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Link Posted: 10/23/2023 11:51:57 PM EDT
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She sounds like a piece of human excrement.

Link Posted: 10/23/2023 11:59:38 PM EDT
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I'm confused here - How did you hang your half of the check on her again?
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He made her pay for what she ordered not what he ordered. She ordered the veal and lobster.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 12:09:24 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/24/2023 12:12:03 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/24/2023 12:21:37 AM EDT
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Thats why a good server waits until the end of the meal to ask for one or two checks
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 12:23:03 AM EDT
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True story. I had a cousin who ate some bad oysters once. He died a few weeks later.

Totally fucked up. I didn't like oysters before then. And I damn sure don't like them, now.
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That shucks...
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 12:24:13 AM EDT
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Who the fuck could eat 48 large, chewy pieces of snot?
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What kind of woman swallows a mouth full of cu....... Um. Yeah, nevermind.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 12:26:23 AM EDT
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Man that’s nasty
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 12:27:29 AM EDT
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Her voice made me want to drink draino.

What does this ghetto ass hoe look like?

I have a morbid curiosity.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 12:28:25 AM EDT
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Dear God in heaven.

Please tell me that's not her.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 12:36:19 AM EDT
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Bet they have to fight their way to freedom even after clearing her anus.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 12:42:55 AM EDT
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True story. I had a cousin who ate some bad oysters once. He died a few weeks later.

Totally fucked up. I didn't like oysters before then. And I damn sure don't like them, now.
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I had a good friend in highschool and he lived in Port Lavaca, he ate some raw oysters out of Matagorda Bay. He got flesh eating bacteria from them and ended up having his right leg amputated above the knee. The doctor was able to save his left leg with a lot of treatment. I have never touched  raw oysters afterwards. That was 36 years ago.  I will eat them if they are fried.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 12:45:48 AM EDT
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I assumed she ate the veal and lobster and got stuck with paying for what she ordered, but now I'm confused.
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Some of the most fun I've ever had was hanging the bill for veal and lobster on a girl that made it clear she was way out of my league. The waiter was totally into it too.

"One check or two sir?"

We'll split the wine but two please. Bitch swallowed her tongue. I made a clean getaway and handed him fat tip. She was literally speechless.


I'm confused here - How did you hang your half of the check on her again?

I assumed she ate the veal and lobster and got stuck with paying for what she ordered, but now I'm confused.

Y'all don't hate the player, hate the game.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 2:42:28 AM EDT
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Dear God in heaven.

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It is
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 3:05:30 AM EDT
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Not hard if that’s all you’re eating. A dozen doesn’t even get me started.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 3:24:23 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/24/2023 5:07:16 AM EDT
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$6/oyster?  What the hell?  You can get them flown in from Maine or New Brunswick fresh for less than that.
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She ordered a full meal and a bunch of drinks on top of the $60 in oysters.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 5:25:05 AM EDT
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I love oysters. I have had them raw but prefer fried or chargrilled.
I would probably eat them raw if not for catching disease.
But even at today’s inflated prices I can get a seven pound gallon for 100 dollars.

When I fry seafood I cook fries first then fish, then shrimp and oysters last.
Oysters fuck the oil up.  
When everyone is eating and I am cooking I have saved 36 oysters for the last fry batch.

It goes quick with a ten gallon pot with five gallons of oil.  That last 36 oysters rise to the top and I roll them over and take them out, drained on paper towels and go on my plate.
Everyone says don’t you want some fish or shrimp or slaw.  Ugh no I’m fine.  Don’t need dessert either. But 300 dollars. No fucking way
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 5:26:20 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/24/2023 6:45:23 AM EDT
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Seafood reperations for all.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 7:02:50 AM EDT
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suspicion confirmed in 1 second, imagine that
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 8:11:01 AM EDT
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Her voice would have drove me to walk out on her well before her ghetto slurping.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 8:16:44 AM EDT
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Dude should have gone to the bathroom and not come back.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 8:36:30 AM EDT
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Me too.  I had over two dozen on one Poboy last week.  I have eaten five dozen raw once.

Link Posted: 10/24/2023 8:50:32 AM EDT
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$6/oyster?  What the hell?  You can get them flown in from Maine or New Brunswick fresh for less than that.
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$15/ dozen. She had a bunch of drinks, crab cakes etc
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 8:50:51 AM EDT
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Those are crayfish, not oysters. Not remotely related to oysters.

