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Hunter-Killer Wooimbouttamakeanameformyselfere Joined Dec 2010 Posts 97211 EE 100% (68) TX, USA	Posted: 8/15/2024 9:09:39 PM EST [#1] Attached File

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Posted: 8/15/2024 9:26:12 PM EST

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Originally Posted By Thuban:

I used to drive trucks and that's one of the nightmare scenarios.

I'm real glad to hear that he survived because if he died he would be voting Democrat this election.

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When my grandfather died, I think half the family checked with the voter registration office in PA to make sure he was taken off the rolls.

If we let him vote Democrat he'd haunt us until the end of our days.

Hunter-Killer Wooimbouttamakeanameformyselfere Joined Dec 2010 Posts 97212 EE 100% (68) TX, USA	Posted: 8/15/2024 9:34:36 PM EST [#3] Attached File

Jack841 Joined Dec 2010 Posts 780 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 8/15/2024 10:09:51 PM EST [#4] Jesus's Parents Realize He's Divine As He Completes Carpentry Project Without Going Back To Home Depot A Single Time https://t.co/t1qICgdlJ9 pic.twitter.com/q1zyiQD7ky The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 15, 2024

Hunter-Killer Wooimbouttamakeanameformyselfere Joined Dec 2010 Posts 97213 EE 100% (68) TX, USA	Posted: 8/15/2024 10:12:32 PM EST [#5] Attached File

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Posted: 8/16/2024 6:33:05 AM EST

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Originally Posted By iveseenalittleontv:

Superman is flying around one day when he spots Wonder Woman laying on the beach butt naked. He thinks to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could fly down there, take care of my business and be gone before she can blink an eye". So he swoops in, does his thing and disappears into the sky. Sensing the commotion, Wonder Woman cries out "What was that?". Invisible Man replies " I don't know, but all of the sudden my ass hurts".

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Originally Posted By iveseenalittleontv:

Originally Posted By LipschitzWrath:

Originally Posted By R2point0:
I'd bang them both at the same time.

Clark Kent and Superman?

Superman is flying around one day when he spots Wonder Woman laying on the beach butt naked. He thinks to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could fly down there, take care of my business and be gone before she can blink an eye". So he swoops in, does his thing and disappears into the sky. Sensing the commotion, Wonder Woman cries out "What was that?". Invisible Man replies " I don't know, but all of the sudden my ass hurts".

https://www.larryniven.net/?q=man-of-steel-woman-of-kleenex-by-larry-niven

Just saying

MMcfpd Member Joined Dec 2006 Posts 13490 EE 100% (19) TX, USA	Posted: 8/16/2024 8:05:57 AM EST [#7]
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Hunter-Killer Wooimbouttamakeanameformyselfere Joined Dec 2010 Posts 97215 EE 100% (68) TX, USA	Posted: 8/16/2024 8:23:30 AM EST [#8] Attached File

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Originally Posted By R2point0:
I'm not sure if it's cool to do "In!" memes when someone dies. Because it certainly looks like it in that picture.

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Originally Posted By FlockaCGulz:
In?

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/450356/1723403205617-3295057.jpg

I'm not sure if it's cool to do "In!" memes when someone dies. Because it certainly looks like it in that picture.

Judging the distance from the edge of the coil to the sideview mirror I think that driver may have gotten really, really lucky (at least I hope he did.) Those steel coils are no joke and are usually secured by at least 4 chains and binders.

Somewhere in the United States is a little girl…whose mother is a stripper, her father is a crack head, and her grandfather is President of the United States.

Hunter-Killer Wooimbouttamakeanameformyselfere Joined Dec 2010 Posts 97217 EE 100% (68) TX, USA	Posted: 8/16/2024 8:40:51 AM EST [#10] Attached File

Curmudgeon762 Member Joined Jun 2022 Posts 7372 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 8/16/2024 10:47:17 AM EST [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By Dr_Mike: https://www.larryniven.net/?q=man-of-steel-woman-of-kleenex-by-larry-niven Just saying View Quote Niven’s chef d’ oeuvre
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Javak Call Sign: Meatbag Joined Jun 2001 Posts 22013 EE 100% (5) CA, USA	Posted: 8/16/2024 11:02:40 AM EST [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/258158/IMG_0714_jpeg-3295780.JPG View Quote She would still be diddling P Diddy’s pp.
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R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 23971 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 8/16/2024 12:53:40 PM EST [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By Dr_Mike: https://www.larryniven.net/?q=man-of-steel-woman-of-kleenex-by-larry-niven Just saying View Quote I'm pretty sure the writers for The Boys read that at least a couple of times.
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Hunter-Killer Wooimbouttamakeanameformyselfere Joined Dec 2010 Posts 97225 EE 100% (68) TX, USA	Posted: 8/16/2024 1:28:06 PM EST [#14] Attached File

d16man pickin' and grinnin' Joined Feb 2013 Posts 92414 EE 100% (55) SC, USA	Posted: 8/16/2024 1:39:55 PM EST [#15] Quote History Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/1000009773-3294369.jpg View Quote That's a penis . Gif
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Hunter-Killer Wooimbouttamakeanameformyselfere Joined Dec 2010 Posts 97237 EE 100% (68) TX, USA	Posted: 8/16/2024 7:58:15 PM EST [#19] Attached File

