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Posted: 5/27/2016 11:43:03 AM EDT
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Yes, but im stuck between respecting my mother/elders and knowing whats best for myself. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You're a grown man correct? Yes, but im stuck between respecting my mother/elders and knowing whats best for myself. Has she ever caught you masturbating? Did she ever tell you to stop that behavior? Did you? LIAR! j/k 
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Posted: 5/27/2016 11:44:10 AM EDT
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Don't tell her you have a handgun?
You live on your own, so how would she know? |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 11:46:35 AM EDT
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Gotta grow a pair someday, or you could always marry a woman just like Mom, who will control your life a while longer. Your future OP unless you man up now, cut the umbilical cord and let your balls drop.   
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Posted: 5/27/2016 11:48:34 AM EDT
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You need to simplify your life. That means not having unhealthy relationships with people.
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Posted: 5/27/2016 11:48:35 AM EDT
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OP got his gun:
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Posted: 5/27/2016 11:50:41 AM EDT
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My Father-In-Law once told me that he was writing us out of his will. I told him that this was ok, because the fact that he would be dead would be enough for me. 
I may use that line someday 
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Posted: 5/27/2016 11:50:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat can't be his gun. His rail attachment is in his mom's purse. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 11:53:23 AM EDT
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Duh, take her shooting. Maybe she'll want one too.
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Posted: 5/27/2016 11:55:50 AM EDT
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Go all in and buy multiple pistols.
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Posted: 5/27/2016 11:59:44 AM EDT
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Crawl back inside of her
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Posted: 5/27/2016 11:59:48 AM EDT
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I don't mean to speak ill of a member's family, but if your own mother would really disown, fire, and have no further contact with her son because of an inanimate object, she's a damn sociopath.
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Posted: 5/27/2016 12:06:18 PM EDT
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Why would a grown man even have that conversation with his mom?? You- "Oh hey, happy Mother's Day. I'm thinking about buying a Sig." Her - "loses her shit" You - "... Maybe I'll just talk to my online friends about this one... yeah..." How to Roll your own Cuckhold. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 12:11:07 PM EDT
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OP said he was buying a pistol not another trashcan gun that is taller than he is...but it could all be an elaborate ruse.
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WowPro, is that you? OP said he was buying a pistol not another trashcan gun that is taller than he is...but it could all be an elaborate ruse.
I'm holding out hope it's WowPro. I mean, the stories are almost identical with the exception of the Trashcan gun. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 12:22:32 PM EDT
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Do whatever you want. For fun, tell her she can disown you if she likes but then she'll never see her future grandkids. Quote HistoryQuoted:
am of legal age and living on my own Do whatever you want. For fun, tell her she can disown you if she likes but then she'll never see her future grandkids. Why you that be for fun? If my mother ever threatened to disown me that would be my retort and I'd be 100% serious about it. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 12:24:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/27/2016 12:25:05 PM EDT
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Pop the tit out of your mouth.
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Posted: 5/27/2016 12:27:39 PM EDT
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About the time that Daddy left to fight the big war
I saw my first pistol in the general store In the general store, when I was thirteen Thought it was the finest thing I ever had seen So l asked if I could have one someday when I grew up Mama dropped a dozen eggs, she really blew up She really blew up and I didn't understand Mama said the pistol is the devil's right hand The devil's right hand, the devil's right hand Mama said the pistol is the devil's right hand My very first pistol was a cap and ball Colt Shoot as fast as lightnin' but it loads a mite slow Loads a mite slow and soon I found out It can get you into trouble but it can't get you out So then I went and bought myself a Colt 45 Called a peacemaker but I never knew why Never knew why, I didn't understand Cause Mama said the pistol is the devil's right hand Well I get into a card game in a company town Caught a miner cheating I shot the dog down Shot the dog down, watched the man fall Never touched his holster, never had a chance to draw The trial was in the morning and they drug me out of bed Asked me how I pleaded, not guilty I said Not guilty I said, you've got the wrong man Nothing touched the trigger but the devil's right hand The devil's right hand, the devil's right hand Mama said the pistol is the devil's right hand |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 12:30:37 PM EDT
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This thread embodies the very concept of "Pajama boy"
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Posted: 5/27/2016 12:40:14 PM EDT
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Am I in before someone says something similar to:
"buy a gun and then tell your mom you'll come over and show it to her is she tries to write you out of the will." My first experience seeing a gun in action was in the hands of my mom. Some weirdos were bugging us in the house we rented. So she borrowed grandpas .357. I'm glad I have a poor mom who likes guns over a rich one who thinks they are "icky" good luck op. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 12:43:04 PM EDT
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Show her USPSA vids and tell her you're going to be rich and famous.
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Posted: 5/27/2016 12:47:05 PM EDT
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Buy a nice knife to cut the umbilical cord too. Youre a grown ass man why does she even know? Agreed. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 12:59:39 PM EDT
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What mama don't know wont hurt her. Mama says guns are the debil The debil's right hand, according to some. 
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Posted: 5/27/2016 1:02:55 PM EDT
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Why does mommy need to know?
