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Today, after work, I'm going to ask my wife if she's ever self-raped her sin cave. I want to see the reaction.
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You should just delete that Op.
To many arfcommers take that kind of advice seriously and end up married to women who dont like sex and then wonder why. |
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Make sure she has a pink butt hole and waxes that shit regularly so you can tongue punch her fart box
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Before someone puts all that work into a graphic they should check the spelling.
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I just texted my wife and asked her if she ever self raped her sin cave. I'll post the response.
ETA: I got a WTF??? and What is wrong with you? After showing her the picture in the op, she said "I guess you were out of luck then." |
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If you marry a woman who doesn't like to self rape her sin cave you will be sorely disapoint.
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"Remeber" to proofread your memes before posting them all over the internet.
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View Quote You're getting some mileage out of that one this week. This is crazy. She doesn't have to use her fingers if she doesn't want to. Toys work fine if that's what she needs. Why do people hate on sex so much? |
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You're getting some mileage out of that one this week. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
You're getting some mileage out of that one this week. Sometimes, it's the only reasonable response. |
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I'm going home for lunch and ringing the devil's doorbell, then I'll probably take a nap.
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Ted Cruz's new cause since he failed in his run for President?
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I couldn't be happier that mine is an expert with her Devil's Doorbell: Sometimes a guy just wants to get a bit of shuteye on a Thursday night instead of going for a 4th inning.
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This is most likely satire...
Or proof that social conservatives are just as dumb as progressive liberals. Dunno anymore. Pretty sure it will show up on Facebook and be taken as truth. |
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Frankly every girl I've been involved with that wasn't comfortable ringing her own doorbell had serious intimacy issues.
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