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Posted: 5/24/2013 6:58:56 PM EDT

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I hope they make a nightstand big enough for my Sawzall powered dildo.

Florida news channel, but it's a story from Maryland.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/weird/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

what a fucking idiot! You have to use specially made shit, not just slap a dildo over a fucking saw blade.

Posted: 5/24/2013 7:02:37 PM EDT

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I hope they make a nightstand big enough for my Sawzall powered dildo.

Florida news channel, but it's a story from Maryland.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/weird/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

what a fucking idiot! You have to use specially made shit, not just slap a dildo over a fucking saw blade.

Yeah, but think of the jokes!

"Hey Dave, what happened with you and your girlfriend?"
"She decided to split."

Posted: 5/24/2013 7:25:48 PM EDT

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http://www.jacquefrancis.com/collection/rimmingseat.html

Posted: 5/24/2013 9:45:07 PM EDT

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This thread is Clooney Approved

Posted: 5/24/2013 9:47:23 PM EDT

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I think Richard Gere buys his here.

Posted: 5/24/2013 9:52:24 PM EDT

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I hope they make a nightstand big enough for my Sawzall powered dildo.

I've actually seen one of those, a friend had one and had some kind of foot pedal control to slow the stroke way down. I imagine it would be hard on the motor brushes. Interesting little device.

ETA: And yeah, it didn't use the actual saw blade. Guy in the news article is a fucking moron.

Posted: 5/24/2013 9:59:42 PM EDT

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I find my kids bedroom furniture much more useful...

Plus when they grow up ill be able tell stories when I want them to leave the room..

" so NWG version 2.0, you remember that SpongeBob chair you used to have....."

You have sex on your kids bedroom furniture?

Not while there in it....

We have sex on all the furniture.. Nothing is safe. I would have responded quicker but the wife and I were boneing

Posted: 5/24/2013 10:01:16 PM EDT

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Yep. I believe this will be my Friday night entertainment thread.

Appropriate avatar is appropriate.

haha

Posted: 5/24/2013 10:02:08 PM EDT

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I have a pillow armchair on my bed. It could definitely be used that way... ;)

I didn't think to use it last year in college, but next year....

Posted: 5/24/2013 10:25:18 PM EDT

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Why are you collecting non-cheddar cheese head hats?

Posted: 5/24/2013 10:40:48 PM EDT

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Oh my

If you know what's going on in here, let me know.
I assumed the OP was asking about a bed, nightstands, dressers, and that sort of stuff.

Then...Bondage Bed appeared and I suddenly realized I may be to uptight to be reading this.

OP is talking about overpriced pillows
https://s3.amazonaws.com/product-images.healiohealth.com/4306/Healthy-Sexuality-Liberator-Wedge-Sex-Ramp-b-pz.jpg

ok hows does that work?

NSFGD

Lame piece for slap and tickle.

http://fetishfurniture.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/versahorse-006.jpg

The nice things about these is the fact that they break down into harmless pieces when the family is over.

You WILL need several sandbags to hold the base down once the people start flailing and struggling.
http://fetishfurniture.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/panorama-cross-image-for-ebay.jpg

Jesus Petrov did you make that?

Posted: 5/24/2013 10:41:06 PM EDT

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I don't have room for all that.

Posted: 5/24/2013 11:01:42 PM EDT

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I plan on buying a Sumo beanbag soon. It's not *just* for that, but based on their marketing that's a big audience for them.

Posted: 5/24/2013 11:03:54 PM EDT

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Oh my

If you know what's going on in here, let me know.
I assumed the OP was asking about a bed, nightstands, dressers, and that sort of stuff.

Then...Bondage Bed appeared and I suddenly realized I may be to uptight to be reading this.

OP is talking about overpriced pillows
https://s3.amazonaws.com/product-images.healiohealth.com/4306/Healthy-Sexuality-Liberator-Wedge-Sex-Ramp-b-pz.jpg

ok hows does that work?

NSFGD

Lame piece for slap and tickle.

http://fetishfurniture.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/versahorse-006.jpg

The nice things about these is the fact that they break down into harmless pieces when the family is over.

You WILL need several sandbags to hold the base down once the people start flailing and struggling.
http://fetishfurniture.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/panorama-cross-image-for-ebay.jpg

"people"?!

Not "she", "they", or even "the girls"?

You have sex with so many people that you no longer refer to your partners as individuals, but rather as indestinct members of the species?

Posted: 5/25/2013 3:04:36 PM EDT

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I plan on buying a Sumo beanbag soon. It's not *just* for that, but based on their marketing that's a big audience for them.

http://www.splitreason.com/blog/img/sumo3.jpg

Hadn't seen those yet...

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