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 36107 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 8/16/2024 8:03:37 PM EST [#20] i have not laughed this hard in years pic.twitter.com/oEzTWpqe7d — meme bastard (@mask_bastard) August 16, 2024
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iveseenalittleontv Joined May 2004 Posts 3499 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 8/16/2024 8:19:23 PM EST [#23] Quote History Originally Posted By WorkDroid: Imagine being married to this View Quote he won't be for long. she's talking about him cheating because that's what she's doing. and either that guilt is driving her crazy, or too many flavors of dude. or both. Attached File

Hunter-Killer Wooimbouttamakeanameformyselfere Joined Dec 2010 Posts 97239 EE 100% (68) TX, USA	Posted: 8/16/2024 8:21:50 PM EST [#24] Attached File

noob5000000 Greenbean Joined May 2010 Posts 17929 EE 100% (10) MI, USA	Posted: 8/16/2024 8:24:24 PM EST [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By Klee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTTGe4NVUF4 View Quote Attached File
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Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 53031 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 8/16/2024 10:47:18 PM EST [#28] "Hey, Brad's score is still on there" but it's in 1080p60fps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPba1r8oM5s
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Posted: 8/17/2024 4:52:11 AM EST

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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:

this amusement park ride operator is an absolute psychopath and I love it pic.twitter.com/6w6iSNWFGM
— Sassington, M.C. (@MissSassbox) August 14, 2024

Sound on gentlemen.

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Twitter link is broken, I think. Is it this guy?

Epic Amusement Park Seat Belt Prank - Watch Their Reactions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyoSrkR1Sic

We'll figure something out.
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Thoughtcrime Circus sized Joined Jun 2003 Posts 17734 EE 100% (56) KS, USA	Posted: 8/17/2024 9:24:55 AM EST [#33] Attached File Attached File
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Spartacus IBPR Local 87 Joined Nov 2000 Posts 2098 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 8/17/2024 9:30:31 AM EST [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By redoubt: https://i.imgur.com/hoMxaMn.jpeg View Quote Love a good meta-joke.
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Spartacus IBPR Local 87 Joined Nov 2000 Posts 2099 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 8/17/2024 9:31:52 AM EST [Last Edit: Spartacus] [#35] Bradley Walsh - Fanny Chmelar laugh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Klz5qncZQ Fanny Chmelar
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MMcfpd Member Joined Dec 2006 Posts 13493 EE 100% (19) TX, USA	Posted: 8/17/2024 9:57:59 AM EST [#36]
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Posted: 8/17/2024 11:24:59 AM EST

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Originally Posted By Brisk:

Twitter link is broken, I think. Is it this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyoSrkR1Sic

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Originally Posted By Brisk:

Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:

this amusement park ride operator is an absolute psychopath and I love it pic.twitter.com/6w6iSNWFGM
— Sassington, M.C. (@MissSassbox) August 14, 2024

Sound on gentlemen.

Twitter link is broken, I think. Is it this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyoSrkR1Sic

NEW LINK

Make Occam's Razor Great Again

It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

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R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 23976 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 8/17/2024 12:14:19 PM EST [#39] Quote History Originally Posted By bobbitybobbity: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/46917/1000005157_jpg-3296802.JPG View Quote The exact same meme is floating out there about Trump. I wonder who was first?
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Originally Posted By R2point0:
The exact same meme is floating out there about Trump. I wonder who was first?

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Originally Posted By R2point0:

Originally Posted By bobbitybobbity:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/46917/1000005157_jpg-3296802.JPG

The exact same meme is floating out there about Trump. I wonder who was first?

The left can’t meme so which do you think is more likely?

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colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 50932 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 8/17/2024 12:46:46 PM EST [#42] Attached File
	A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!

colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 50933 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 8/17/2024 12:47:03 PM EST [#43] Attached File
	A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!

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	Make Occam's Razor Great Again It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

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Brisk Member Joined Apr 2004 Posts 9731 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 8/17/2024 9:17:36 PM EST [#49] Quote History Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: NEW LINK View Quote Still broke - but I don't have Twitter installed (maybe that's it)
	We'll figure something out. Callsign: Contusion

Hunter-Killer Wooimbouttamakeanameformyselfere Joined Dec 2010 Posts 97264 EE 100% (68) TX, USA	Posted: 8/17/2024 9:21:58 PM EST [#50] Attached File

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