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Link Posted: 12/18/2020 3:32:23 PM EDT
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Golden Earring - Radar Love (Official Music Video [HD])
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 3:37:01 PM EDT
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Oof.

That first picture makes her look about 350lbs. Second is much better, probably “only” 200.

Pass on the fattie. Probably gives a hell of a BJ though, face is probably a UK 7, body a UK 6. Here in attractive people land, she’s a 5 on her best day.
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Oof.

That first picture makes her look about 350lbs. Second is much better, probably “only” 200.

Pass on the fattie. Probably gives a hell of a BJ though, face is probably a UK 7, body a UK 6. Here in attractive people land, she’s a 5 on her best day.



Attractive people land?

Your most famous export

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Link Posted: 12/18/2020 3:38:21 PM EDT
[#3]
This man is a fkn hero.
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 3:39:46 PM EDT
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She must have the greatest pussy ever.
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Isle of Man: Home of tail-less pussies.



Link Posted: 12/18/2020 3:41:56 PM EDT
[#5]
Also, what kind of fag Karen "reports" something like this? UK is broken.
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 3:46:17 PM EDT
[#6]
Anyone really surprised a Scotsman would do this?..hell they told everyone 30 years ago


The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) (Official Music Video)
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 3:48:08 PM EDT
[#7]
No way I would arrest that guy for that;.
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 3:48:10 PM EDT
[#8]
I'm all about dat bass, no treble...
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 3:48:56 PM EDT
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When asked for a comment the scotsman replied "I'll fukin do it again"
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Nice!
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 3:51:40 PM EDT
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lol





But really, I was basically calling anywhere not in the UK or Alaska attractive people land.
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 4:21:26 PM EDT
[#11]
How did he walk 15 miles to his girlfriend's house? Did he walk past it once or twice?
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 4:25:31 PM EDT
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The couple in question:

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/359475/60D496C5-EAF2-4F03-9190-1833D4DD6523_jpe-1736885.JPG

Not worth it to me, but she looks like a step up for him. I didn’t crop the photo, she looks like she’s probably fat.
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Vs your typical Scot? He made the wise choice.

Kharn
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 4:27:29 PM EDT
[#13]
Goddamn right, there is a lass on that island he is going to _____ and no global lockdown order bullshit or some sissy fear of drowning in the sea is getting in his way.
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 4:27:41 PM EDT
[#14]
Well yes, I married a Scottish girl, so I get it.
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 4:29:05 PM EDT
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Was alcohol involved?
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The article clearly stated a roofer was present.

Kharn
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 4:31:17 PM EDT
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Was alcohol involved?
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???

Scottish for fuck's sake
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 4:33:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/18/2020 4:34:55 PM EDT
[#18]
I'm pretty confident that the roofer is Techno Viking's little brother.

Link Posted: 12/18/2020 4:38:00 PM EDT
[#19]
Probably  a rich girl too
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 4:45:10 PM EDT
[#20]
I made the stupid decision to drive a jet ski from wahweap marina to rainbow bridge and back in a day ( 100 mile round trip) at lake Powell.
After about 10 mile of big chop in the main channel it wasn’t fun anymore... then worrying about fuel just to get to the midpoint marina sucked.

Link Posted: 12/18/2020 4:45:19 PM EDT
[#21]
Her legs look good to me.
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 4:45:36 PM EDT
[#22]
The tragedy is that they jailed him for it


How low the UK has fallen
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 4:46:48 PM EDT
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But he's not an incel, so there's that.
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Unless they have conjugal visits and/or prison rape, he most certainly is involuntarily celibate.
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 4:48:02 PM EDT
[#24]
Scotland the brave!
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 4:54:13 PM EDT
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I'd buy that guy a drink.
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Yep, this^^^^^^^^^10ring
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:00:23 PM EDT
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That rivals the tenacity of my childhood Siberian Husky. He was tied to a long chain on a 200+ pound doghouse. Yeah, yeah, I know. It was back in the late 70s when pet owners were cruel.

