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Posted: 4/6/2017 9:55:34 AM EDT
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You poor thing, were you triggered?
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Posted: 4/6/2017 9:55:37 AM EDT
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Feel free to lock lips with me in a passionate embrace so I may silently release my pressurized essence into your hungry mouth.
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Posted: 4/6/2017 9:55:50 AM EDT
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Were you raised on a high horse, fed with a silver spoon? Honest question.
What should they do, walk to bathroom every burp. Some people have more gas than others duh. |
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Posted: 4/6/2017 9:56:58 AM EDT
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BURP!
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Posted: 4/6/2017 9:57:41 AM EDT
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Holy shit, don't ever set foot on a jobsite if that bothers you so much, you might actually faint!
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Posted: 4/6/2017 9:58:40 AM EDT
[#6]
Op has been burp raped
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Posted: 4/6/2017 9:59:24 AM EDT
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Were you raised on a high horse, fed with a silver spoon? Honest question. What should they do, walk to bathroom every burp. Some people have more gas than others duh. Just hang onto it until it becomes a fart. |
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Posted: 4/6/2017 9:59:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2017 10:00:24 AM EDT
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Were you raised on a high horse, fed with a silver spoon? Honest question. What should they do, walk to bathroom every burp. Some people have more gas than others duh. |
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Posted: 4/6/2017 10:00:41 AM EDT
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Everyone burps, it's the people that loudly belch that have no class.
Even on a jobsite I don't see why people feel the need to burp and shit their pants as loudly as they possibly can, it's basically like going to the zoo working alongside most construction workers. |
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Posted: 4/6/2017 10:00:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2017 10:00:53 AM EDT
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were you raised as trash? honest question 
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Posted: 4/6/2017 10:00:56 AM EDT
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You poor thing. I only restrain myself around the ladies because I'm a gentleman. I don't care if a burp or fart offends a male coworker. (Engineering field with predominantly males)
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Posted: 4/6/2017 10:01:24 AM EDT
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Burping I don't mind. The people that fart in your area and laugh like 7-year-olds I can do without.
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Posted: 4/6/2017 10:02:58 AM EDT
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OP, are you confusing an office environment with a workplace?
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Posted: 4/6/2017 10:03:38 AM EDT
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not being fat is a first step Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Were you raised on a high horse, fed with a silver spoon? Honest question. What should they do, walk to bathroom every burp. Some people have more gas than others duh. |
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Posted: 4/6/2017 10:03:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2017 10:05:13 AM EDT
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Burping I don't mind. The people that fart in your area and laugh like 7-year-olds I can do without. The kind of guys that will stop what they are doing, and then burp or fart so long and loud that it looks physically painful to them, and then they need a few seconds to catch their breath. I'm pretty sure that same thing happens to guys who are having serious cardiac events. |
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Posted: 4/6/2017 10:07:13 AM EDT
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OP, grow the fuck up.
Everybody burps, everybody farts. Everybody pees, everybody poops. Some people have penises, some have vaginas. Granted one should not openly exercise these facts but it happens |
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Posted: 4/6/2017 10:07:52 AM EDT
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Burping I don't mind. The people that fart in your area and laugh like 7-year-olds I can do without. |
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Posted: 4/6/2017 10:09:37 AM EDT
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OP, grow the fuck up. Everybody burps, everybody farts. Everybody pees, everybody poops. Some people have penises, some have vaginas. Granted one should not openly exercise these facts but it happens these are basic adult things |
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Posted: 4/6/2017 10:11:07 AM EDT
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I work in a machine shop. I could shit my pants and nobody notices. Mostly because I don't work with a bunch of pussies.
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Posted: 4/6/2017 10:12:02 AM EDT
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Op has been burp raped |
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Posted: 4/6/2017 10:12:43 AM EDT
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Damn dude! Its considered the height of hilarity to catch co-workers in a small room or vehicle and rip a nice juicy fart. Even better if you're driving and can lock the windows.
OP, a four year hitch in the Corps, or any branch for that matter, would have cured your delicate condition. |
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Posted: 4/6/2017 10:13:44 AM EDT
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Is OP, some kind of - faggot, or something?
Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. A.W.D. |
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Posted: 4/6/2017 10:14:10 AM EDT
[#26]
I just burped in your honor OP
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Posted: 4/6/2017 11:42:26 AM EDT
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Damn dude! Its considered the height of hilarity to catch co-workers in a small room or vehicle and rip a nice juicy fart. Even better if you're driving and can lock the windows. OP, a four year hitch in the Corps, or any branch for that matter, would have cured your delicate condition. Odds are too high that they will rip one off, while you are trapped in an aircraft cabin with them between you and the door. At one of my past jobs, I kept a paint mask with charcoal filters handy. The guy eventually revealed his secret - cheap, pina colada flavored yogurt. |
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Posted: 4/6/2017 12:01:15 PM EDT
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The problem is that most Americans have lost any self respect they ever had. Manners are a thing of the past. Just look around.
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Posted: 4/6/2017 12:07:09 PM EDT
[#29]
MYOB
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Posted: 4/6/2017 12:16:09 PM EDT
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I work in an office setting.