I could destroy four dozen mudbugs as an appetizer.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 8:55:38 AM EDT
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Pretty sure that is a younger pic of one of the chefs on TV, Cooks Country I think.  
Mud bugs, oysters, all a need as for a good stream of beer served with it.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 8:56:46 AM EDT
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Canadians
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 8:59:07 AM EDT
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...and MGTOW gains another warrior to their ranks. Good call on ditching the



Link Posted: 10/24/2023 9:04:44 AM EDT
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The math on this just keeps getting odder. 48 oysters @ $15/dozen and a $300 tab?  So, another $240 of non-oysters.  I mean even at $20 per cocktail that's 12 cocktails for two people?  Something is not adding up here.
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Video says $15/doz Oyster Tuesday special, but drinks and all that other shit add up. How many did he have?

Schluuuuuurp.


The math on this just keeps getting odder. 48 oysters @ $15/dozen and a $300 tab?  So, another $240 of non-oysters.  I mean even at $20 per cocktail that's 12 cocktails for two people?  Something is not adding up here.


You missed the crabcakes and potatoes.

Bitch is an eater.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 9:11:45 AM EDT
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Gold digging fat cunt

That is the reason I used to go for coffee on the first date.

Serial dinner goblins

Link Posted: 10/24/2023 9:14:21 AM EDT
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There was a time in my life living on the panhandle of florida I would eat 5 dozen raw oysters and 2 six packs of beer for dinner every friday in a month with an R

good times.

At the time the oysters were $2 per dozen
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 9:22:11 AM EDT
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There was a time in my life living on the panhandle of florida I would eat 5 dozen raw oysters and 2 six packs of beer for dinner every friday in a month with an R

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At the time the oysters were $2 per dozen
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How'd you fit into the flight suit?  They making them out of spandex now?  
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 9:24:03 AM EDT
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She lost me as soon as she started talking in the video.  How this guy didn't get annoyed with her while talking on the phone is anyone's guess.  When she said "hmm, whats next, what I'm bouta eat" I'd have just walked out if I lasted that long.  Honestly, the first slurp would have been where I exit.  

It's funny how these idiots never put things together and realize they are the problem.  It's always the main aint shit.  He a bum.  No, dear.  You couldn't possibly be the problem here.  


It's going to be a while before I get the her slurping sound out of my head and can eat oysters without wanting to puke.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 9:27:52 AM EDT
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Gold digging fat cunt

That is the reason I used to go for coffee on the first date.

Serial dinner goblins

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The female version of a booty call, the "foody call".
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 9:42:59 AM EDT
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Me too.  I had over two dozen on one Poboy last week.  I have eaten five dozen raw once.

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Me too.  I had over two dozen on one Poboy last week.  I have eaten five dozen raw once.

https://i.postimg.cc/q7tBCDYJ/IMG-4498.jpg

I sent you a message,  I sure would like to know where you got that poorboy?
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 9:45:05 AM EDT
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How'd you fit into the flight suit?  They making them out of spandex now?  
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There was a time in my life living on the panhandle of florida I would eat 5 dozen raw oysters and 2 six packs of beer for dinner every friday in a month with an R

good times.

At the time the oysters were $2 per dozen


How'd you fit into the flight suit?  They making them out of spandex now?  


Lots of exercise.

Fight hard, play hard
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 9:51:08 AM EDT
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Lots of exercise.

Fight hard, play hard
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There was a time in my life living on the panhandle of florida I would eat 5 dozen raw oysters and 2 six packs of beer for dinner every friday in a month with an R

good times.

At the time the oysters were $2 per dozen


How'd you fit into the flight suit?  They making them out of spandex now?  


Lots of exercise.

Fight hard, play hard


Dude, I am a proud graduate of the 10,000 calorie a day club.   I getcha.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 9:51:56 AM EDT
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$300 for 4 dozen oysters?  Holy shit.
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The text said it was Oyster Tuesday $15/dozen.  Not sure what she spent the the other $240 on.  


Link Posted: 10/24/2023 9:56:59 AM EDT
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Who the fuck could eat 48 large, chewy pieces of snot?
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I can't eat one.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 10:00:07 AM EDT
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The text said it was Oyster Tuesday $15/dozen.  Not sure what she spent the the other $240 on.  


