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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24742 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 7:02:35 PM EDT [Last Edit: uxo2] [#1] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

Golden-Arm Joined May 2012 Posts 14164 EE 100% (17) FL, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 7:17:57 PM EDT [#2] Quote History Originally Posted By ajb78: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/505412/1000133589_jpg-3264688.JPG View Quote who the hell is going to carry a full roll of quarters, so they can buy a pack?

Firearmsenthusiast Member Joined Dec 2015 Posts 13760 EE 0% (0) ND, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 7:41:47 PM EDT [#3] It's time for some weapons grade free speech again... Attached File
	How do you do?

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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24743 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 7:56:49 PM EDT [#6] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

Make_Mine_Moxie The cost of treason isn't paid in Dollars. Joined Sep 2012 Posts 4849 EE 100% (3) USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 8:06:41 PM EDT [#7] Attached File

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24744 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 8:17:05 PM EDT [Last Edit: uxo2] [#8] Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

Volksgewehr Joined Dec 2020 Posts 210 EE 0% (0) NC, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 8:27:22 PM EDT [#9] Quote History Originally Posted By mPisi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/13081/GSTiEYVXIAA_Kpl_jpg-3265476.JPG View Quote Weapon Trivia Wednesday: Trench Shotguns in WWI (NSFW Language) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0D6p3w2qgY

FredMan PondLife Joined Jul 2005 Posts 39959 EE 100% (2) VA, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 8:28:48 PM EDT [#10] Quote History Originally Posted By flynlr: Still 45 cents for winstons? View Quote When I started smoking, first, I had to tell the clerk they were for my mom. They cost 75 cents, which left me a shiny quarter to play Asteroids. Oh, and mom didn’t smoke
	GD is like putting on crampons and walking through a room full of puppies.

ctfish15 Joined Mar 2015 Posts 3477 EE 100% (46) PA, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 8:47:32 PM EDT [#11] @fredman you are coming up on 40k

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Posted: 7/13/2024 9:09:29 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By giantpune:
Dude intentionally breaking every HOA rule.

Ok so there’s more to this story. Apparently this house is right on the border of an HOA community- but THEY aren’t in the community. They took their camper out to do some work on it, and the HOA tried to fine them to get them to remove their camper. As an act of retaliation,… https://t.co/cB1cdARBn0
Tracy Beanz (@tracybeanz) July 8, 2024

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Screen name? They even “planted” corn!

GD is like putting on crampons and walking through a room full of puppies.

FredMan PondLife Joined Jul 2005 Posts 39961 EE 100% (2) VA, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 9:14:01 PM EDT [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By Golden-Arm: who the hell is going to carry a full roll of quarters, so they can buy a pack? View Quote You get the change at the bar, duh.
	GD is like putting on crampons and walking through a room full of puppies.

FredMan PondLife Joined Jul 2005 Posts 39962 EE 100% (2) VA, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 9:34:21 PM EDT [#14] Quote History Originally Posted By ctfish15: @fredman you are coming up on 40k https://uploads.dailydot.com/32e/52/f420bec13a16354a.png?auto=compress&fm=png View Quote Thank you, sir!
	GD is like putting on crampons and walking through a room full of puppies.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24747 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 10:06:26 PM EDT [#15] Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

NachoDip

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Posted: 7/13/2024 10:24:56 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By _DR:

For you young ones - In the late 90s/early 2000s brick and flip phones had no touch screen, the only way to text (SMS) while on that app (which had to be accessed through key initiated menus) was to hit the phone number key that had the letter you needed on it. Each key had three alternate characters.
The first rapid key press after the initial number press gave the first of the 3 letters on the number key key, a key press with a rapid second press following gave you the second letter, and two rapid presses following the initial rapid press gave you the third letter. Same with special characters. Yes it was tedious. Real smart phones were rare at that time. The iPhone didn't appear until 2007. This is why the Blackberry phone became so popular. It had a real keyboard.

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I had a Nokia 9000 communicator. Was one of the rare people with a full qwerty keyboard. Heck I used to surf arf mobile before it was a thing. I had internet on my phone before it was considered normal.