The female mutt next door was in heat. I went to feed him only to find a 100 yard long rut leading to the neighbor's yard. Darn near killed old Nanook but he completed the mission.
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God bless him, I hope he emptied his sack, that’s just as good as this story .??
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:04:31 PM EDT
[#27]
Thick-legged colleen. Beef to the heels.
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:06:03 PM EDT
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Must have been some good poontang. We've all been there.
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I was thinking the same thing
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:07:35 PM EDT
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Jail him?


Shit put him in the SAS or something. 4hours or choppy seas alone and the a 15k hike. that is stamina.
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He probably hits the pussy like a jackhammer and has the staying power to last hours ??
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:08:00 PM EDT
[#30]
That's dedication.
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:08:30 PM EDT
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At 25 miles he should have been able to see the island (in good weather).

During workups for WestPac with the USS Peleliu we rescued 2 idiots that tried to get to Catalina Island from Long Beach on rented jet skies (a 22 mile crossing). A heavy fog rolled in and they missed the island, one guy got really lucky and found our ship while we were turning "Gator Squares" off of San Clemente Island and our SAR bird found the 2nd guy. Once they passed San Clemente, there's a whole lot of nothing for a few thousand miles.
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I've ridden from Long Beach to Catalina on multiple occasions on a Sea-Doo in the 90's.  bunch of us would ride over, have lunch and walk around town, and ride back in the afternoon.   but we did have compasses, hand-held marine radios, signaling mirrors, etc.

even did a Long Beach to Catalina and back endurance race.  did it in about 90 minutes IIRC.
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:09:41 PM EDT
[#32]
Fucking awesome
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:10:31 PM EDT
[#33]
I am impressed.
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:12:01 PM EDT
[#34]
An island that lets people get close enough to reach out and touch 155mph sport bikes as they blow by are suddenly losing their shit over people with a coof coming within 6 feet of you?


Fucking clown world.


Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:13:24 PM EDT
[#35]
He could use his balls as life preservers.
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:14:01 PM EDT
[#36]
Girlfriend swallows.
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:15:05 PM EDT
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Must have been some good poontang. We've all been there.
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Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:16:46 PM EDT
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Isle of Clownn
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:17:12 PM EDT
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Ehperhetah ye say?  
https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/12451/7620B95F-BF5D-4102-8BAE-9CCE79A41C59_jpe-1737045.JPG
A Scot-roofer once crossed the ocean, propelled by a singular devotion.    
To plunder the ass of a willing young lass,
But the Cops had a whole 'nother notion.    
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That is pure poetry. Brings a tear to my eye.
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:19:27 PM EDT
[#40]
love
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:48:13 PM EDT
[#41]
I'd fuck her just to get to watch the races.
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:53:37 PM EDT
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That rivals the tenacity of my childhood Siberian Husky. He was tied to a long chain on a 200+ pound doghouse. Yeah, yeah, I know. It was back in the late 70s when pet owners were cruel.

The female mutt next door was in heat. I went to feed him only to find a 100 yard long rut leading to the neighbor's yard. Darn near killed old Nanook but he completed the mission.
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Nanook rubbed it!
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:53:41 PM EDT
[#44]
Not clicking on yahoo.  

Did the girlfriend dime him out?
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:53:47 PM EDT
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You’re in Canukistan.  

You’re a UK outpost.

You even have the Queen on your banknotes.

Look:   Grandma Money’s face owns your country.



Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:57:18 PM EDT
[#46]
I’d contribute to his legal fund.
Even if they split he will be a legend that other women will swoon for because bitches love that shit.
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:57:19 PM EDT
[#47]
Nice
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 5:59:49 PM EDT
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LMAO. That caught me off guard.
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 6:03:26 PM EDT
[#49]
Gofundme to buy that guy a case of Irish whiskey? He deserves it.
Link Posted: 12/18/2020 6:03:27 PM EDT
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Roofers are a special breed.  
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He was probably drunk and smoking crack during the journey.
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