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Posted: 6/9/2017 12:49:41 PM EDT
I always wear the strap to the back but saw someone with the strap Up front. Doesn't that defeat the purpose of the strap?

I wear generic rural king crocs if it matters.

Obligatory no strap up front croc pic

Link Posted: 6/9/2017 12:52:37 PM EDT
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I always wear the strap to the back but saw someone with the strap Up front. Doesn't that defeat the purpose of the strap?
I wear generic rural king crocs if it matters.
Obligatory no strap up front croc pic
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Its designed to be worn either way.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 12:54:14 PM EDT
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I use strap in front, it's not like I'm going running in them .
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 12:54:56 PM EDT
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You're not supposed to wear them at all.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 12:55:12 PM EDT
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Apparently someone else is supposed to wear the strap on and use it on the person wearing the crocs.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 12:55:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/9/2017 12:55:52 PM EDT
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Crocs are very confusing.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 12:56:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/9/2017 12:56:25 PM EDT
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Strap goes in the trash can, with the rest of the shoe , and the box, and the woman that bought them .
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 12:58:01 PM EDT
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I use Crocs basically as outdoor slippers to get to and from the hottub in the snow which they are perfect for.  In that application it's straps to the front

I sure as fuck would never wear them off my property but they have their place.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 12:59:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:00:09 PM EDT
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Trick question. 
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:00:33 PM EDT
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You aren't supposed to wear them at all.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:00:39 PM EDT
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Strap forward = fuck it mode. 
Strap backward= go fast mode 
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:01:29 PM EDT
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Either, depending. They're like that on purpose. On the back to wear like a shoe, front like a clog.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:01:56 PM EDT
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Men don't wear crocs
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:03:03 PM EDT
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Both.  I use em on the deck strap front so I can put them on and take them off without needing to use my hands.

Out on the lawn a while, or on a boat, or wading in water or something strap around back.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:03:04 PM EDT
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Crocs are gross, the only good attribute about them is that they are very lightweight and serve as good camp shoes for backpacking.

Don't get the ones with holes in them since they'll just get your feet wet if it's raining or the brush is wet.

If you're just putting them on to get up to take a leak at night--Straps forward.

If you're crossing a stream--Straps back.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:03:12 PM EDT
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Meh, I'm married, it's easier to wear the crocs out then to have to beat all the MILFs off of me when I'm with the kids.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:03:23 PM EDT
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That depends.  If you are the big military wife sitting in her driveway on post housing looking for other dependents to fuck up so she can call the provost marshall, it's strap forward.  If you are the big military wife at the Commissary on the 1st, you need all the traction you can get and put the strap behind the heel.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:03:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:03:58 PM EDT
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They look comfortable, anytime I've seen anyone wearing them it's with the strap on the front. I've never owned a pair. I wear Vans.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:05:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:06:01 PM EDT
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No fucks given here

Wear them all the time now that I recently discovered how awesome they are. Wore some today to clean 3 chicken coops, clean out a pig pen, deliver a chicken brooder and 35 chicks to someone, and water the garden.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:08:30 PM EDT
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I wear my hot tub shoes with the strap forward when crossing the frozen tundra to the house.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:08:47 PM EDT
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Liberal pussy shoes.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:10:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:13:27 PM EDT
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Strap on?
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:14:18 PM EDT
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Crocs are the very best foot wear on the market according to a recent survey by the American Footwear Association.

The steel toe version is perfect for martial arts kicks and construction work.

The ballet style (pointe) Crocs give extra support for those pirouttes
on point. You see them often on stage these days.

High top Crocs can be a little warm in the summer, but the ankle support is second to none on a strength-weight ratio.

The new Crocs slogan:  "Croc-a-doodle-doo something fun".

Fun fact: Two of our last three presidents wore Crocs.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:17:33 PM EDT
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It depends. Do you tie your kitchen apron in the front or in the back when you bake cookies for your boyfriend?

Seriously dude, a grown-ass man has no business wearing those things.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:17:59 PM EDT
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I wear mine with socks when it's chilly out.

