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Posted: 9/17/2020 6:59:55 PM EDT

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No, it doesn't. I worked with an Icelander and had the utter displeasure of having been served both at a "pairing".

It's an indescribable combination of offensive tastes.

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Your coworker must have really hated you

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:00:41 PM EDT

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Toss up between grappa and manischewitz. Shudder inducing.

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:07:21 PM EDT

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budy made a batch of homemade stuff about a decade ago.

It was so utterly foul my stomach instantly turned.

Not only was it the nastiest assed alcohol I've ever tasted but it was the nastiest shit to ever hit my pallette in all my living years.

No idea what he fucked up or how he fucked it up, but it was fucked up.

He did however redeem himself at a later date.

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:07:35 PM EDT

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I've got to say, I'm surprised nobody here has tried that Asian cobra wine. Used to see it listed on ebay all the time...small bottle of wine with a cobra in it.

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:08:09 PM EDT

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For me its gin. Any kind of gin.
My taste buds just say NO!

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:13:28 PM EDT

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'shine.

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You're pretty much never going to buy good moonshine.

The only way you're going to get anything really good is if some old guy pours you some out of his stash.

It's just economics. The truly great stuff comes from the hearts of small batch corn, high rye, distilled twice. Basically the best 20% of the 2nd run that they'll keep. The rest is basically trash that is mixed back in an sold.

Even commercial bourbon could be much better, but out of reach price wise.

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:13:33 PM EDT

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Back in college before I was of drinking age, I decided to go to the one liquor store I knew of that didn't check ids. I saw a bottle of pineapple wine and bought it. I've had better tasting cough medicine.

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:15:46 PM EDT

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Southern comfort.

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This was what I was going to say. Haven’t had it in 30 years ain’t looking for any, either.

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:17:01 PM EDT

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Some cheap rum from the Philippines. If I were to guess what embalming fluid tastes like I would say it was close.

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TANDUAY!

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:17:35 PM EDT

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Bunderberg Rum in Australia.

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:18:09 PM EDT

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He was a real Icelander. Said he was a Wiking!

Back then (in the 70's) he used to sort of host people from Iceland that came to the Cleveland Clinic for heart surgery. (it was a thing then). And they would smuggle all of that crap that he loved so much into him. It was easier to do back then.

It was interesting to be exposed to his culture.

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:19:24 PM EDT

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MD 20/20 Original grape shit.

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:21:29 PM EDT

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Goldschlager... turpentine in a bottle. Horrible, horrible stuff.

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:24:15 PM EDT

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I've got to say, I'm surprised nobody here has tried that Asian cobra wine. Used to see it listed on ebay all the time...small bottle of wine with a cobra in it.

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I’ve drank it in Japan, Thailand, and Korea. It’s usually pretty high priced and therefore tasty. The scales floating in it are a little off putting though.

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:25:38 PM EDT

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Malort

The worst ever.

You can pick some up in Chicago.

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:25:48 PM EDT

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Jim Beam Rye Whiskey

Well, ANY rye whiskey to be honest. Bleh.

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That is a fine Rye Whiskey!

Kessler's Whiskey is the worst I ever had. I couldn't finish the bottle and that was mixing it.

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:28:39 PM EDT

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Tijuana Everclear (many years ago)
Better suited for cleaning carburetors than for human ingestion

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:30:09 PM EDT

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Jagermeister

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:31:38 PM EDT

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Jager + Arrogant Bastard collaboration. I saved the bottle so I could shoot it.

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:33:07 PM EDT

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Jagermeister

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X 100

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:53:34 PM EDT

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I've got to say, I'm surprised nobody here has tried that Asian cobra wine. Used to see it listed on ebay all the time...small bottle of wine with a cobra in it.

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Yes multiple times. I've seen someone eat the cobra also. Malorts is much worse.

Posted: 9/17/2020 7:57:24 PM EDT

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Muscatel

Posted: 9/17/2020 8:05:52 PM EDT

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Jagermeister. Yuck.

Posted: 9/17/2020 8:12:01 PM EDT

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Yes multiple times. I've seen someone eat the cobra also. Malorts is much worse.

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I've got to say, I'm surprised nobody here has tried that Asian cobra wine. Used to see it listed on ebay all the time...small bottle of wine with a cobra in it.

Yes multiple times. I've seen someone eat the cobra also. Malorts is much worse.

Interesting-figured if anyone had tried it, it would be terrible. But for something more available to be worse, now I'm morbidly curious.