One of my coworkers farts, seemingly uncontrollably, all the time during conversation. He acts like nothing happened. It is fucking bizarre and disgusting. Once in a blue moon is fine. This dude does it constantly during every encounter with him. Women avoid him like he's the grim reaper. |
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Posted: 4/6/2017 12:18:35 PM EDT
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that's nice, go outside to shit your pants or muffle your burp these are basic adult things  Triggering continues.
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Posted: 4/6/2017 12:24:24 PM EDT
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I'm a mechanic at a landfill. I'll burp, fart, piss, and shit where ever I damn will please, and you'd be lucky to get an "excuse me."
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Posted: 4/6/2017 12:26:38 PM EDT
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
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Posted: 4/6/2017 12:29:27 PM EDT
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Working in a hangar, you have to be aware of people that come in with a bad case of gas, complaining about having eaten something that just didn't sit well on their stomach. Odds are too high that they will rip one off, while you are trapped in an aircraft cabin with them between you and the door. At one of my past jobs, I kept a paint mask with charcoal filters handy. The guy eventually revealed his secret - cheap, pina colada flavored yogurt. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Damn dude! Its considered the height of hilarity to catch co-workers in a small room or vehicle and rip a nice juicy fart. Even better if you're driving and can lock the windows. OP, a four year hitch in the Corps, or any branch for that matter, would have cured your delicate condition. Odds are too high that they will rip one off, while you are trapped in an aircraft cabin with them between you and the door. At one of my past jobs, I kept a paint mask with charcoal filters handy. The guy eventually revealed his secret - cheap, pina colada flavored yogurt. try 3 guys in a tank turret after a week of C-Rats or MREs. OP would die at our shop. Buncha roughnecks. |
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Posted: 4/6/2017 12:29:53 PM EDT
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Construction worker here: Jobsites are the last bastion of non political correctness in the workplace.
That said, it usually isn't funny when a grown ass man belches or farts loudly. Ok, sometimes it is. Sometimes the guys are acting like that and the lady of the house comes home and catches it. Grown, tough men falling all over themselves apologizing for their behavior is pretty funny to watch. |
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Posted: 4/6/2017 12:49:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2017 12:58:02 PM EDT
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that's nice, go outside to shit your pants or muffle your burp these are basic adult things Shutting the fucking cock holster and suffering in silence until you get to sit at the adult table. Gas happens, it is a normal human bodily function. Once you stop giggling at words like "Menstrayshun", you'll begin to understand, snowflake. 
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Posted: 4/6/2017 1:00:16 PM EDT
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OP wouldn't survive a week with my partner. The sound alone that comes out of his rear end would horrify you. Then there's the smell.
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Posted: 4/6/2017 1:03:26 PM EDT
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Triggering continues.Quote HistoryQuoted:
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that's nice, go outside to shit your pants or muffle your burp these are basic adult things Triggering continues.
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Posted: 4/6/2017 1:07:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2017 1:10:41 PM EDT
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OP, you are lucky to not work with me...
I can burp on command. If i knew this annoyed you this badly, i would burp your name every time i saw you. 
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Posted: 4/6/2017 1:14:20 PM EDT
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I'm either burping or farting. Stomach issued.
Are farts suppose to have lumps? 
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Posted: 4/6/2017 1:15:01 PM EDT
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Damn dude! Its considered the height of hilarity to catch co-workers in a small room or vehicle and rip a nice juicy fart. Even better if you're driving and can lock the windows. OP, a four year hitch in the Corps, or any branch for that matter, would have cured your delicate condition. so true, and still funny to this day.
If you can't appreciate, nor participate, i feel sorry for you. My assistant manger gassed me in an isle at my store. I gassed him, and my other assistant manger in the very small office, on a real bad stomach day. It was a bit risky, butt the revenge was well deserved, and worth the risk.
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Posted: 4/6/2017 1:19:16 PM EDT
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I'm a mechanic at a landfill. I'll burp, fart, piss, and shit where ever I damn will please, and you'd be lucky to get an "excuse me." |
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Posted: 4/6/2017 1:20:40 PM EDT
[#45]
OP probably thinks that women don't fart or poop either.
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Posted: 4/6/2017 1:22:16 PM EDT
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This morning I burped and tasted a hot dog I ate 3 days ago.
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Posted: 4/6/2017 1:22:25 PM EDT
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You wouldn't last long in our area. We walk into each other's cubes and fart, and make sure to point ass towards middle of cube. Then you hang out for 30 seconds or so so you don't drag it out with you.
Indian dude across the way that's not in our actual group probably thinks we're some disgusting mother fuckers. Bro life fo-evah. |
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Posted: 4/6/2017 1:26:41 PM EDT
[#48]
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Feel free to lock lips with me in a passionate embrace so I may silently release my pressurized essence into your hungry mouth.
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Posted: 4/6/2017 1:27:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2017 1:28:30 PM EDT
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Don't even notice burps here as we got an old guy that cropdusts the entire office area all the time.
You can be talking with him and without skipping a beat lets one squeak out. Does it all the time and the big debate around here is does he just not give a fuck and let'er rip or does he have some gastrointestinal issue and just can't help it? |
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