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Posted: 12/19/2021 11:26:06 PM EDT
I'm not talking about the billion or so Hallmark channel abortions, but REAL movies.

Jingle All The Way.

Beat THAT!
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:27:39 PM EDT
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If not the worst then it's a strong contender. Hate that fuckin movie.
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:28:36 PM EDT
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Elf
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:28:58 PM EDT
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Polar Express ………. A steaming pile of shit.
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:31:43 PM EDT
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I'm not talking about the billion or so Hallmark channel abortions, but REAL movies.

Jingle All The Way.

Beat THAT!
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Nobody likes you, Booster.
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:31:46 PM EDT
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Santa Clause 3
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:32:06 PM EDT
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Not sure how to reply, I like these movies
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:32:18 PM EDT
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The uncanny valley...spooky eyes!
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:32:57 PM EDT
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Hate it.  
My vote:
MST3K - S03E21 - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (HD)
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:33:30 PM EDT
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Jingle All the Way sort of gets a pass up here because of all the shooting locations and local references. It is legitimately a pretty bad movie aside from that, and I would not expect non-locals to see any redeeming qualities in it.

My vote for absolute worst “real” Christmas movie is the Grinch movie with Jim Carrey from 2000. Utterly terrible.
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:33:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:34:39 PM EDT
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All the free Christmas movies on the free apps on Roku. They are way worse than any mentioned so far.
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:35:08 PM EDT
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There is probably and Olsen Sisters movie of it, so that will probably take top billing.

The Star Wars special was TV only, but still notable.


But definitely big screen and definitely horrible: Santa with Muscles, starring Hulk Hogan


Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:35:18 PM EDT
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My wife was demoing something at Sam's in front of the giant tv's and was subjected to that pos 4 times in a row.

Not a fan.
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:35:24 PM EDT
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Was on at a family member's house the other day.  Watched about 20 mins.  Someone was on drugs when they wrote that.
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:35:33 PM EDT
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All Christmas movies suck.....except for Die Hard
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:36:12 PM EDT
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Mixed Nuts.
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:37:25 PM EDT
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Christmas Vacation has it's moments.
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:39:37 PM EDT
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If it's on BET or Hallmark it's probably garbage.
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:39:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:39:46 PM EDT
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Polar Express is awful. The plot makes -zero- sense, every adult is voiced by Tom Hanks, and the CGI looks 10 years out of date. Shrek came out in 2001 and looks a million times better. Toy Story from 1995 looks good to this day.


Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:41:30 PM EDT
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Christmas Vacation 2. There is no way on God’s green earth there is one worse..
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:44:02 PM EDT
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I tried to watch it....wife thought it was "cute"...it was so bad I had the shits for two days.
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:44:42 PM EDT
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Isn't the Star Wars Christmas special included here?
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:45:35 PM EDT
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Nailed it.
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:46:46 PM EDT
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Every single Hallmark piece of garbage that my parents watch non-stop.  Titles like "Christmas in Vermont".  Garbage.  You couldn't make me watch it.
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:47:07 PM EDT
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Christmas Break-In…another steaming pile from Netflix
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:47:26 PM EDT
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Lord of the Rings

The elves all think they are better than everyone else

The guy with the long white beard is too damn grouchy

Characters are too obsessed with the main gift

And it's never that hard to return a present.
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:47:29 PM EDT
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It's so bad it's good.
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:48:06 PM EDT
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Frosty Returns
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:49:31 PM EDT
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Star Wars Holiday Special (Life Day)

Star Wars Holiday Special, The (1978) [Nice Copy]

Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:50:17 PM EDT
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Jingle all the way is so bad, Solar Opposites based their Christmas episode on just how totally bad it is.
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:50:37 PM EDT
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Die Hard
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:52:05 PM EDT
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Gremlins told kids Santa wasn't real.
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:55:01 PM EDT
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Hate it.  
My vote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgcclbBmdEY


Missed it byTHAT much….

Came to post this.  It was a regular TV show, not MST2000 on WPIX TV…..even as a kid i thought it was retarded.
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:57:43 PM EDT
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The Exorcist is a great movie but a terrible Christmas movie.
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:58:40 PM EDT
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Eyes Wide Shut is perfect for the whole family!
Link Posted: 12/19/2021 11:59:30 PM EDT
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It's so bad it's good.
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Isn't the Star Wars Christmas special included here?
It's so bad it's good.


Nope. The only redeeming aspect is the introduction of Boba Fett (made more interesting by how it inspired some of Mandos look in The Mandalorian).

It's just bad.

Really bad.

I got about 15 minutes in, hoping it would either get to "better" or "so bad it's good".

It stayed bad. I continued watching so that I can say I watched all of it.

It's bad.
Link Posted: 12/20/2021 12:01:47 AM EDT
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Nope. The only redeeming aspect is the introduction of Boba Fett (made more interesting by how it inspired some of Mandos look in The Mandalorian).

It's just bad.

Really bad.

I got about 15 minutes in, hoping it would either get to "better" or "so bad it's good".

It stayed bad. I continued watching so that I can say I watched all of it.

It's bad.
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I got to watch an elderly Wookie jerk off to holographic porn in the middle of the family's living room with kids around during Life Day.

It's everything in life I ever expected!
Link Posted: 12/20/2021 12:02:48 AM EDT
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Only movie I ever walked out of.
Link Posted: 12/20/2021 12:03:05 AM EDT
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I will just leave this here......

Link Posted: 12/20/2021 12:03:44 AM EDT
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Die Hard
Beat like a rented red haired step-mule.
Link Posted: 12/20/2021 12:05:13 AM EDT
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Google "Rudolph The 5 Legged Reindeer".

It's a real Christmas classic fit for the family
Link Posted: 12/20/2021 12:05:34 AM EDT
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Revolutionary Road is also a fantastic choice for a Christmas movie, especially for a date night.
Link Posted: 12/20/2021 12:06:07 AM EDT
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I tried to watch it....wife thought it was "cute"...it was so bad I had the shits for two days.
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That might not be the movie. You may need to go see a doctor.
Link Posted: 12/20/2021 12:07:36 AM EDT
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I was thinking of that one.  I saw it when I was about 10 or so.
Link Posted: 12/20/2021 12:10:38 AM EDT
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OMG, That is one of my wife's all time favorite movies. She makes me watch it at least once a year.  She also love all those God forsaken Hallmark movies.
Link Posted: 12/20/2021 12:10:47 AM EDT
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I don't watch so many of them, but ran across this piece of shit this year when I did the discounted HBOMax thing for 6 months...couldn't even do like 30 min of it.

Black Christmas

Black Christmas - Official Trailer [HD]
Link Posted: 12/20/2021 12:12:25 AM EDT
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This will catch some hate, but A Christmas Story.


Maybe you had to grow up in the Midwest?  But the whole thing is awful, not funny, everyone is a jerk, etc.
Link Posted: 12/20/2021 12:14:37 AM EDT
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The uncanny valley...spooky eyes!
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Tom Hanks' pretentious "I'm not acting" voice work
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Link Posted: 12/20/2021 12:15:15 AM EDT
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What a depressing movie, it really would kill a date night. A double feature of it and the movie Seven might have people jumping off bridges.
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