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Link Posted: 12/21/2013 11:48:54 AM EDT
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Oh my.....good heavens! she's BEAUTIFUL!!!!
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Lower half is just plain fat. No thanks.

Mwahahah! really? where?

http://i44.tinypic.com/m9t993.jpg

Oh my.....good heavens! she's BEAUTIFUL!!!!


Maybe 30- lbs ago.
Link Posted: 12/21/2013 11:50:19 AM EDT
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Hello Dr. Drew
Link Posted: 12/21/2013 12:23:23 PM EDT
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quoted for truth.  That bitch would NEED coke just to keep up with my box wrecking schedule.
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I would fuck the coke addled energy right out of that poor woman.

I would fuck that poor lady like it was a full time job. Wake up, fuck her, get some breakfast, apply vitamin e, fuck her till lunch, get some food, apply vitamin e, fuck her till supper, have a drink, apply vitamin e, let her cook me a fine meal, fuck her till I passed out ..... Wake up tomorrow, punch the clock again.

After a few months "on the job" she'd *need* coke.


quoted for truth.  That bitch would NEED coke just to keep up with my box wrecking schedule.

So this is where Hallmark goes for greeting card ideas! Who knew.
Link Posted: 12/21/2013 12:56:41 PM EDT
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We can take turns.
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Don't care; titties  

Yep.  Can you imagine  having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's?  


Somebody's "If I gotta die that's how I wanna go" wish?

No, but I wouldn't mind being stuck there 'til my face turned red.

We can take turns.

Deal!
Link Posted: 12/21/2013 12:58:17 PM EDT
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Chefs love coke.



 Anyone who has ever worked in restaurants knows this. Is someone a chef? Yes? They do coke.





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Mario Battali looks like he could really use the Columbian Diet.
Link Posted: 12/21/2013 12:59:44 PM EDT
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Somebody's "If I gotta die that's how I wanna go" wish?
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Don't care; titties  


Yep.  Can you imagine  having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's?  




Somebody's "If I gotta die that's how I wanna go" wish?




 
"I never thought I'd die like this…although I'd always hoped."
Link Posted: 12/21/2013 1:03:39 PM EDT
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Don't care; titties

Yep.  Can you imagine  having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's?
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/107976995/Pics/Funny/forum/splooge.gif
 

godfrey daniels
Link Posted: 12/21/2013 1:07:37 PM EDT
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Not guilty.
Link Posted: 12/21/2013 1:21:41 PM EDT
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I'd let her do lines of blow off my junk.  No problem.
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I don't think you've thought that through, all the way.

Ever seen how coke gets put into lines?
Link Posted: 12/21/2013 1:22:48 PM EDT
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Can't believe this hasn't been posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
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Link Posted: 12/21/2013 1:23:51 PM EDT
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Just means she does sucks your dick after doing anal on the first date.
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A cocaine habit, smokes pot, more baggage then a Lufthansa flight, and big tits........she is like the GD dream


Just means she does sucks your dick after doing anal on the first date.


FIFY
Link Posted: 12/21/2013 1:27:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2013 1:29:04 PM EDT
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Don't care; titties
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This
Link Posted: 12/21/2013 2:54:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2013 2:56:23 PM EDT
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In for debate.
Link Posted: 12/21/2013 3:04:21 PM EDT
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Not guilty.




Link Posted: 12/21/2013 5:47:35 PM EDT
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I would fuck the coke addled energy right out of that poor woman.

I would fuck that poor lady like it was a full time job. Wake up, fuck her, get some breakfast, apply vitamin e, fuck her till lunch, get some food, apply vitamin e, fuck her till supper, have a drink, apply vitamin e, let her cook me a fine meal, fuck her till I passed out ..... Wake up tomorrow, punch the clock again.

After a few months "on the job" she'd *need* coke.
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Thanks for putting that into words for me.     Damn, she is hot for a 50+ yr old broad.
Link Posted: 12/21/2013 6:44:29 PM EDT
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Chefs love coke.

 Anyone who has ever worked in restaurants knows this. Is someone a chef? Yes? They do coke.


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This, I am sure some chef's are normal people but that life is just not 9-5 punch the clock regular.
Link Posted: 12/21/2013 7:00:47 PM EDT
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A celebrity cokehead?  What is the world coming to?!
Link Posted: 12/21/2013 7:06:21 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2013 7:11:49 PM EDT
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Don't mean to sound crass, but if she is a Brit, chances are great she's a back door gal. And more.
Link Posted: 12/22/2013 12:28:59 AM EDT
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So it a union job you make a lot of noise, pretend like your doing a great deed and only work 5 minutes a day. Sign me up.
 
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I would fuck the coke addled energy right out of that poor woman.

I would fuck that poor lady like it was a full time job. Wake up, fuck her, get some breakfast, apply vitamin e, fuck her till lunch, get some food, apply vitamin e, fuck her till supper, have a drink, apply vitamin e, let her cook me a fine meal, fuck her till I passed out ..... Wake up tomorrow, punch the clock again.

After a few months "on the job" she'd *need* coke.
So it a union job you make a lot of noise, pretend like your doing a great deed and only work 5 minutes a day. Sign me up.
 

No, sir. I would put in real work. It would be my professional masterpiece. I would, to put it in real terms, cripple that woman. She'd be on workman's comp after day 3.
Link Posted: 12/22/2013 12:36:33 AM EDT
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Ma-ma!
Link Posted: 12/22/2013 1:03:35 AM EDT
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quoted for truth.  That bitch would NEED coke just to keep up with my box wrecking schedule.
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I would fuck the coke addled energy right out of that poor woman.

I would fuck that poor lady like it was a full time job. Wake up, fuck her, get some breakfast, apply vitamin e, fuck her till lunch, get some food, apply vitamin e, fuck her till supper, have a drink, apply vitamin e, let her cook me a fine meal, fuck her till I passed out ..... Wake up tomorrow, punch the clock again.

After a few months "on the job" she'd *need* coke.


quoted for truth.  That bitch would NEED coke just to keep up with my box wrecking schedule.




Link Posted: 12/22/2013 1:08:14 AM EDT
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The UK tabloids are brutal when it comes to catching entertainers unaware. Don't tell the folks that dwell in the BOTD forum. They get very upset.
Link Posted: 12/22/2013 5:24:12 AM EDT
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Give me an oxygen tank, a nasal cannula ....

Give her a pint of moonshine ...

And tomorrow morning she would be wearing nothing but a flannel shirt and Duck Commander hat on backwards while cooking my breakfast.

Hell, I'd even shave my beard to prevent thigh burns.

Link Posted: 12/22/2013 5:25:56 AM EDT
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Would smash
Link Posted: 12/22/2013 6:34:24 AM EDT
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Dunno, you tell me?
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Lower half is just plain fat. No thanks.

Mwahahah! really? where?

http://i44.tinypic.com/m9t993.jpg


What's it like being a gay man in modern America?


Dunno, you tell me?


I'm the one looking to bruise her cervix, broheim.
Link Posted: 12/22/2013 8:52:08 AM EDT
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I don't think you've thought that through, all the way.

Ever seen how coke gets put into lines?
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I'd let her do lines of blow off my junk.  No problem.


I don't think you've thought that through, all the way.

Ever seen how coke gets put into lines?


She is an expert as using edged weapons... I think she'll be gentle.
Link Posted: 12/22/2013 7:40:30 PM EDT
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She looks like a British version of Denise Milani, but with breeding hips. Great Googly Moogly
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