who asked to see them
surprised she didnt get fired, its 90 percent men where I work and the 8 percent left are gay and the remaining are old and dont give a F I can say when my ex was going to gym everyday most of that time was spent Fing her trainer. |
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Posted: 12/22/2017 2:55:20 AM EDT
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When it's as cheap and widely-available as breast enlargement, I'm sure it will happen Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I mean you don't see any men running to doctors to get their dick enlarged. |
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Posted: 12/22/2017 10:12:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is the craziest thing I have read on the internet. Ever.
EVER. |
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Posted: 12/22/2017 10:30:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: all the do is cut a tendon so it looks bigger. |
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Posted: 12/22/2017 10:44:55 AM EDT
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Vanity, Thy name is Woman.
Good luck. The Ol' Crew Chief |
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Posted: 12/22/2017 10:46:27 AM EDT
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My marriage lasted 2 years after the "Mommy Makeover".
That said... best thing that ever happened to me. 
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Posted: 12/22/2017 10:49:06 AM EDT
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No kidding. Most guys would have stuck around at least to see what the final result looked/felt like. Story seems fishy to me. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: This is the craziest thing I have read on the internet. Ever.
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Posted: 12/22/2017 11:00:25 AM EDT
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Unless I ditch them first. I ditched a girl I was casually seeing because she told me she was getting a boob job the next week. I guess she thought that would make me happy or want her more. Yea, I don't think so, never gave her a chance to show me. I rather see mediocre or even shitty real boobs than those ridiculous looking things. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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“Want a boob job” = insecure. Got a boob job = more (false) security and attention. Next phase = eventually putting that security/attention to use (and moving on to a fresh start). They will ditch anything related to their “old” self (including you). Man I fucking love the way implants look, even better than natural breasts. Yeah there are some bad ones here and there, but there are plenty of bad looking natural boobs too. |
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Posted: 12/22/2017 11:05:35 AM EDT
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Has OP been banned yet?
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Posted: 12/22/2017 11:17:38 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Penile enlargement is stupid as fuck anyway, all the do is cut a tendon so it looks bigger. 
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Posted: 12/22/2017 11:21:34 AM EDT
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In before OP’s “ARFCOM curse” thread.
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Posted: 12/22/2017 11:23:23 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/22/2017 11:28:15 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/22/2017 11:34:46 AM EDT
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Congrats OP, enjoy playing with your Knight's Armament SR25 with the Nightforce BEAST while everyone else here throws their PSA Freedom upper and Anderson lower down the driveway.
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Posted: 12/22/2017 11:39:11 AM EDT
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I suggest you start moving any liquid assets into a hidden account. Take her name off any credit cards. Probably start shopping for lawyers as well.
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Posted: 12/22/2017 11:41:31 AM EDT
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My wife's boobs Velcro on. Not as secure as bolts, but easier to maintain, and she can get through a metal detector.
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Posted: 12/22/2017 11:42:52 AM EDT
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So what's her gym boyfriends name?
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Posted: 12/22/2017 11:43:42 AM EDT
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LOL She used to be a makeup artist and stylist here in S. FL. (worked on Miami Vice in the 80's) and she used to work with a lot of photographers and photographer's client sometimes were porn stars. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So what else does your MIL know about porn... She used to be a makeup artist and stylist here in S. FL. (worked on Miami Vice in the 80's) and she used to work with a lot of photographers and photographer's client sometimes were porn stars. |
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Posted: 12/22/2017 11:54:47 AM EDT
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Boob job threads in GD are instant shitshows showcasing how stupid so many guys are. Fake tits don't make women whores. They oftentimes amplify the whorish nature that was already inherent, but it's certainly not an absolute. Believe it or not, there are good women out there that won't fuck around on their husbands just like there are good men out there that won't fuck around on their wives. A large percentage of GD denizens are bitter because they chose poorly.