The strap can go either way. I wear mine on the front because I don't like being strapped in a shoe unless it's a boot.

These crocs haters like men so don't listen to them.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:18:20 PM EDT
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No fucks given here

Wear them all the time now that I recently discovered how awesome they are. Wore some today to clean 3 chicken coops, clean out a pig pen, deliver a chicken brooder and 35 chicks to someone, and water the garden.
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So... you like the feel of chickenshit/pigshit squishing between your toes? Interdasting.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:18:47 PM EDT
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If you're wearing crocs it's the other person that's wearing the strap on.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:18:49 PM EDT
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Seriously dude, a grown-ass man has no business wearing those things.
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Why though?

I do grown-ass man things in them.

The same people as mouthing them are probably the same wearing sperrys
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:19:46 PM EDT
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So... you like the feel of chickenshit/pigshit squishing between your toes? Interdasting.
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If you wait until there's so much shit built up its squishing into your crocs you're owning animals wrong.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:19:49 PM EDT
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Having the strap on helps secure them to your feet as you are being pounded in the ass by another man. I call them sack slappers because that's what your going to be doing 75% of the time while wearing them.


Sanuks are a better option
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:22:01 PM EDT
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Fuck the haters. I wear them every night at home and working outside. Most comfortable thing ever. Ever walked in a set of well broken in Crocs?  Heaven.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:23:51 PM EDT
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You are not supposed to wear Crocs.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:23:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:24:57 PM EDT
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It depends. Do you tie your kitchen apron in the front or in the back when you bake cookies for your boyfriend?

Seriously dude, a grown-ass man has no business wearing those things.
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Wrong, a grown ass man has no business commenting on what other men wear...you know, unless they like how their ass looks in some jeans or something.
So how bout it sugar?



No fucks given. Crocs, as clown shoes as they look, are fucking comfortable, easy on/off, easy to clean, float in water, and come in every color known to man, including duck blind camo.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:25:22 PM EDT
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Strap on to back for your girlfriends use.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:26:09 PM EDT
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Crocs are gross


But they are awesome when hiking as camps shoes.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:28:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:29:56 PM EDT
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Crocs are gross


But they are awesome when hiking as camps shoes.
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Or in your mom's bedroom while you are trying on her dresses.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:32:59 PM EDT
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Walking the dogs...strap in back in case one of them gets loose and I need to chase.

Taking out the trash...strap in front so I can throw them off easy one I'm back inside.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:33:57 PM EDT
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I wear mine on top.  They aren't going to fall off of my foot, especially with my socks on...that makes a good snug fit.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:37:32 PM EDT
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Why though?

I do grown-ass man things in them.

The same people as mouthing them are probably the same wearing sperrys
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It depends. Do you tie your kitchen apron in the front or in the back when you bake cookies for your boyfriend?

Seriously dude, a grown-ass man has no business wearing those things.
Why though?

I do grown-ass man things in them.

The same people as mouthing them are probably the same wearing sperrys
Why? Because there's no activity for which Crocs are the most suitable (i.e. functional) footwear. People wear Crocs because they're "trendy". End of story.

And sorry, I've never owned Sperrys, Birks, or any other fratastic/homo shoes.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:42:51 PM EDT
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If you wait until there's so much shit built up its squishing into your crocs you're owning animals wrong.
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You must be a big time farmer.
Link Posted: 6/9/2017 1:44:23 PM EDT
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Why? Because there's no activity for which Crocs are the most suitable (i.e. functional) footwear. People wear Crocs because they're "trendy". End of story.

And sorry, I've never owned Sperrys, Birks, or any other fratastic/homo shoes.
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I can give you tons of scenarios where they are the most functional.

Sitting my ass on the couch drinking a beer. Wife says "hey isn't it trash night?"
I say "fuck!" Throw on my crocs, toss the trash into the bed of the gator, drive it to the road. Return and slip crocs off. I'm not putting on boots for that simple stuff. Crocs work great.

Mowing the yard? Crocs work great.

I could go on and on.
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