Esstac’s Retarded Social Media Influencer

mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 10689 EE 100% (266) TX, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 10:28:46 PM EDT [#17] Attached File
	"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6 "On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39873 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 10:38:27 PM EDT [#18] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39874 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 10:38:57 PM EDT [#19] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39875 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 10:56:07 PM EDT [#20] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 10691 EE 100% (266) TX, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 11:00:42 PM EDT [#21] "US has always been a multi-ethnic country" Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6 "On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 10692 EE 100% (266) TX, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 11:07:49 PM EDT [#22] Guardian of the verdant realm defends our ancient land against a horde of lactose intolerant invaders pic.twitter.com/0yv1KrY3BG Kirby (@kirbsanon) July 12, 2024
	"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6 "On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24748 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 11:38:15 PM EDT [Last Edit: uxo2] [#23] Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27921 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 11:44:44 PM EDT [#24] Watching the ladies at work here. pic.twitter.com/ySuIw78VfR — Sharyl Attkisson \uD83D\uDD75????\uD83D\uDCBC\uD83E\uDD4B (@SharylAttkisson) July 14, 2024

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27922 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 11:48:08 PM EDT [#25] Every Democrat and media outlet tonight is like "Thank God Hitler is okay and wishing Hitler a speedy recovery." Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) July 14, 2024

sgthatred Member Joined Oct 2009 Posts 3917 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 7/14/2024 12:15:02 AM EDT [#26]
	If God didn't want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.

Enzo300

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Posted: 7/14/2024 12:19:57 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By RSG:

Watching the ladies at work here. pic.twitter.com/ySuIw78VfR
— Sharyl Attkisson \uD83D\uDD75????\uD83D\uDCBC\uD83E\uDD4B (@SharylAttkisson) July 14, 2024

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My wife looks for misogyny behind every rock, I had to explain this to her.
Even SHE can find her holster and secure her firearm faster than a "trained" SS agent.
Pretty clear that her draw and secure drills need boning. This is our best?

No freeloading.

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"You go to a supermarket and you see a faggot behind the fuckin’ cash register, you don’t want him to handle your potatoes.” – Neil Young re: AIDS

Firearmsenthusiast Member Joined Dec 2015 Posts 13762 EE 0% (0) ND, USA	Posted: 7/14/2024 12:24:22 AM EDT [#28] Quote History Originally Posted By sgthatred: https://i.imgur.com/yEzRrmm.jpeg View Quote
	How do you do?

Thuban Member Joined Jan 2006 Posts 18965 EE 0% (0) AL, USA	Posted: 7/14/2024 1:37:29 AM EDT [#29] Quote History Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot: consider me confused too View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot: Originally Posted By uxo2: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84273/20240709_205915_jpg-3264997.JPG consider me confused too It says, "You are Hillary Clinton"
	There are 100 kinds of people, those who can both understand binary and extrapolate from incomplete information…

M1907Sling Joined Mar 2019 Posts 8887 EE 100% (2) PA, USA	Posted: 7/14/2024 1:47:52 AM EDT [#30]

Klaustrophobia Joined Jan 2017 Posts 10748 EE 100% (2) VA, USA	Posted: 7/14/2024 2:46:24 AM EDT [#31] Quote History Originally Posted By Poppaduc: https://i.imgur.com/zbP504s.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/0Ug1tHA.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/Az4sBFd.png https://i.imgur.com/aIQvQie.jpeg View Quote Am I the only one who has no idea what project 2025 is?

ecophon Joined Mar 2010 Posts 1380 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 7/14/2024 2:58:55 AM EDT [#32]

BB868 Joined Aug 2006 Posts 4382 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 7/14/2024 4:22:10 AM EDT [#33] Quote History Originally Posted By Klaustrophobia: Am I the only one who has no idea what project 2025 is? View Quote Short answer- a list of generic conservative ideals/principles. WOKE Feminist PANICS Into ACCIDENTLY Making Best Republican Ad Ever After Reading Project 2025! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVjLkFgy9U

BB868 Joined Aug 2006 Posts 4383 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 7/14/2024 8:06:25 AM EDT [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: Watching the ladies at work here. pic.twitter.com/ySuIw78VfR — Sharyl Attkisson \uD83D\uDD75????\uD83D\uDCBC\uD83E\uDD4B (@SharylAttkisson) July 14, 2024 View Quote Sky News host reacts to ‘fumbling fumbelinas’ Secret Service following Trump shooting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsGhiE7iCgE

Whamo Team Member Joined Jul 2008 Posts 10472 EE 100% (6) NJ, USA	Posted: 7/14/2024 8:22:26 AM EDT [#35] Quote History Originally Posted By Klaustrophobia: Am I the only one who has no idea what project 2025 is? View Quote Attached File
	"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing." Robert E. Howard

ctfish15 Joined Mar 2015 Posts 3480 EE 100% (46) PA, USA	Posted: 7/14/2024 8:52:35 AM EDT [#36]

chibajoe Praeteritum Terminum Est Joined Jun 2006 Posts 18639 EE 100% (18) LA, USA	Posted: 7/14/2024 9:42:57 AM EDT [#37] Attached File
	Nonne delectaimini? Nonne hoc est quare adsitis?

