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Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:10:53 PM EDT
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MEW is pretty hot though
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:12:42 PM EDT
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Vertical maxillary excess.

Just send her to fish223 for a Le fort 1 osteotomy

Profit
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:14:11 PM EDT
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Eddie, I want half.

Half of what?

Everything!!!!!!!!





Eddie Murphy - RAW - Marriage
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:15:19 PM EDT
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If you have never seen it, “long way round” is a pretty cool documentary with him.
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The Long Way Down is good as well.

Those two series are the only reason I know who EM is. lol
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:17:54 PM EDT
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All women want is to be equal
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:27:34 PM EDT
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notsureifserious.jpg
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:32:16 PM EDT
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This one did help build an empire.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:33:17 PM EDT
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Good luck finding a prenup that will stand in court that protects assets accrued during the marriage.  The only way those work is if both parties agree to abide by them during the divorce.  If one side fights they almost always get thrown out.

Assets from before the marriage are a different story.  Prenups will protect those.
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Prenup, bro. Always get a prenup.

Good luck finding a prenup that will stand in court that protects assets accrued during the marriage.  The only way those work is if both parties agree to abide by them during the divorce.  If one side fights they almost always get thrown out.

Assets from before the marriage are a different story.  Prenups will protect those.

Infidelity negates some of them as well.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:34:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:37:32 PM EDT
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"The pair will share joint legal and physical custody of their youngest daughter, nine- year-old Anouk."
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:38:51 PM EDT
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The village elder with the guitar and the AK will always be my favorite part!

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Please! (holds up guitar) Please!  (holds up AK)

At first I was like
And then I was like

The Long Way Down was good too but not nearly as enjoyable!

Not sure how I'm going to like the next one  "Long Way Up" now that they're going to use ev cycles...  I'll def watch, but...
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:43:43 PM EDT
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Hahahaaha


What a bad lawyer.

His asshole attorney should have argued that currant income is zero.
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Currants...good thing he wasn't working for peanuts...

https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/currants1.jpg


Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:49:59 PM EDT
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Always thought she was cute. But not that cute.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:57:42 PM EDT
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All those assets and he still has to pay her every month.  So much for women's equality.  
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I think she got enough.................half should be it
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:59:41 PM EDT
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Is that the lizard from “the rescuers down under?”
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:59:47 PM EDT
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No pussy is worth losing your favorite car.
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There's no pussy worth losing a favorite can of beer.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:03:25 PM EDT
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Is that the lizard from “the rescuers down under?”
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Bezo's ex wife.

She made BANK.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:07:12 PM EDT
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That just gives the lawyers more billable hours.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:09:58 PM EDT
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STOP. GETTING. FUCKING. MARRIED.

IDIOTS.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:17:55 PM EDT
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MEW is pretty hot though
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Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:26:04 PM EDT
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reamed
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:30:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:40:03 PM EDT
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Gold Digging Whore - Steel Panther -Balls Out 2011
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:54:48 PM EDT
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Any idiot could have seen that coming when she interjected herself into his ride through Africa.

ETA - and the cuck/whipped boy allowed it to happen despite ALL wisdom.  Ha.
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Yup
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:58:20 PM EDT
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If I was successful, no way I'd get married.

Actually, I don't think I'd bother getting married regardless, simply not worth it.
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You got that right. Getting married ain't so bad, it's once you have kids many women use the kids as leverage and either make you stay in a miserable marriage, or destroy you and take half your shit if you can't take the pain anymore.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:58:37 PM EDT
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Good. I used to like EM, but then he started with a bunch of Trump-hating liberal bs.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 11:07:29 PM EDT
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She looks like Willem Dafoe.
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Link Posted: 8/15/2020 11:13:20 PM EDT
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Maybe he’ll be more motivated to actually get to work on the Kenobi series now.
Link Posted: 8/16/2020 12:10:13 AM EDT
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Still a good-looking gal.  I thought she was married, though.  Either she cheated, it's an "open marriage" (almost as oxymoronic as a "gay marriage"), or got divorced right after Season 3 of Fargo.
Link Posted: 8/16/2020 12:25:37 AM EDT
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Still a good-looking gal.  I thought she was married, though.  Either she cheated, it's an "open marriage" (almost as oxymoronic as a "gay marriage"), or got divorced right after Season 3 of Fargo.
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Still a good-looking gal.  I thought she was married, though.  Either she cheated, it's an "open marriage" (almost as oxymoronic as a "gay marriage"), or got divorced right after Season 3 of Fargo.