An example of an absolute would be a boob job thread in GD turning into a fucking shitshow. |
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Posted: 12/22/2017 11:58:45 AM EDT
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"Wife got a set of bolt-on boobs"
So, you're saying that your wife is now a cyborg? Bolt-ons? Are they made of steel or lead? 
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Posted: 12/22/2017 11:59:14 AM EDT
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Her boyfriend is going to love them!
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Posted: 12/22/2017 12:00:20 PM EDT
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Ok, Im an idiot.
I thought this was some type of new age replacement tit. When you get tired of one size, you just order the next size up or some shit and screw them in. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I thought this was some type of new age replacement tit. When you get tired of one size, you just order the next size up or some shit and screw them in. 
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Posted: 12/22/2017 12:00:33 PM EDT
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here we go again
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Posted: 12/22/2017 12:05:34 PM EDT
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Jody appreciates your investment.
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Posted: 12/22/2017 12:06:20 PM EDT
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Boob job threads in GD are instant shitshows showcasing how stupid so many guys are. Fake tits don't make women whores. They oftentimes amplify the whorish nature that was already inherent, but it's certainly not an absolute. Believe it or not, there are good women out there that won't fuck around on their husbands just like there are good men out there that won't fuck around on their wives. A large percentage of GD denizens are bitter because they chose poorly. An example of an absolute would be a boob job thread in GD turning into a fucking shitshow. 
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Posted: 12/22/2017 12:10:06 PM EDT
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My wife's boobs Velcro on. Not as secure as bolts, but easier to maintain, and she can get through a metal detector. 
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Posted: 12/22/2017 12:17:33 PM EDT
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What was the final bill? She got quotes from 4 doctors and they ranged from $9k to $14k. She had it done by the doctor who charged $14k...he is considered one of the best in this area. |
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Posted: 12/22/2017 12:29:56 PM EDT
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Lawyer up |
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Posted: 12/22/2017 12:37:05 PM EDT
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Dibs on wife's guns...
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Posted: 12/22/2017 12:37:12 PM EDT
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Just make sure YOU get custody of "THE TWINS".......
Make her sign an agreement now!!!!
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Posted: 12/22/2017 12:39:10 PM EDT
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If you take advice from some of the members here you are crazy.
Lots of narrow minded thinking. |
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Posted: 12/22/2017 12:39:29 PM EDT
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Good luck. Just remember we are all here for you, bud. |
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Posted: 12/22/2017 12:46:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Unless I ditch them first. I ditched a girl I was casually seeing because she told me she was getting a boob job the next week. I guess she thought that would make me happy or want her more. Yea, I don't think so, never gave her a chance to show me. I rather see mediocre or even shitty real boobs than those ridiculous looking things. |
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Posted: 12/22/2017 12:46:50 PM EDT
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Make sure you keep her Vicodins on schedule or it is really going to suck.
Yeah, I bought my wife a set. Arfcom says the divorce is pending. She still won't fucking leave.
I think her boobs are 20 years old now. Any day........................ |
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Posted: 12/22/2017 12:49:02 PM EDT
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Dibs on wife's guns... 
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Posted: 12/22/2017 12:51:33 PM EDT
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Someone should make a thread where we keep track of these things.
Poor decisions Plastic surgery My so is a jerk Open marriage That way we can keep track as an actual data point of what is a true red flag. Every time most members say ya that's a bad idea or in before the curse thread there's always nay sayers. It would be interesting to see who is actually right. |
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Posted: 12/22/2017 12:52:34 PM EDT
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This comment is brought to you by the word "shallow". Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Unless I ditch them first. I ditched a girl I was casually seeing because she told me she was getting a boob job the next week. I guess she thought that would make me happy or want her more. Yea, I don't think so, never gave her a chance to show me. I rather see mediocre or even shitty real boobs than those ridiculous looking things. 
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Posted: 12/22/2017 1:08:53 PM EDT
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...before the pending divorce |
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