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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:09:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:12:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Million to one shot, doc. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What a fusilli way to get hurt. What are the odds?  Million to one shot, doc.  Attached File |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:13:32 PM EDT
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One of the things they teach you in wildland fire control is that when the air tanker lines up a drop on your location (meaning you get caught in the drop pattern) you place your tools out your sides, make sure your hard hat is on with chin strap, and lie down with your head towards the aircraft. So you don’t get an AFFF enema.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:14:10 PM EDT
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That’s just the story she told her dad when her and the boyfriend came back to the dock.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:15:16 PM EDT
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The best part of that article was that the aussies call an operating room a “operating theatre.”
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:17:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That’s just the story she told her dad when her and the boyfriend came back to the dock. Lol |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:24:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I just watched a video of a woman doing the mentos and coke thing. In her bootiehole. It was way cooler than your pic.  or  or  or  and you’ve got to be kidding. |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:25:26 PM EDT
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Her medics said 'severe anorectal' injuries like the one she suffered are 'uncommon but typically arise from high-speed jet ski accidents'.
Last year another woman from Victoria, Matilda, 21, was left with serious bowel problems after falling off one of the vehicles and the jet stream shot up her anus. |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:25:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: how would one protect against an unwanted anus tear? Stay out of San Fran bathhouses. Helps prevent monkeypox as well. |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:26:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryNope. 100% serious. |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:31:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I just watched a video of a woman doing the mentos and coke thing. In her bootiehole. It was way cooler than your pic. 
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:33:20 PM EDT
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Watch a drunk kid sitting on the back off a boat fall over just as the drunk captain pinned the throttle. The blast from the Berkley pump ripped the kid open from his waist to his armpit . Was not a pretty site , landed a Helo right on the boat launch
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:34:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well definitely shoving a JetSki up your ass is very brave. Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough! |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:39:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I just watched a video of a woman doing the mentos and coke thing. In her bootiehole. It was way cooler than your pic. |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:39:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is there such a thing as a wanted anus tear? This... |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:52:14 PM EDT
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I know a guy that had the exact same thing happen, but his was repairable.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 10:02:41 PM EDT
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Not funny. Not even a little bit.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 10:03:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I know a guy that had the exact same thing happen, but his was repairable. 
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Posted: 10/10/2022 10:03:27 PM EDT
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It was a million-to-one shot, Doc!
Edit: beat 
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Posted: 10/10/2022 10:05:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I know a guy that had the exact same thing happen, but his was repairable. I swear this type of incident has made the news and GD before. Kind of scary as I've been on a jet ski/wave runner numerous times and never would have thought of this happening. |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 10:15:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:  Avatar fits |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 10:35:19 PM EDT
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I bet her medical bills are going to be asstronomical. She'll be glad to put this all behind her in the end.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 10:38:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: how would one protect against an unwanted anus tear? Only have sex with orientals...but blending the white race with mudbloods is an abomination |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 10:43:44 PM EDT
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Frankenstein Hospital
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Posted: 10/10/2022 10:45:05 PM EDT
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Quoted: where doctors found a 2in (5cm) cut stretching from her tail bone to anus. But isn't there supposed to be a crack there? 
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Posted: 10/10/2022 10:49:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Link? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I just watched a video of a woman doing the mentos and coke thing. In her bootiehole. It was way cooler than your pic. I was wondering how long it would take for this post...  |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 10:53:31 PM EDT
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Boyfriend accelerated too quickly and tore her anus?
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Posted: 10/10/2022 11:04:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Article contradicts. Anus didn't tear but the skin from the tailbone area to the anus did. You need to be careful with those things. Between the rapid acceleration, quick turns, and pressurized blast, they can cause some damage. and the jet skis can be dangerous too! |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 11:05:59 PM EDT
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Not a Jet Ski any more than it's a Lincoln.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 11:06:04 PM EDT
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I worked on personal watercraft for a couple seasons back around 2000. This was when the Ultra 150 was the hottest thing on water (150 horsepower). Now they're over 300.
That's a 300 horsepower water pump under there, sending water through a nozzle slightly larger than a fire hose. So imagine a firetruck jamming a firehose up your ace and full-throttling the pumps. No, I don't want to be close to that. |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 11:27:23 PM EDT
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This thread has repulsed me, yet I cannot look away....
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Posted: 10/10/2022 11:30:32 PM EDT
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Water injectio..., ahh water inserti.., Getting water forced into you plumbing is a thing (especially for females)
UTIs were not uncommon on the PWC racing circuit. I always have on bicycle shorts under my surf shorts even just riding. When I was racing real jetskis (promod JS550s) back in the 90s. I always had a permanent bruise on the inside of my right leg from the starts even wearing a wetsuit. Waterskiing is probably like that too, but I suck at waterskiing so I would not know
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Posted: 10/10/2022 11:37:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We had this exact same accident a few months ago, except it also blew out her colon/vagina and dirty lakewater sat in her abdomen 
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Posted: 10/10/2022 11:39:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I just watched a video of a woman doing the mentos and coke thing. In her bootiehole. It was way cooler than your pic. 
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Posted: 10/10/2022 11:57:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Taint no thang. 
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Posted: 10/11/2022 12:02:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I just watched a video of a woman doing the mentos and coke thing. In her bootiehole. It was way cooler than your pic. 
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Posted: 10/11/2022 12:03:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI laughed so damn hard at that thread. Need to search for it again. |
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Posted: 10/11/2022 12:07:59 AM EDT
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Wife worked with a gal who had this happen to her.
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Posted: 10/11/2022 12:09:35 AM EDT
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Some of y’all motherfuckers need an Anatomy lesson from Jesus.
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Posted: 10/11/2022 8:31:07 AM EDT
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Stella Barey's anus would likely have suffered no difficulty.
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Posted: 10/11/2022 8:44:53 AM EDT
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Common jet ski injury. That's why they recommend you wear a wet suit.
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Posted: 10/11/2022 8:45:55 AM EDT
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Not guilty
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Posted: 10/11/2022 8:52:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I just watched a video of a woman doing the mentos and coke thing. In her bootiehole. It was way cooler than your pic. Well.....now I'm off to Google....
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Posted: 10/11/2022 9:02:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This thread has repulsed me, yet I cannot look away.... Like seeing a 350 pound 60 year old woman on the beach in a two piece bikini. You don't want to look but you can't help not to. |
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Posted: 10/11/2022 9:13:35 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: how would one protect against an unwanted anus tear? Keep an eye on your drink when at the bar. |
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Posted: 10/11/2022 9:15:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's why there are warnings on the back seat. Can't believe I've made it all these years without understanding the horrors of unprotected jet skiing. Probably need to get Fauci on this stat. |
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Posted: 10/11/2022 9:20:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not funny. Not even a little bit. Is it still sore? |
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Posted: 10/11/2022 9:24:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I swear this type of incident has made the news and GD before. Kind of scary as I've been on a jet ski/wave runner numerous times and never would have thought of this happening. |
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Posted: 10/11/2022 9:31:15 AM EDT
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Once responded to an aided that fell off a horse.
Turns out the horse stumbled and she slid forward onto the horses neck. She gave herself a 2" episiotomy between her anus and vagina and also ruptured her uterus. She was still sitting on the horse when we arrived. Emergency surgery and lucky to live. |
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Posted: 10/11/2022 10:16:54 AM EDT
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