Posted: 9/17/2020 8:16:23 PM EDT

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Pulque

It’s an ancient beer made from agave. So it is to tequila what beer is to whiskey in a way. I really wanted to like it - I enjoy all sorts of beers as well as mezcal and tequila. It’s making a big time resurgence with the hip crowd in Mexico.

The problem? Well first it has approximately the same consistency as jizz - sort of gelatinous and thick and mind you this is like beer so you get a whole pint glass. Second the flavor is just sort of the taste of yeast. I was super disappointed.

Edit - the color - you guessed it - sort of a translucent white...

Posted: 9/17/2020 8:21:15 PM EDT

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Kirschwasser was particularly awful, even though I drank it from a shell like Steely Dan suggested.

To be fair, we were using the shell as an ashtray earlier that evening...

Posted: 9/17/2020 8:21:16 PM EDT

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Something called Caña that some chicks in a bar in Ciudad Acuna challenged me and a buddy into doing shots of in 1991. There impressions of my fingers in the tabletop as I tried to suppress the urge to vomit. Just a little Spanish lingo that means alcohol from sugar cane i believe. Probably the sugar cane version of Everclear?

Posted: 9/17/2020 8:30:32 PM EDT

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Malorts. Hands down.

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100% correct.
Tastes like rotten grapefruit, you'll taste it for a couple of days too.

Posted: 9/17/2020 8:32:45 PM EDT

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I took a big swig of MD 20-20 once a long long time ago.

Posted: 9/17/2020 8:34:01 PM EDT

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Ron Diaz rum. The only drink I've over told a bartender to dump out.

Posted: 9/17/2020 9:07:23 PM EDT

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Malorts............thread

Posted: 9/17/2020 9:13:35 PM EDT

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Campari, it is what I imagine poison is supposed to taste like.

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This. It tastes like licking the taint of a tree that just ran a Marathon.

Posted: 9/17/2020 9:14:49 PM EDT

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https://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server5500/tpbc2s65/products/5384/images/7100/kirschwasser-flavored-brandy__30540.1474991951.380.500.jpg?c=2

Kirschwasser was particularly awful, even though I drank it from a shell like Steely Dan suggested.

To be fair, we were using the shell as an ashtray earlier that evening...

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Another truly grody hangover.

Posted: 9/17/2020 9:17:21 PM EDT

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Malort is the only answer

Posted: 9/17/2020 9:18:53 PM EDT

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Kesslers

Posted: 9/17/2020 9:21:19 PM EDT

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One of my roommates in law school tried making strawberry wine. It was memorable.

Posted: 9/17/2020 9:22:58 PM EDT

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Southern comfort.

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+1

That and Bartons Vodka

Posted: 9/17/2020 9:22:59 PM EDT

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Tito's

Posted: 9/17/2020 9:27:36 PM EDT

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Kirschwasser was particularly awful, even though I drank it from a shell like Steely Dan suggested.

To be fair, we were using the shell as an ashtray earlier that evening...

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You know how to party.

Posted: 9/17/2020 9:32:06 PM EDT

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King Cotton Peach Wine... oh, my God!

and Soju... all of it.

Combined, they would be almost nuclear in
FIRE FOR EFFECT.

Posted: 9/17/2020 9:36:20 PM EDT

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Hypnotiq. It was college.

Kharn

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I did a search on this thread and saw that I was beaten. It gets my vote as well.

I was in my 30s so I claim temporary retardation.

Posted: 9/17/2020 9:42:30 PM EDT

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Captain Morgan rum. It's probably fine, but I had a bad night. My own fault, but the smell of it makes me gag. Jose Cuervo too.

Posted: 9/17/2020 9:44:19 PM EDT

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This was what I was going to say. Haven't had it in 30 years ain't looking for any, either.

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oh shit. That stuff is like sweet puke in a bottle.

Posted: 9/17/2020 9:49:43 PM EDT

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This was the worst shit I ever had

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Posted: 9/17/2020 9:53:47 PM EDT

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That is a fine Rye Whiskey!

Kessler's Whiskey is the worst I ever had. I couldn't finish the bottle and that was mixing it.

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Kessler's is something the 80 year old Eastern European guys drank in Ohio dive bars when I was young. Haven't heard of it mentioned in a long time.

Posted: 9/17/2020 9:55:51 PM EDT

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seagrams gin. Runner up, hurricane malt licka.

Posted: 9/17/2020 10:05:57 PM EDT

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I've got to say, I'm surprised nobody here has tried that Asian cobra wine. Used to see it listed on ebay all the time...small bottle of wine with a cobra in it.

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I don't remember what it was called but I did have some kind of booze that had a snake in it in Greece.