HellSpork Joined Mar 2009 Posts 1525 EE 100% (2) PA, USA	Posted: 7/14/2024 9:43:51 AM EDT [#38]

zach_ F CANCER said the road runner Joined Oct 2014 Posts 19178 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 7/14/2024 10:07:52 AM EDT [#39] Quote History Originally Posted By Golden-Arm: who the hell is going to carry a full roll of quarters, so they can buy a pack? View Quote When they topped about $3 a pack, the newer machines were able to take dollar bills, sonny.
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mardoc

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Posted: 7/14/2024 10:47:47 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By BB868:

Watching the ladies at work here. pic.twitter.com/ySuIw78VfR
— Sharyl Attkisson \uD83D\uDD75????\uD83D\uDCBC\uD83E\uDD4B (@SharylAttkisson) July 14, 2024

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Needs this playing in the background

"Yakety Sax"- Theme from the "Benny Hill Show"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iDgMuLFyHQ

Still pretty bad ass- Trump has been shot once and he is standing up on the running board (@ 0:02) of the Suburban pumping his fist.

JuanPing The One and Only Joined May 2014 Posts 9273 EE 100% (6) USA	Posted: 7/14/2024 10:48:55 AM EDT [#41]
	Your conclusions were all wrong

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27944 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 7/14/2024 11:25:18 AM EDT [#42] Paula Blart, Mall Cop pic.twitter.com/6NSZ5gMYiH romepix (@romepix) July 14, 2024

Merlin Member Joined Feb 2001 Posts 40811 EE 100% (4) TN, USA	Posted: 7/14/2024 11:27:50 AM EDT [#43] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: Paula Blart, Mall Cop pic.twitter.com/6NSZ5gMYiH romepix (@romepix) July 14, 2024 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSdQK_AXQAASLMq?format=jpg&name=small View Quote
	I'm not Retired, I'm a Professional Grandpa!

dedreckon Member Joined Mar 2010 Posts 11685 EE 100% (1) NLD	Posted: 7/14/2024 12:00:01 PM EDT [#44] Same day, soy boy:

dedreckon Member Joined Mar 2010 Posts 11686 EE 100% (1) NLD	Posted: 7/14/2024 12:04:13 PM EDT [#45] FBI still searching for the motive of the shooter:

Klee Member Joined Aug 2006 Posts 15788 EE 100% (7) LA, USA	Posted: 7/14/2024 12:04:24 PM EDT [#46]
	A tough man can take a bullet, but a wise man can dodge one. Stay focused my brothers.

sh768 Joined Mar 2023 Posts 1710 EE 0% (0) SC, USA	Posted: 7/14/2024 12:05:05 PM EDT [#47] Quote History Originally Posted By dedreckon: FBI still searching for the motive of the shooter: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSa2a0dXUAAma79?format=jpg&name=medium View Quote It could be anything!

Dolomite

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Posted: 7/14/2024 12:23:13 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By BB868:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsGhiE7iCgE

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Originally Posted By BB868:

Originally Posted By RSG:

Watching the ladies at work here. pic.twitter.com/ySuIw78VfR
— Sharyl Attkisson \uD83D\uDD75????\uD83D\uDCBC\uD83E\uDD4B (@SharylAttkisson) July 14, 2024

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsGhiE7iCgE

So it looks like they're going to Howard Dean the female protective detail team members?

Honestly, if they were to focus the camera on any three USSS people there during that moment, none of them would be having their best days ever.

Mr. Narrator! This is Bob Dylan to me.

BB868

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Posted: 7/14/2024 12:50:31 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Dolomite:

So it looks like they're going to Howard Dean the female protective detail team members?

Honestly, if they were to focus the camera on any three USSS people there during that moment, none of them would be having their best days ever.

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Originally Posted By Dolomite:

Originally Posted By BB868:

Originally Posted By RSG:

Watching the ladies at work here. pic.twitter.com/ySuIw78VfR
— Sharyl Attkisson \uD83D\uDD75????\uD83D\uDCBC\uD83E\uDD4B (@SharylAttkisson) July 14, 2024

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsGhiE7iCgE

So it looks like they're going to Howard Dean the female protective detail team members?

Honestly, if they were to focus the camera on any three USSS people there during that moment, none of them would be having their best days ever.

This guy has a rather funny/sad short about it-
https://www.youtube.com/@OffTopicShow

Cycolac I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing. Joined Mar 2019 Posts 11617 EE 100% (17) USA	Posted: 7/14/2024 1:01:13 PM EDT [#50] Quote History Originally Posted By dedreckon: FBI still searching for the motive of the shooter: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSa2a0dXUAAma79?format=jpg&name=medium View Quote Ask skvmlord?
	I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

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