Married 2010-2017, then divorced.  https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0935541/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm
Link Posted: 8/16/2020 12:26:37 AM EDT
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child support... for college age kids?
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Ms Mavrakis, 53, will also reportedly get child support of around £12,000 a month and £30,000 of spousal payments, as well as some of the royalties McGregor made from the films Angels And Demons, The Men Who Stare At Goats and Moulin Rouge.

The pair will share joint legal and physical custody of their youngest daughter, nine- year-old Anouk.
Link Posted: 8/16/2020 12:34:36 AM EDT
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Eve Mavrakis is not nor has ever been "hot".
She's a fucking dried up ugly assed skank who could not keep her man happy.
I could never figure out why he was with her, he could have pulled down some serious snatch.
Oh well.

Link Posted: 8/16/2020 12:56:43 AM EDT
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Who was he in Star Wars ?

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Young Obi Wan Kenobi
Phantom Menace - Obi Wan Qui Gon vs Darth Maul
Link Posted: 8/16/2020 1:03:56 AM EDT
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You think for a fraction of that, he could have someone, um..., take care of the problem?
Link Posted: 8/16/2020 1:08:16 AM EDT
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"The pair will share joint legal and physical custody of their youngest daughter, nine- year-old Anouk."
I wish I had $12k a month to live on.
Link Posted: 8/16/2020 1:11:03 AM EDT
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I've always wondered how some guys like Johnny Carson can afford 7 ex wives.

Lots of high profile divorces recently.  Dr. Dre and Chris Rock for example.  Chris rock said if OJ had 30 mil and you have to give the bitch 15 million, you still have 15 million. But if you make 30 grand and you have to give the bitch 15 grand I could see why you'd kill her.
Link Posted: 8/16/2020 1:11:55 AM EDT
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Any idiot could have seen that coming when she interjected herself into his ride through Africa.

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Came here to post this; she was a sour faced whiny cunt who really took the fun out of that.
Link Posted: 8/16/2020 1:12:17 AM EDT
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My ex won a broken down 1990 Mazda Miata in my divorce, just for spite. Both of my adult children have tried to buy it from her, but she won’t sell, as she suspects that my kids would just toss me the keys and title.

I’m sure glad that I spent 34 years in combined military and government service, and she gets more than half of my pension.....

Link Posted: 8/16/2020 1:15:41 AM EDT
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Leo doesn't have this problem.
Link Posted: 8/16/2020 1:19:59 AM EDT
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I'd gladly give up half my shit if

a. I was a famous actor who could slay all kinds of pussy
b.  Still be rich as fuck afterwards
c.  The said potential ex-wife turned into harpy who wouldn't put out

Marriage offers very little to a semi-successful man.  If you can find a good women in your 20's it's worth the role of dice.  Later in life it's a suckers bet.
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This is essentially the Cliff Notes on Marriage for any of you unmarried guys out there.
Link Posted: 8/16/2020 1:22:49 AM EDT
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Prenup, bro. Always get a prenup.
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And she will claim she signed it "under duress" and it will be thrown out. The gynocentric divorce/family courts are nothing more than a mechanism to redistribute wealth and punish men for the crime of having a penis.
Link Posted: 8/16/2020 1:26:53 AM EDT
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He would also be the prime suspect if anything ever happened to her.
Link Posted: 8/16/2020 1:30:59 AM EDT
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It sounds like she had the high ground.
Link Posted: 8/16/2020 1:33:36 AM EDT
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Any idiot could have seen that coming when she interjected herself into his ride through Africa.

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Charlie was onto her then. He couldn't stand the cunt. Neither could I
Link Posted: 8/16/2020 1:36:37 AM EDT
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It sounds like she had the high ground.
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Link Posted: 8/16/2020 1:44:34 AM EDT
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It sounds like she had the high ground.
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Best comment of 2020
Link Posted: 8/16/2020 1:46:24 AM EDT
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dayum, 9 more years of 12k per month.  ouch
Link Posted: 8/16/2020 2:08:00 AM EDT
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He chose.... poorly.
Link Posted: 8/16/2020 2:13:17 AM EDT
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Reminds me of a fun 90s Russian joke.  Guy is trying to import some random American goods into Russia.  Customs guy in Russia says “That will be $5,000.”  American guy says “That sounds expensive when I can have you killed for $500.”

Also, MEW is hot; but not that hot.
Link Posted: 8/16/2020 2:14:38 AM EDT
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Only get married/divorced and have kids when you are young and poor. Or never do any of it or at least be free and clear by 40 (my son turned 21 and graduated college when I was 40). It's all gravy from here (got a vasectomy in 2012 :)
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