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$300 for 4 dozen oysters?  Holy shit.


The text said it was Oyster Tuesday $15/dozen.  Not sure what she spent the the other $240 on.  




Her new weave?  It's real indian kid hair.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 10:08:07 AM EDT
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This is disgusting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F__j2bDcLyk

She admitted at the beginning she was going to take advantage of the guy.

Sorry if a dupe, I did a quick search and found nothing.
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I watched that a couple of days ago.   Leaving her with the bill is priceless.

Link Posted: 10/24/2023 10:16:43 AM EDT
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Gold digging fat cunt

That is the reason I used to go for coffee on the first date.

Serial dinner goblins

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I've been burned by a foodie run or two over the years.  Now I do ice cream for a first date.   Pretty much everyone likes ice cream and you can throw it away if it's wrong, eat and run, or sit and talk for ages if you're so inclined and there's some spark.


Link Posted: 10/24/2023 10:18:03 AM EDT
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She lost me as soon as she started talking in the video.  How this guy didn't get annoyed with her while talking on the phone is anyone's guess.  When she said "hmm, whats next, what I'm bouta eat" I'd have just walked out if I lasted that long.  Honestly, the first slurp would have been where I exit.  

It's funny how these idiots never put things together and realize they are the problem.  It's always the main aint shit.  He a bum.  No, dear.  You couldn't possibly be the problem here.  


It's going to be a while before I get the her slurping sound out of my head and can eat oysters without wanting to puke.
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They don't care because there is always some other guy to use and scam.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 10:20:55 AM EDT
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it was only $60 worth of oysters. The sign said $15 per dz. I guess the rest came from drinks and whatever else she ate.

That is all I will say about this video...
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 10:35:01 AM EDT
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He did
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 10:35:30 AM EDT
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They don't care because there is always some other guy to use and scam.
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Maybe I am wierd.   I likely wouldn’t mind going on a date at a moderately expensive place once in a while and wouldn’t mind treating a gal at all EXCEPT if I get a feeling that I am just being taken advantage of and she has no intention and never had intention for any kind of relationship.   I know they’re out there, fortunately I haven’t been hosed in that manner.  It’s not the money, it’s the usurious disrespect I guess.

And absolutely no way am I dealing with a youtube video logger date.  I am not a video product/project.   Snap a picture having fun, fine but narrating your date activities for youtube?   Pffft get real.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 10:42:24 AM EDT
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I sent you a message,  I sure would like to know where you got that poorboy?
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I'll eat 48 fried, but raw oysters, naw.




Me too.  I had over two dozen on one Poboy last week.  I have eaten five dozen raw once.

https://i.postimg.cc/q7tBCDYJ/IMG-4498.jpg

I sent you a message,  I sure would like to know where you got that poorboy?


Mikee would also like to know where to get this sammich.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 10:44:13 AM EDT
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Maybe I am wierd.   I likely wouldn’t mind going on a date at a moderately expensive place once in a while and wouldn’t mind treating a gal at all EXCEPT if I get a feeling that I am just being taken advantage of and she has no intention and never had intention for any kind of relationship.   I know they’re out there, fortunately I haven’t been hosed in that manner.  It’s not the money, it’s the usurious disrespect I guess.

And absolutely no way am I dealing with a youtube video logger date.  I am not a video product/project.   Snap a picture having fun, fine but narrating your date activities for youtube?   Pffft get real.
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They don't care because there is always some other guy to use and scam.



Maybe I am wierd.   I likely wouldn’t mind going on a date at a moderately expensive place once in a while and wouldn’t mind treating a gal at all EXCEPT if I get a feeling that I am just being taken advantage of and she has no intention and never had intention for any kind of relationship.   I know they’re out there, fortunately I haven’t been hosed in that manner.  It’s not the money, it’s the usurious disrespect I guess.

And absolutely no way am I dealing with a youtube video logger date.  I am not a video product/project.   Snap a picture having fun, fine but narrating your date activities for youtube?   Pffft get real.


At this point, you already know what she is, you are just haggling the price.  

For dude in the video, 3 Plates of oysters was good to go, 4 plates was a bridge too far for the pussy he was going to get.
Link Posted: 10/24/2023 10:54:07 AM EDT
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Heh.  I haven't had an attempted foody call since I got off the dating apps.

I hate that mumbly baby talk voice.  I would have called it off before the first order was placed.
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