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Posted: 3/3/2014 4:54:07 AM EDT
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Be careful. At night when you're sleeping those things crawl up into your asshole and lay their eggs. Once they hatch, the babies will crawl back out of your asshole but they usually leave a nasty infection from the decaying placenta/egg pouches. A friend of mine had them in his house once; he recommends duct tape across your ass. Protip - shave your ass hair off first or the duct tape will be.....unpleasant when pulled off in the morning. Better safe than sorry, man. Butt plug is,much faster 
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Posted: 3/3/2014 4:56:00 AM EDT
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I just did a little searching and this is what I've seen at my place, it's a Hister beetle.
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Posted: 3/3/2014 4:57:07 AM EDT
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DARPA project. Small camera and mic. Battery only lasts for a few hours so once they quit they quit.
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Posted: 3/3/2014 4:59:44 AM EDT
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Around here (KY) we just call those hard shelled beetles. They're annoying as fuck flying around playing bumper cars with anything they can hit. I know that don't help much.
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Posted: 3/3/2014 3:29:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/3/2014 4:59:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: City people amuse me. You mean you don't go out at night with the wife, turn a light on outside to draw em' in, and catch them and feed them to toads?? A toad will eat so many it will swell up and be hardly able to hop any more. Great beer drinking fun under the stars. OP, get a toad. This guy (?) used to live in our front yard. I miss him.   |
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Posted: 3/3/2014 5:25:59 PM EDT
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Just be thankful it's not one of these. I had one clamp on my finger as a kid, it hurt alot!
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Posted: 3/3/2014 5:32:37 PM EDT
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That is a European chafer also known as a June bug or chicken bug.
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Posted: 3/3/2014 5:35:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: brown ball biter beetle, they hide in your bed until you're asleep and well...the name says it all  |
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Posted: 3/3/2014 5:45:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Be careful. At night when you're sleeping those things crawl up into your asshole and lay their eggs. Once they hatch, the babies will crawl back out of your asshole but they usually leave a nasty infection from the decaying placenta/egg pouches. A friend of mine had them in his house once; he recommends duct tape across your ass. Protip - shave your ass hair off first or the duct tape will be.....unpleasant when pulled off in the morning. Better safe than sorry, man. |
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Posted: 3/3/2014 5:54:52 PM EDT
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looks like a june bug to me yep. |
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Posted: 3/4/2014 5:58:24 AM EDT
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OP, get a toad. This guy (?) used to live in our front yard. I miss him.
http://www.narruc.net/Public/pix/toad2.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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City people amuse me. You mean you don't go out at night with the wife, turn a light on outside to draw em' in, and catch them and feed them to toads?? A toad will eat so many it will swell up and be hardly able to hop any more. Great beer drinking fun under the stars. OP, get a toad. This guy (?) used to live in our front yard. I miss him.
http://www.narruc.net/Public/pix/toad2.jpg Kinda looks like grumpy cat. |
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Posted: 3/4/2014 6:48:51 AM EDT
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Asian Brain Weevil.
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