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Posted: 5/27/2016 1:05:54 PM EDT
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If you are old enough to buy a guy what business is it of you Mom
Damn son sac up and be a grown up, aint like you have to run home and tell her... |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 1:07:00 PM EDT
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Okay Norman Okay, I had to LOL. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 1:13:57 PM EDT
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If you are old enough to buy a guy what business is it of you Mom
Damn son sac up and be a grown up, aint like you have to run home and tell her... Word up cuz, go buy all them guys. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 1:18:30 PM EDT
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At this point he has to tell her he bought one. Its past the point of buying it and not telling her. If he buys and hides then she is still controlling him. This isnt about a gun, it is about control. This is your test OP. You either stand up and be your own man or show your mother she will always be able to control you with money. She will try to control who you marry, decisions about children, houses, etc. You have to stop this now. If she disowns you then the other poster was right, she will be disowning any future grandchildren. Her choice. Buy the gun, and tell her in casual conversation though, not in an argumentative sort of way. If she mentions disowning again, say that is her choice, but you will have to make some life changes if that is so. Let her wonder what they are.
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Posted: 5/27/2016 1:26:34 PM EDT
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Am I in before someone says something similar to: "buy a gun and then tell your mom you'll come over and show it to her is she tries to write you out of the will." My first experience seeing a gun in action was in the hands of my mom. Some weirdos were bugging us in the house we rented. So she borrowed grandpas .357. I'm glad I have a poor mom who likes guns over a rich one who thinks they are "icky" good luck op. Yep, my mom is getting up there in age and has some medical problems. She is more worried about losing her Concealed carry license than her Drivers license. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 1:30:07 PM EDT
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Word up cuz, go buy all them guys. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you are old enough to buy a guy what business is it of you Mom
Damn son sac up and be a grown up, aint like you have to run home and tell her... Word up cuz, go buy all them guys. I lol'd |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 1:36:14 PM EDT
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If she doesn't want you to have a gun, she doesn't love you anyway.
Sorry op. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 1:39:09 PM EDT
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Tell her she was right, Guns are too violent. You've decided to become a peaceful and benevolent transgendered with a panache for my little pony.
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Posted: 5/27/2016 1:40:19 PM EDT
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Weak trolling attempt
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Posted: 5/27/2016 3:28:08 PM EDT
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Buy a nice knife to cut the umbilical cord too. Youre a grown ass man why does she even know? +1 Mothers don't (need to) know everything. And besides, some people need killing. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 3:30:27 PM EDT
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I purchase a pistol... I am of legal age and living on my own.. Her logic is that pistols are used only in the killing of people.. what would GD do? No pics of mother. Edit: She has been a sucessful business women who is in sole possession of a large fortune and more importantly, a company I have worked with for years and hope to return to when im older. I make my own money and live on my own, but I do not want to be cut out of the family business if I ever wanted to return to it. Go and buy whatever the fuck you want. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 3:31:55 PM EDT
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What momma dont know... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile This. Buy it and don't mention a word about it. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 4:00:57 PM EDT
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Glad to see one of these threads written by someone who is out on their own. That said.
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How the fuck would she even know? |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 4:11:09 PM EDT
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Just hide it on your side of the queen size
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Posted: 5/27/2016 4:29:18 PM EDT
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At this point he has to tell her he bought one. Its past the point of buying it and not telling her. If he buys and hides then she is still controlling him. This isnt about a gun, it is about control. This is your test OP. You either stand up and be your own man or show your mother she will always be able to control you with money. She will try to control who you marry, decisions about children, houses, etc. You have to stop this now. If she disowns you then the other poster was right, she will be disowning any future grandchildren. Her choice. Buy the gun, and tell her in casual conversation though, not in an argumentative sort of way. If she mentions disowning again, say that is her choice, but you will have to make some life changes if that is so. Let her wonder what they are. Yup. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 4:41:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How the fuck would she even know? |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 4:41:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The ZWE icon really ties your post together, partner. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Buy the gun, she is right but...some people just need killin The ZWE icon really ties your post together, partner. everybody got be from somewhere... |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 4:47:05 PM EDT
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At least correct you mother. pistols don't kill, nor do any firearms. The people wielding them do.
Show her Chicago's homicide rate, counter with facts, explain how many lawful gun owners save their own or the lives of others ( including mothers) with handguns. Then invite her to the range. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 4:50:39 PM EDT
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Buy a nice knife to cut the umbilical cord too. Youre a grown ass man why does she even know? |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 4:51:08 PM EDT
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Buy a nice knife to cut the umbilical cord too. Youre a grown ass man why does she even know?
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Posted: 5/27/2016 4:51:40 PM EDT
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Tell her guns don't kill people, you do.
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Posted: 5/27/2016 5:07:06 PM EDT
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Tell her that you don't have a license to kill, just a learner's permit.
Else, her basement, her rules. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 5:10:47 PM EDT
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You're a grown man, its none of her fucking business what you buy.
Give in to this and she'll be back for more control of your life later. |
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Posted: 5/28/2016 1:45:59 AM EDT
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What momma dont know... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile buy gun. do not talk. |
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Posted: 5/28/2016 1:58:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Buy a nice knife to cut the umbilical cord too. Youre a grown ass man why does she even know? |
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Posted: 5/28/2016 2:06:59 AM EDT
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Her logic is that pistols are used only in the killing of people.. Tell her........... Yup, cops only use their handguns to kill ____insert a minority of your choice____. Then again......guns are can be used for target shooting, collecting, investment, hunting, self defense, etc........ Aloha, Mark |
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Posted: 5/28/2016 2:46:51 AM EDT
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Buy a Saturday night special with a barrel that's blue and cold!!!
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